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Edward Dolan March 28th 08 04:17 AM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
...
On Mar 27, 6:00 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...



On Mar 27, 3:54 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

[...]
My world revolves around me just as your world revolves around you.
So,
what
else is new?


Of necessity, we all are into ourselve to varying degrees, but the
exclusivity which you profess in this regard, sets you apart form
the
norm and the normal.


It is all part of my act. Get used to it because it is going to stay
this
way forever.


ACT??? Here's a thought. Why don't you ACT like a human being, or
dont't you do imitations?


I give these cycling newsgroups what they deserve. You are too dense and
too
simple to understand what is going on. I suggest you consult with Tom
Sherman and he will give you a few clues ... oh clueless one!


And I suggest that you suffer such a severe case of clue deficiency
disorder that your are the last person who should be offering any
advice to any one.

You are as perceptive as the average tree stump.

You're the world's greatest proof of reincarnation because no one
could be this dumb in a single lifetime.

You're so stupid that even single-celled microorganisms can outscore
you on an IQ test.

You must have an enormous brain, to accommodate so much ignorance.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case, they're nothing.

You refuse to be open minded for fear that your brains might fall out.

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a hat to
cover the scar.

You'd be a complete idiot if you didn't have a few screws missing.

A litany in the HEAD Dolan style.



You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You
clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker.
You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




Edward Dolan March 28th 08 04:18 AM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 

"Little Meow" wrote in message
...
"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:Bc6dnUw6DfZbIHbanZ2dnUVZ_oimnZ2d@prairiewave. com:


You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
You
I
I
I
I
I
I'm sorry.
I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.


It was all about me, then Ed realized it was
him, but he couldn't take the truth and may
have followed Fab's advice to off himself.


You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You
clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker.
You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.




Edward Dolan March 28th 08 04:19 AM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 

"Little Meow" wrote in message
...
"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:uKKdnYZdwNH8X3banZ2dnUVZ_hmtnZ2d@prairiewave. com:


"Little Meow" wrote in message
...
JimmyMac wrote in
news:f3b6979c-dfde-43c4-b5fe-
:

On Mar 25, 7:20 pm, CowPunk wrote:
On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

Dear SPAMWARD,

I'm really starting to feel sorry for you. It's not a pretty sight
from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
Please see a doctor. Soon.

CowPunk

For Ed to seek professional help, it would be necessary for him to
first recognize that he has a problem and is in need of help. This
recognition will never happen. The more I read of Dolan's trash,
the more I become convinced that he is genuinely mentally ill ...
pitiful really. Just like there comes a time when the keys have to
be taken from a driver, I wish someone would confiscate his
computer. Then at least his problem wouldn't be imposed on others.

Ed is here to enjoy the fellowship of the USENET community.


What fellowship? You are kidding of course!


The fellowship that draws you to reach out to the various
froups that you may enjoy some form of human contact.
You lash out to keep people at a distance because you
are afraid to love.

He is ready to offer his pearls of wisdom to any who ask.


My pearls of wisdom are proffered whether asked for or not.

Some time ago he offered his opinions about "big black negros",
rape, fornication, and masturbation.


That is strictly for LM. She is a whore and a foulmouthed slut and
deserves only the best.


Your come-ons need work. I'm not going let you take me out on
a date-rape.

Little Meow is a slut and a whore and her only desire in life
is to be raped by a big black Negro.


Please don't show up at my door in black-face!


You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You
clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker.
You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.





Edward Dolan March 28th 08 05:25 AM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 

"Little Meow" wrote in message
...
"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:R4WdnRM7No72lXHanZ2dnUVZ_oSunZ2d@prairiewave. com:

[...]
LM is a dirty-minded foul-mouthed bitch.


I merely quoted your foul words you excreted from your filthy mind.


Hey, I got to call them as I see them. The fact is that you are a
dirty-minded foul-mouthed bitch. If you weren't, you would not be commenting
on my posts in the manner that you do.

It is OK for guys to be
vulgar and crude,


You demonstrate that with the majority of your posts.


Yeah, but you KNOW that I am NOT vulgar and crude. How could I be. I have
read the complete works of Lord Byron.

When I am dealing with a slut and a whore like you I want to be understood
above all. Consequently, I use the kind of language and imagery with which
you are familiar.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



Edward Dolan March 28th 08 03:39 PM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 

"Little Meow" wrote in message
...
"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:uKKdnYZdwNH8X3banZ2dnUVZ_hmtnZ2d@prairiewave. com:


"Little Meow" wrote in message
...
JimmyMac wrote in
news:f3b6979c-dfde-43c4-b5fe-
:

On Mar 25, 7:20 pm, CowPunk wrote:
On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

Dear SPAMWARD,

I'm really starting to feel sorry for you. It's not a pretty sight
from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
Please see a doctor. Soon.

CowPunk

For Ed to seek professional help, it would be necessary for him to
first recognize that he has a problem and is in need of help. This
recognition will never happen. The more I read of Dolan's trash,
the more I become convinced that he is genuinely mentally ill ...
pitiful really. Just like there comes a time when the keys have to
be taken from a driver, I wish someone would confiscate his
computer. Then at least his problem wouldn't be imposed on others.

Ed is here to enjoy the fellowship of the USENET community.


What fellowship? You are kidding of course!


The fellowship that draws you to reach out to the various
froups that you may enjoy some form of human contact.
You lash out to keep people at a distance because you
are afraid to love.


I WANT to keep people at a distance. People are a pain in the ass. Anyone
who thinks there is any "fellowship" on Usenet is plain nuts. Usenet is a
zoo which you prove with your every message.

He is ready to offer his pearls of wisdom to any who ask.


My pearls of wisdom are proffered whether asked for or not.

Some time ago he offered his opinions about "big black negros",
rape, fornication, and masturbation.


That is strictly for LM. She is a whore and a foulmouthed slut and
deserves only the best.


Your come-ons need work. I'm not going let you take me out on
a date-rape.


You do not seem to understand that I hate your ****ing guts. Why? Because
you came into the world by virtue of your sex with the potential to be like
Our Blessed Lady. Instead you chose to become like the Whore of Babylon.

Little Meow is a slut and a whore and her only desire in life
is to be raped by a big black Negro.


Please don't show up at my door in black-face!


I wonder if perhaps your own father did not molest and rape you when you
were a child. You might want to see a psychoanalyst to find out if you have
not repressed the memory of it. Even though you no doubt come from a long
line of trash people, you might still have risen above your lowly station in
life if you had not been a **** doll for your father. Well, those are the
breaks. Wallow in the mud like the pig that you are and enjoy it if you can.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



JimmyMac March 28th 08 08:34 PM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 
On Mar 27, 11:57 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...
[...]

No worries there as that would be assault with a DEAD weapon, besides
he likes boys particularly one named Vandeman.


McNamara is a god damn ****ing asshole! He always has been and he always
will be.


With nothing more that a tongue-in-cheek innuendo, I apparently struck
a nerve. Dolan should not skip his anger management sessions.

He associates with a big fat ugly Chinaman by the name of Ed Gin -
the criminal vandal troll who destroyed ARBR


Dolan just can't stop talking about a guy long gone from ARBR. Guess
he has the same undying affection for the man that he does for
Vandeman. If I still had an association with Ed Gin, as erroneously
alleged, I would do my best to see that Dolan's fantasies were
fulfilled and get the two of them both back together again here on
ARBR.

and McNamara was his willing
accomplice. He brought trash to this group because he is trash himself.


With bated breath, I anxiously await Dolan's proof, but he can't
produce what isn't available and his regurgitated repetition of an
assertion makes it no more valid or true than was the initial
fallacious utterance, but hey ... I won't discourage him from making
an ass of himself. No one does it better than HEAD Doaln the GRATE!.

McNamara tells us that he is married but apparently his wife has grown fat
and ugly as his mind is now on ****ing young boys. A pederast like McNamara
is a sad case indeed. No young boy would want to have sex with a
sexagenarian like him.

I now believe that McNamara and Ed Gin were into ****ing one another. They
no doubt had a lover's spat and both behaved as would a husband and wife.
McNamara played the role of wife of course as witness all his eternal
whining, a hallmark of the female sex.

I believe McNamara will have no luck with young boys, but there is the
possibility of ****ing LM (Little Meow of RBM) as she is a slut and a whore
and would probably accommodate you for not much money. Be sure to wear
protection as she is terribly diseased in her ****. Just don't tell your
poor long-suffering wife about your hidden lusts, that is the main thing.
They don't like to play second fiddle to dirty old men.


This ignoble, libelous outburst paints a revealing portrait of a man
on the brink of faltering rationality. With impunity, and no fear of
reprisal, only sociopaths and psychopaths regard themselves as exempt
from repercussion. In reality, we are all responsible and accountable
for our actions. I can't help but wonder if the self-proclaimed
"great one" even paused to consider just how GREAT a mistake he has
publicly made here. I will be gracious enough to cut this doddering
old dolt some slack in the comforting knowledge that Ed Dolan will not
be taken seriously since he has long since proven himself to be
lacking in credibility. Nonetheless, I am formally putting Ed Dolan
on notice. He has crossed the line this time with his slanderous and
very serious accusation of pederasty. Should he persist, I will be
forced to entertain the very real possibility of contacting an
attorney to explore my options for defamation of character. The
burden of proof rests with the accuser and Ed could very well earn his
opportunity to attempt to corroborate his vile allegation in a court
of law. Dolan raves and rants about his "saintliness" and yet he
deliberately subverted his self-anointed stature, with this
unsubstantiated, contemptible assertion. What little respect I once
had for the man, was forever vaporized with Dolan's latest vile and
condemnable post. I am convinced at this juncture that Ed Dolan is
mentally ill. - Jim McNamara

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



JimmyMac March 28th 08 08:44 PM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 
On Mar 28, 10:39 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Little Meow" wrote in message

...



"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:uKKdnYZdwNH8X3banZ2dnUVZ_hmtnZ2d@prairiewave .com:


"Little Meow" wrote in message
...
JimmyMac wrote in
news:f3b6979c-dfde-43c4-b5fe-
:


On Mar 25, 7:20 pm, CowPunk wrote:
On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:


Dear SPAMWARD,


I'm really starting to feel sorry for you. It's not a pretty sight
from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
Please see a doctor. Soon.


CowPunk


For Ed to seek professional help, it would be necessary for him to
first recognize that he has a problem and is in need of help. This
recognition will never happen. The more I read of Dolan's trash,
the more I become convinced that he is genuinely mentally ill ...
pitiful really. Just like there comes a time when the keys have to
be taken from a driver, I wish someone would confiscate his
computer. Then at least his problem wouldn't be imposed on others.


Ed is here to enjoy the fellowship of the USENET community.


What fellowship? You are kidding of course!


The fellowship that draws you to reach out to the various
froups that you may enjoy some form of human contact.
You lash out to keep people at a distance because you
are afraid to love.


I WANT to keep people at a distance. People are a pain in the ass. Anyone
who thinks there is any "fellowship" on Usenet is plain nuts. Usenet is a
zoo which you prove with your every message.

He is ready to offer his pearls of wisdom to any who ask.


My pearls of wisdom are proffered whether asked for or not.


Some time ago he offered his opinions about "big black negros",
rape, fornication, and masturbation.


That is strictly for LM. She is a whore and a foulmouthed slut and
deserves only the best.


Your come-ons need work. I'm not going let you take me out on
a date-rape.


You do not seem to understand that I hate your ****ing guts. Why? Because
you came into the world by virtue of your sex with the potential to be like
Our Blessed Lady. Instead you chose to become like the Whore of Babylon.

Little Meow is a slut and a whore and her only desire in life
is to be raped by a big black Negro.


Please don't show up at my door in black-face!


I wonder if perhaps your own father did not molest and rape you when you
were a child. You might want to see a psychoanalyst to find out if you have
not repressed the memory of it. Even though you no doubt come from a long
line of trash people, you might still have risen above your lowly station in
life if you had not been a **** doll for your father. Well, those are the
breaks. Wallow in the mud like the pig that you are and enjoy it if you can.


The Queen of Denial (that woudl be Dolan) wrote "I am NOT vulgar and
crude." Just how much more vulgar and crude need he become before
even he recognizes that he is what he is ... crude and vulgar??? The
conundrum continues.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



Edward Dolan March 28th 08 10:10 PM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
...
On Mar 27, 11:57 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...
[...]

No worries there as that would be assault with a DEAD weapon, besides
he likes boys particularly one named Vandeman.


McNamara is a god damn ****ing asshole! He always has been and he always
will be.


With nothing more that a tongue-in-cheek innuendo, I apparently struck
a nerve. Dolan should not skip his anger management sessions.


Your sexual innuendos deserve to be put front and center and that is where
they are going from now on. Your posts will no longer be buried in long
threads that go nowhere. You will not like my subject headings. Consider
yourself warned!

He associates with a big fat ugly Chinaman by the name of Ed Gin -
the criminal vandal troll who destroyed ARBR


Dolan just can't stop talking about a guy long gone from ARBR. Guess
he has the same undying affection for the man that he does for
Vandeman. If I still had an association with Ed Gin, as erroneously
alleged, I would do my best to see that Dolan's fantasies were
fulfilled and get the two of them both back together again here on
ARBR.

and McNamara was his willing
accomplice. He brought trash to this group because he is trash himself.


With bated breath, I anxiously await Dolan's proof, but he can't
produce what isn't available and his regurgitated repetition of an
assertion makes it no more valid or true than was the initial
fallacious utterance, but hey ... I won't discourage him from making
an ass of himself. No one does it better than HEAD Doaln the GRATE!.


Ed Gin and Jim McNamara - two of a kind. Both criminals who are into sexual
innuendo.

McNamara tells us that he is married but apparently his wife has grown
fat
and ugly as his mind is now on ****ing young boys. A pederast like
McNamara
is a sad case indeed. No young boy would want to have sex with a
sexagenarian like him.

I now believe that McNamara and Ed Gin were into ****ing one another.
They
no doubt had a lover's spat and both behaved as would a husband and wife.
McNamara played the role of wife of course as witness all his eternal
whining, a hallmark of the female sex.

I believe McNamara will have no luck with young boys, but there is the
possibility of ****ing LM (Little Meow of RBM) as she is a slut and a
whore
and would probably accommodate you for not much money. Be sure to wear
protection as she is terribly diseased in her ****. Just don't tell your
poor long-suffering wife about your hidden lusts, that is the main thing.
They don't like to play second fiddle to dirty old men.


This ignoble, libelous outburst paints a revealing portrait of a man
on the brink of faltering rationality. With impunity, and no fear of
reprisal, only sociopaths and psychopaths regard themselves as exempt
from repercussion. In reality, we are all responsible and accountable
for our actions. I can't help but wonder if the self-proclaimed
"great one" even paused to consider just how GREAT a mistake he has
publicly made here. I will be gracious enough to cut this doddering
old dolt some slack in the comforting knowledge that Ed Dolan will not
be taken seriously since he has long since proven himself to be
lacking in credibility. Nonetheless, I am formally putting Ed Dolan
on notice. He has crossed the line this time with his slanderous and
very serious accusation of pederasty. Should he persist, I will be
forced to entertain the very real possibility of contacting an
attorney to explore my options for defamation of character. The
burden of proof rests with the accuser and Ed could very well earn his
opportunity to attempt to corroborate his vile allegation in a court
of law. Dolan raves and rants about his "saintliness" and yet he
deliberately subverted his self-anointed stature, with this
unsubstantiated, contemptible assertion. What little respect I once
had for the man, was forever vaporized with Dolan's latest vile and
condemnable post. I am convinced at this juncture that Ed Dolan is
mentally ill. - Jim McNamara


"With nothing more that a tongue-in-cheek innuendo, I apparently struck
a nerve. Dolan [McNamara] should not skip his anger management sessions." -
Ed Dolan

Thanks for the good laugh! I thought you were no longer capable of amusing
me, but you proved me wrong yet once again.

The fact remains that you are an asshole of the first rank. You resort to
sexual innuendo at your peril. I have all the time in the world to make you
out anything I want. I will make innuendos about you that you can't even
imagine. I will out-Gin Ed Gin where you are concerned. I assure you that
any more sexual innuendo from you will be returned with interest and it will
have its own subject headings as well. Pederasty does not even began to
cover what I can say about you.

In the meantime, stop thinking about ****ing young boys. That is illegal and
you will go to prison for it where you will be an outcast among your fellow
prisoners. You would not last long in prison in any event unless you allowed
yourself to become someone's bitch.

By the way, anyone on these newsgroups think McNamara is showing his posts
full of sexual innuendo to his long-suffering wife. If not, why not? I send
my posts to everyone I know.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



Edward Dolan March 28th 08 10:23 PM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
...
On Mar 28, 10:39 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Little Meow" wrote in message

...



"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:uKKdnYZdwNH8X3banZ2dnUVZ_hmtnZ2d@prairiewave .com:


"Little Meow" wrote in message
...
JimmyMac wrote in
news:f3b6979c-dfde-43c4-b5fe-
:


On Mar 25, 7:20 pm, CowPunk wrote:
On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:


Dear SPAMWARD,


I'm really starting to feel sorry for you. It's not a pretty sight
from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
Please see a doctor. Soon.


CowPunk


For Ed to seek professional help, it would be necessary for him to
first recognize that he has a problem and is in need of help. This
recognition will never happen. The more I read of Dolan's trash,
the more I become convinced that he is genuinely mentally ill ...
pitiful really. Just like there comes a time when the keys have to
be taken from a driver, I wish someone would confiscate his
computer. Then at least his problem wouldn't be imposed on others.


Ed is here to enjoy the fellowship of the USENET community.


What fellowship? You are kidding of course!


The fellowship that draws you to reach out to the various
froups that you may enjoy some form of human contact.
You lash out to keep people at a distance because you
are afraid to love.


I WANT to keep people at a distance. People are a pain in the ass. Anyone
who thinks there is any "fellowship" on Usenet is plain nuts. Usenet is a
zoo which you prove with your every message.

He is ready to offer his pearls of wisdom to any who ask.


My pearls of wisdom are proffered whether asked for or not.


Some time ago he offered his opinions about "big black negros",
rape, fornication, and masturbation.


That is strictly for LM. She is a whore and a foulmouthed slut and
deserves only the best.


Your come-ons need work. I'm not going let you take me out on
a date-rape.


You do not seem to understand that I hate your ****ing guts. Why? Because
you came into the world by virtue of your sex with the potential to be
like
Our Blessed Lady. Instead you chose to become like the Whore of Babylon.

Little Meow is a slut and a whore and her only desire in life
is to be raped by a big black Negro.


Please don't show up at my door in black-face!


I wonder if perhaps your own father did not molest and rape you when you
were a child. You might want to see a psychoanalyst to find out if you
have
not repressed the memory of it. Even though you no doubt come from a long
line of trash people, you might still have risen above your lowly station
in
life if you had not been a **** doll for your father. Well, those are the
breaks. Wallow in the mud like the pig that you are and enjoy it if you
can.


The Queen of Denial (that woudl be Dolan) wrote "I am NOT vulgar and
crude." Just how much more vulgar and crude need he become before
even he recognizes that he is what he is ... crude and vulgar??? The
conundrum continues.


LM is unusual for a female, even on Usenet. She wants to mix it up with men
on our terms. This is a huge mistake. All men are beasts and women are well
advised to stay out of our pens.

I have the intelligence and rigor of mind to be as crude and vulgar as
anyone in the world - and so I will when the occasion calls for it. The fact
is there have never been any gentlemen on these newsgroups. It seems that
cyclists, at least those that post to Usenet, are all slobs. So be it. I can
be a Great Slob just as easily as I can be a Great Saint.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



Fabrizio Mazzoleni[_2_] March 28th 08 11:32 PM

OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended
 
On Mar 28, 3:23*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

dolan, I told you to commit sucide, now go and do it.


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