Raffi, 24.4 mph is not fast considering HPV stock racers average 28.5 in lap races in that states and 30+ mph in Europe. Slowdio will never know what fast...

No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I posted the link of the fastest stock bike in...

It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame will ever match...

Imagine a JOHNNY NOCOM web site with the FASTEST bike in the universe prominently displayed with my eyes "blacked out of course." And we'd have a few CHIMPS...

In the past week I have received hundreds upon hundreds of private e-mails with inquiries about the NoCom. The NoCom is not a bike for fat old geezers like...

Truly amazing!!! The Fat Old Geezers from BROL have now decided to sick the FBI after Johnny NoCom. Looks like the fat asses on slow recumbents have...

Yeah that is right. The NoCom which is the fastest stock bike in the known universe is hands down faster than any body sock bike. Condom bikes are quite...

Ken the Troll, You have taken the registered trademark Johnny NoCom® and posted false misleading information on the internet regarding identity of...

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****************************** Posted by lowracervk2, aka CHRIS SLOWDIO EVANS HPV racing does not have 62 mile road races. A 24.4mph average speed on a hilly...

CK Slowdio must have been at USCF races in '04 with his non USCF legal antique bike with fairing gimmick. All these HPV races and no Chris "Slowdio" Evans in...

Slowdio, my chicken feces invested imbecile, 24.4 mph is not fast considering HPV stock racers average 28.5 in lap races in that states and 30+ mph in...

CK SLOWDIO.....CHRIS EVANS rode his tailfaired lowracer awhile ago at Northbrook and had his ass whupped by the stock boys though he was riding one class...

SLOWDIO asserts, "I had average speed of 28.75mph for 70 laps." TOTAL LIE as this speed was for the 2 1/2 lap 1 km sprint. SLOWDIO asserts, "70 laps and took...

8 Stock (no fairings) racers at that HPV race had faster mph speeds in the distance race than Chris Slowdio Evans. Rick Gritters - 30.839 mph. Karsten Fabian...

The fastest racer had the lowest racing bike which was a new design for that particular race. Very low and laid back with no cheater fairing. Not some slow old...

That is the reason for the post. CK Slowio is a typical slow benter that rides a slow style recumbent with old school tail-fairing. His HPV objective is to go...

George Wrote: I believe CK was at Black Bear - another site where Nocom was NoShow and NoGo. I checked the results of that downhill century...

That is the reason for the post. CK Slowio is a typical slow benter that rides a slow style recumbent with old school tail-fairing. His HPV objective is to go...

Honorable GrandMaster Dolan of A.R.B.R. Cyclingarts Dojo, I will be leaving your A.R.B.R. Cyclingarts Dojo for the holiday. I bid you farewell for now and wish...