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EdwardDolan June 11th 16 12:29 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup. Do not read any of the crap
that in any way relates to John B.(Bull****ter). I am posting nothing but
**** to counter his ****. He thinks he is saying something of course, but
all he is doing is posting sissified name calling. I think he must be a
transgender freak as he seems to object to a bit of profanity.

Usenet is now populated by the dregs of society. It wasn’t always this way.
I think what has happened is that the social websites have pretty much
replaced Usenet. A newsgroup like rec.bicycles.soc. is now on its last legs.
Its days are clearly numbered.

However, it is still possible to voice an opinion here, but one should do it
in the context of a message of substance and it should have something to do
with bicycles. If name calling ensues, at least it ensues logically. If you
use a newsgroup merely for personal insult it marks you as an imbecile.
There have always been lots of imbeciles on this particular newsgroup.
Sometimes I think anyone interested in bicycles must not be too smart.
Cycling may be a recreation for dummies!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


John B.[_6_] June 11th 16 01:35 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup. Do not read any of the crap


Of course I know what to expect from you :-) A spoiled little boy who
doesn't want anyone else to play in HIS sand box.

that in any way relates to John B.(Bull****ter). I am posting nothing but
**** to counter his ****. He thinks he is saying something of course, but
all he is doing is posting sissified name calling. I think he must be a
transgender freak as he seems to object to a bit of profanity.


Ah... you mean when you use filthy language and I tell you to your
face that you have a filthy mouth. Yes, certainly. I admit to that.

Usenet is now populated by the dregs of society. It wasnt always this way.
I think what has happened is that the social websites have pretty much
replaced Usenet. A newsgroup like rec.bicycles.soc. is now on its last legs.
Its days are clearly numbered.


It certainly is, here you are right in the midst of the dregs.

Of course, rec.bicycles.soc is doomed. After all you are doing
everything you can to kill it.

However, it is still possible to voice an opinion here, but one should do it
in the context of a message of substance and it should have something to do
with bicycles.


If name calling ensues, at least it ensues logically. If you
use a newsgroup merely for personal insult it marks you as an imbecile.
There have always been lots of imbeciles on this particular newsgroup.
Sometimes I think anyone interested in bicycles must not be too smart.
Cycling may be a recreation for dummies!


"If name calling ensues". Terrible thing!

But, of course we have the comment that, "I think anyone interested in
bicycles must not be too smart. Cycling may be a recreation for
dummies!"

Ah, but I wonder, does that little jewel qualify as name calling? Ah,
but of course Dolan the Great said it so it must be all right.


Mountain bikes have wheels.


By God! I believe that Dolan has discovered something! Amazingly he
has discovered that bicycles have two wheels.
(I wonder what he thinks the name "Bi Cycle" means?)

Friends, we are dealing with a proven genius.

Trails are for walking.


And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well
except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

Anyone for a hike of 3,096 miles, or even a short 275 mile ramble?
After all Dolan says that trails are for walking. So off you go. Call
when you get back.


Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


Great what?
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 12th 16 09:31 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup. Do not read any of the crap


Of course I know what to expect from you :-) A spoiled little boy who
doesn't want anyone else to play in HIS sand box.

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

that in any way relates to John B.(Bull****ter). I am posting nothing but
**** to counter his ****. He thinks he is saying something of course, but
all he is doing is posting sissified name calling. I think he must be a
transgender freak as he seems to object to a bit of profanity.


Ah... you mean when you use filthy language and I tell you to your
face that you have a filthy mouth. Yes, certainly. I admit to that.

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

Usenet is now populated by the dregs of society. It wasn’t always this way.
I think what has happened is that the social websites have pretty much
replaced Usenet. A newsgroup like rec.bicycles.soc. is now on its last
legs.
Its days are clearly numbered.


It certainly is, here you are right in the midst of the dregs.

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

Of course, rec.bicycles.soc is doomed. After all you are doing
everything you can to kill it.

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

However, it is still possible to voice an opinion here, but one should do
it
in the context of a message of substance and it should have something to do
with bicycles.


If name calling ensues, at least it ensues logically. If you
use a newsgroup merely for personal insult it marks you as an imbecile.
There have always been lots of imbeciles on this particular newsgroup.
Sometimes I think anyone interested in bicycles must not be too smart.
Cycling may be a recreation for dummies!


"If name calling ensues". Terrible thing!

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

But, of course we have the comment that, "I think anyone interested in
bicycles must not be too smart. Cycling may be a recreation for
dummies!"

Ah, but I wonder, does that little jewel qualify as name calling? Ah,
but of course Dolan the Great said it so it must be all right.

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

Mountain bikes have wheels.


By God! I believe that Dolan has discovered something! Amazingly he
has discovered that bicycles have two wheels.
(I wonder what he thinks the name "Bi Cycle" means?)

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

Friends, we are dealing with a proven genius.

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

Trails are for walking.


And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well
except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!

Anyone for a hike of 3,096 miles, or even a short 275 mile ramble?
After all Dolan says that trails are for walking. So off you go. Call
when you get back.

Jesus Christ Almighty! If I were a jackass and an asshole like you, that is
what I would have said too, but I would have said it better!



EdwardDolan June 12th 16 09:47 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

Edward Dolan wrote:

Trails are for walking.


And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well

except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

The above response should tell anyone still left on this newsgroup what an
idiot John B.(Bull****ter) is, or do you think those are the kind of trails
that are being discussed here? He not only wants to deconstruct words, but
he also thinks he is being witty, not realizing that he is just being dumb
and stupid. It is why I will continue to treat him with nothing but
contempt.

Anyone for a hike of 3,096 miles, or even a short 275 mile ramble?

After all Dolan says that trails are for walking. So off you go. Call
when you get back.

Another example of the wit of John B.(Bull****ter). Anyone impressed?

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



John B.[_6_] June 12th 16 11:10 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:47:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

Edward Dolan wrote:

Trails are for walking.


And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well

except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

The above response should tell anyone still left on this newsgroup what an
idiot John B.(Bull****ter) is, or do you think those are the kind of trails
that are being discussed here? He not only wants to deconstruct words, but
he also thinks he is being witty, not realizing that he is just being dumb
and stupid. It is why I will continue to treat him with nothing but
contempt.


Ah yes.... another gem of wisdom from the lips of the great Dolan, who
has been treating us to his theme song "Trails are for walking; Whats
the matter? Cant walk?" for some years now. Has his little ditty ever
mentioned foot trails, walking trails or even snake tails? Nope, not a
single peep out of his pristine lips.

Strangely enough my spelling checker argues that "What's" and "can't"
are misspelled words. And, again strangely, my dictionary doesn't seem
to list either of the two words and my Thesaurus says "Queried string
not found in thesaurus!" when I query either word.

Ah well...

Now you must to understand that this "non specific" description, as it
might be termed, is not the sole province of Dolan. No, it common to
every con man and shyster that ever existed.

Why? Well, by using a word that can be interpreted in more than one
manner it gives the shyster an "out", or might term it an excuse.

If an honest man should say, "Hey There, what about the Taimiami
Trail? That is for automobiles" why the shyster can say, well, I
didn't mean that kind of trail. (begin to see why I mentioned snake
trails?)

The Great Dalon appears to be using a technique common to the "not so
great", as one might call them. One can only speculate on why he feels
the need to do so.
--
cheers,

John B.


John B.[_6_] June 12th 16 11:16 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:31:47 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup. Do not read any of the crap


Of course I know what to expect from you :-) A spoiled little boy who
doesn't want anyone else to play in HIS sand box.

Hey there Dolan, I came across a post you made some years ago and
thought I'd just show the folks some of your more revealing prose

Posted on alt.firefighters some time ago, it reads in part:

"No one on these cycling groups give a good god damn about
firefighters. They are vastly over rated as a group. Anyone who would
risk their life to save property is a fool, but I have always thought
that all firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my
life to save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota"

You can tell this guy is all heart.

--
cheers,

John B.


John B.[_6_] June 12th 16 11:21 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 17:16:46 +0700, John B.
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:31:47 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup. Do not read any of the crap


Of course I know what to expect from you :-) A spoiled little boy who
doesn't want anyone else to play in HIS sand box.

Hey there Dolan, I came across a post you made some years ago and
thought I'd just show the folks some of your more revealing prose

Posted on alt.firefighters some time ago, it reads in part:

"No one on these cycling groups give a good god damn about
firefighters. They are vastly over rated as a group. Anyone who would
risk their life to save property is a fool, but I have always thought
that all firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my
life to save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota"

You can tell this guy is all heart.



I really hate to answer my own posts but I thought someone might be
interested to read the response to the above post.

The guy that replied said, "Don't respond to him. He is just another
troll."

Which seemed to be the end of the thread.
--
cheers,

John B.


news16 June 12th 16 12:47 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've now resorting to insults.

EdwardDolan June 13th 16 03:30 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:31:47 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup.


Hey there Dolan, I came across a post you made some years ago and

thought I'd just show the folks some of your more revealing prose

Posted on alt.firefighters some time ago, it reads in part:


"No one on these cycling groups give a good god damn about

firefighters. They are vastly over rated as a group. Anyone who would
risk their life to save property is a fool, but I have always thought
that all firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my
life to save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?”

My God, my own brilliance amazes me at times. I have grown more mellow in the ensuing years, but I stand behind everything I have ever posted to Usenet. However I wish you would risk your life to save either some property or some life, and then lose your life into the bargain. Nothing like being a complete fool!

You can tell this guy is all heart.


You can that Ed Dolan the Great is all brain. Hearts are for fools like you.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 13th 16 03:41 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message ...
[...]

I really hate to answer my own posts but I thought someone might be

interested to read the response to the above post.

The guy that replied said, "Don't respond to him. He is just another

troll."

That is what all of Usenet rapidly became after the first few flush years – a forum for trolls. Why? Because there were no moderators. That is how fools like you came to dominate Usenet. All we are doing here is trolling one another because you refuse to post content. You are too god damn stupid to own up to yourself. The only difference between us is that I am a brilliant troll and you are a goofy troll.

Which seemed to be the end of the thread.


I am an expert at ending all threads.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan June 13th 16 04:06 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:47:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

Edward Dolan wrote:

Trails are for walking.


And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well

except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

The above response should tell anyone still left on this newsgroup what an
idiot John B.(Bull****ter) is, or do you think those are the kind of trails
that are being discussed here? He not only wants to deconstruct words, but
he also thinks he is being witty, not realizing that he is just being dumb
and stupid. It is why I will continue to treat him with nothing but
contempt.


Ah yes.... another gem of wisdom from the lips of the great Dolan, who

has been treating us to his theme song "Trails are for walking; What’s
the matter? Can’t walk?" for some years now. Has his little ditty ever
mentioned foot trails, walking trails or even snake tails [trails]? Nope, not a
single peep out of his pristine lips.

All messages are in some kind of context. The fact that you can’t figure out the context just tells the world what a dummy you are.

Strangely enough my spelling checker argues that "What's" and "can't"

are misspelled words. And, again strangely, my dictionary doesn't seem
to list either of the two words and my Thesaurus says "Queried string
not found in thesaurus!" when I query either word.

You had best get a new dictionary. And a spell checker must be used by someone with some education.

What’s the matter? is short for What is the matter? Can’t walk is short for Can not walk? Ever hear of the apostrophe? I suggest you stick to your low brow culture and not meddle with a genius like me.

Ah well...


Now you must to understand that this "non specific" description, as it

might be termed, is not the sole province of Dolan. No, it common to
every con man and shyster that ever existed.

John B.(Bull****ter) still does not know what is meant by “trail” in the context of these threads on this newsgroup? His ignorance it truly unconquerable!

Why? Well, by using a word that can be interpreted in more than one

manner it gives the shyster an "out", or might term it an excuse.

There was always only one interpretation of the word “trail” in the context of this newsgroup. Your feeble attempt at obfuscation is pitiful. Leave word play to the adults.

If an honest man should say, "Hey There, what about the Taimiami

Trail? That is for automobiles" why the shyster can say, well, I
didn't mean that kind of trail. (begin to see why I mentioned snake
trails?)

Anyone who would confuse a highway for automobiles with a recreational trail for hikers is too god damn stupid to be using words – period!

The Great Dalon appears to be using a technique common to the "not so

great", as one might call them. One can only speculate on why he feels
the need to do so.

Pathetic!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan June 13th 16 04:18 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to obfuscate. I am now resorting to insults because I do not like to waste words on a fool. If he or you or anyone else wish to post content, I am ready to argue my positions, but I will not bother to do that when all I am getting are personal attacks. The only thing to do then is just post prepared insults. To spend time on a fool is something that only another fool would do.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota

John B.[_6_] June 13th 16 05:28 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 21:41:32 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...
[...]

I really hate to answer my own posts but I thought someone might be

interested to read the response to the above post.

The guy that replied said, "Don't respond to him. He is just another

troll."

That is what all of Usenet rapidly became after the first few flush years a forum for trolls. Why? Because there were no moderators. That is how fools like you came to dominate Usenet. All we are doing here is trolling one another because you refuse to post content. You are too god damn stupid to own up to yourself. The only difference between us is that I am a brilliant troll and you are a goofy troll.


Amazing! From the mouth of fools....
--
cheers,

John B.


John B.[_6_] June 13th 16 05:38 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [youre] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I use words as they were meant to be used


Exactly as Humpty Dumpty said, ""When I use a word it means just what
I choose it to mean - neither more or less."

One can only marvel at such an expressive individual. I'm sure that
many will recall your famous words, "I have always thought that all
firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my life to
save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?

A truly heroic person. Tell us, do you still sit on the wall?
--
cheers,

John B.


John B.[_6_] June 13th 16 05:43 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 21:30:49 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:31:47 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup.


Hey there Dolan, I came across a post you made some years ago and

thought I'd just show the folks some of your more revealing prose

Posted on alt.firefighters some time ago, it reads in part:


"No one on these cycling groups give a good god damn about

firefighters. They are vastly over rated as a group. Anyone who would
risk their life to save property is a fool, but I have always thought
that all firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my
life to save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?

My God, my own brilliance amazes me at times. I have grown more mellow in the ensuing years, but I stand behind everything I have ever posted to Usenet. However I wish you would risk your life to save either some property or some life, and then lose your life into the bargain. Nothing like being a complete fool!

You can tell this guy is all heart.


You can that Ed Dolan the Great is all brain. Hearts are for fools like you.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.


Oh My God, what a blinding exhibit of brilliance.

Would you believe it? A Bi Cycle has wheels. Will wonders never cease?
By Gorry, this Dolan is really smart.
--
cheers,

John B.


John B.[_6_] June 13th 16 06:26 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:06:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:47:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..
[...]

Edward Dolan wrote:

Trails are for walking.


And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well

except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

The above response should tell anyone still left on this newsgroup what an
idiot John B.(Bull****ter) is, or do you think those are the kind of trails
that are being discussed here? He not only wants to deconstruct words, but
he also thinks he is being witty, not realizing that he is just being dumb
and stupid. It is why I will continue to treat him with nothing but
contempt.


Ah yes.... another gem of wisdom from the lips of the great Dolan, who

has been treating us to his theme song "Trails are for walking; Whats
the matter? Cant walk?" for some years now. Has his little ditty ever
mentioned foot trails, walking trails or even snake tails [trails]? Nope, not a
single peep out of his pristine lips.

All messages are in some kind of context. The fact that you cant figure out the context just tells the world what a dummy you are.


Certainly. But here you are singing Do Wacka Do Wacka Do", and if some
one questions that you say "Oh, you should have known what I meant".


Strangely enough my spelling checker argues that "What's" and "can't"

are misspelled words. And, again strangely, my dictionary doesn't seem
to list either of the two words and my Thesaurus says "Queried string
not found in thesaurus!" when I query either word.

You had best get a new dictionary. And a spell checker must be used by someone with some education.

Whats the matter? is short for What is the matter? Cant walk is short for Can not walk? Ever hear of the apostrophe? I suggest you stick to your low brow culture and not meddle with a genius like me.

Ah well...




John B.(Bull****ter) still does not know what is meant by trail in the context of these threads on this newsgroup? His ignorance it truly unconquerable!


In the context of this message?

"Bicycles have wheels"? Well of course they do.
"Wheels are for roads." Well perhaps, but for countless ages, as I
pointed out, people rolled them on trails...

My dictionary lists 26 meanings for the word "Trail", used as a noun.
Which would seem to give Dolan quite a bit of leeway when he says, Oh,
you don't understand, I didn't mean that".

As an aside, legal document are so complex partially they carefully
define every descriptive word used in the document. This is so
important that it is usually the second section of the document, right
after the first section that sets forth the purpose of the contract.

Which, of course, is done to prevent the sleazier section of the
population from doing exactly what Dolan is attempting - avoiding
responsibility by saying "Oh, I didn't mean that".
--
cheers,

John B.


news16 June 13th 16 06:39 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.

John B.[_6_] June 13th 16 11:57 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [youre] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used to clarify, not to obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be
defending what is essentially an untenable position.
--
cheers,

John B.


news16 June 13th 16 03:27 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 17:57:17 +0700, John B. wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).

Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.

Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to
obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be
defending what is essentially an untenable position.


The fact that I reply just shows the mount of trash on entertainment
media. Inversely proportional.


John B.[_6_] June 14th 16 01:29 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 14:27:30 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 17:57:17 +0700, John B. wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).

Obviously he has won as you've [you?re] now resorting to insults.

Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used ? to clarify, not to
obfuscate.

Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be
defending what is essentially an untenable position.


The fact that I reply just shows the mount of trash on entertainment
media. Inversely proportional.


I like that. Comparing Dolan with Oprah.... and Oprah wins :-)
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 14th 16 07:05 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 21:30:49 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:31:47 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what
to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup.


Hey there Dolan, I came across a post you made some years ago and

thought I'd just show the folks some of your more revealing prose

Posted on alt.firefighters some time ago, it reads in part:


"No one on these cycling groups give a good god damn about

firefighters. They are vastly over rated as a group. Anyone who would
risk their life to save property is a fool, but I have always thought
that all firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my
life to save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?”

My God, my own brilliance amazes me at times. I have grown more mellow in
the ensuing years, but I stand behind everything I have ever posted to
Usenet. However I wish you would risk your life to save either some
property or some life, and then lose your life into the bargain. Nothing
like being a complete fool!

You can tell this guy is all heart.


You can tell that Ed Dolan the Great is all brain. Hearts are for fools
like you.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.


Oh My God, what a blinding exhibit of brilliance.

Would you believe it? A Bi Cycle has wheels. Will wonders never cease?
By Gorry, this Dolan is really smart.

It is what wheels are for, you god damn ****ing moron!


Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 14th 16 07:15 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:06:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:47:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..
[...]

Edward Dolan wrote:

Trails are for walking.


And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well

except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

The above response should tell anyone still left on this newsgroup what an
idiot John B.(Bull****ter) is, or do you think those are the kind of trails
that are being discussed here? He not only wants to deconstruct words, but
he also thinks he is being witty, not realizing that he is just being dumb
and stupid. It is why I will continue to treat him with nothing but
contempt.


Ah yes.... another gem of wisdom from the lips of the great Dolan, who

has been treating us to his theme song "Trails are for walking; What’s
the matter? Can’t walk?" for some years now. Has his little ditty ever
mentioned foot trails, walking trails or even snake tails [trails]? Nope, not a
single peep out of his pristine lips.

All messages are in some kind of context. The fact that you can’t figure out the context just tells the world what a dummy you are.


Certainly. But here you are singing Do Wacka Do Wacka Do", and if some

one questions that you say "Oh, you should have known what I meant".

If you can’t figure out the context without being told what it is, then you are too god damn ****ing stupid for this newsgroup, and most likely, for any and all newsgroups.


Strangely enough my spelling checker argues that "What's" and "can't"

are misspelled words. And, again strangely, my dictionary doesn't seem
to list either of the two words and my Thesaurus says "Queried string
not found in thesaurus!" when I query either word.

You had best get a new dictionary. And a spell checker must be used by someone with some education.

What’s the matter? is short for What is the matter? Can’t walk is short for Can not walk? Ever hear of the apostrophe? I suggest you stick to your low brow culture and not meddle with a genius like me.

Ah well...




John B.(Bull****ter) still does not know what is meant by “trail” in the context of these threads on this newsgroup? His ignorance it truly unconquerable!


In the context of this message?


In the context of this newsgroup, you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** has been deleted as it is too idiotic to merit a response from someone so Great as Myself.
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 14th 16 07:20 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I use
words as they were meant to be used


Exactly as Humpty Dumpty said, ""When I use a word it means just what

I choose it to mean - neither more or less."

One can only marvel at such an expressive individual. I'm sure that

many will recall your famous words, "I have always thought that all
firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my life to
save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?”

A truly heroic person. Tell us, do you still sit on the wall?


So go save some lives, why don't you? Much easier to argue about what is
meant by 'trails' though, isn't it?

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan June 14th 16 07:23 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


You shanky-assed, cattle-molesting, armpit-licking, ****-gobbling,
pimple-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 14th 16 07:25 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be

defending what is essentially an untenable position.

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan June 14th 16 07:28 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 17:57:17 +0700, John B. wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).

Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.

Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to
obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be
defending what is essentially an untenable position.


The fact that I reply just shows the mount of trash on entertainment

media. Inversely proportional.

You knuckleheaded, brother-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-sucking,
boil-nibbling, ****-brained cock jockey!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 14th 16 07:33 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 14:27:30 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 17:57:17 +0700, John B. wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).

Obviously he has won as you've [you?re] now resorting to insults.

Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used ? to clarify, not to
obfuscate.

Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be
defending what is essentially an untenable position.


The fact that I reply just shows the mount of trash on entertainment
media. Inversely proportional.


I like that. Comparing Dolan with Oprah.... and Oprah wins :-)


You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


John B.[_6_] June 14th 16 08:42 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:15:06 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:06:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:47:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

Edward Dolan wrote:

Trails are for walking.

And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well
except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

The above response should tell anyone still left on this newsgroup what an
idiot John B.(Bull****ter) is, or do you think those are the kind of trails
that are being discussed here? He not only wants to deconstruct words, but
he also thinks he is being witty, not realizing that he is just being dumb
and stupid. It is why I will continue to treat him with nothing but
contempt.


Ah yes.... another gem of wisdom from the lips of the great Dolan, who

has been treating us to his theme song "Trails are for walking; Whats
the matter? Cant walk?" for some years now. Has his little ditty ever
mentioned foot trails, walking trails or even snake tails [trails]? Nope, not a
single peep out of his pristine lips.

All messages are in some kind of context. The fact that you cant figure out the context just tells the world what a dummy you are.


Certainly. But here you are singing Do Wacka Do Wacka Do", and if some

one questions that you say "Oh, you should have known what I meant".

If you cant figure out the context without being told what it is, then you are too god damn ****ing stupid for this newsgroup, and most likely, for any and all newsgroups.


Strangely enough my spelling checker argues that "What's" and "can't"

are misspelled words. And, again strangely, my dictionary doesn't seem
to list either of the two words and my Thesaurus says "Queried string
not found in thesaurus!" when I query either word.

You had best get a new dictionary. And a spell checker must be used by someone with some education.

Whats the matter? is short for What is the matter? Cant walk is short for Can not walk? Ever hear of the apostrophe? I suggest you stick to your low brow culture and not meddle with a genius like me.

Ah well...




John B.(Bull****ter) still does not know what is meant by trail in the context of these threads on this newsgroup? His ignorance it truly unconquerable!


In the context of this message?


In the context of this newsgroup, you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** has been deleted as it is too idiotic to merit a response from someone so Great as Myself.
[...]


Of course you deleted it.

You see, anything that depicts Edward as he actually is, in all his
naked glory, warts and all, must obviously, to nearly everyone, be a
filthy, nasty, damned, stinking, lie.

A lie? Of course Sir.

Anything that does not depict "the Great", in all his imagined glory,
must be a lie!

Another problem that "the Great" has is that in Ed's world words
aren't definite. They have, what one might call, "moveable meanings"
which allow Dolan to slide them around and claim and argue that they
mean "this" today... and "that" tomorrow.

"The Great" (as he describes himself) also imagines that he is a
unique and superior creature however Lewis Carroll described him way
back in November 1864, when he reported the conversation a little girl
had with an egg.

The Egg says, "When I use a word, he said, in rather a scornful tone,
'it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less."'

The little girl replies, "The question is, whether you can make words
mean so many different things."

Imagine that, a tiny little small girl revealed "The Great" as a
buffoon a hundred and fifty years ago.

The Great that was?
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 14th 16 09:19 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

Of course you deleted it.


Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



John B.[_6_] June 14th 16 12:05 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 03:19:16 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

Of course you deleted it.


Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.


Ohooo... I just love it when you talk dirty.

And of course you must be correct, your rapid attempts for a quick
"cover up" is noted. To paraphrase the Great One, "What's the matter?
Can't stand the truth?"

What was it that President Truman said? Was it, "If you can't stand
the heat get out of the kitchen"?




Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota

--
cheers,

John B.


news16 June 14th 16 01:49 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:33:25 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!


Why did you stop? you were obviously on a roll exposing your sad life.

news16 June 14th 16 01:52 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:28:02 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:


You knuckleheaded, brother-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-sucking,
boil-nibbling, ****-brained cock jockey!

Not original.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?


My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would take me
around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

EdwardDolan June 14th 16 02:14 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 03:19:16 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

Of course you deleted it.


Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.

[...]

Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 14th 16 02:17 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:33:25 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!


Why did you stop? you were obviously on a roll exposing your sad life.


I can see that you need something more to do too, just like John
B.(Bull****ter).

Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan June 14th 16 02:21 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:28:02 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You knuckleheaded, brother-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-sucking,
boil-nibbling, ****-brained cock jockey!


Not original.


It is more than original enough for the likes of an Asshole like you.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?


My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would take me

around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

Ride your bike on roads and stay the hell off of trails.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



news16 June 14th 16 03:55 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:17:54 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:33:25 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!


Why did you stop? you were obviously on a roll exposing your sad life.


I can see that you need something more to do too,

Usual drivel.

news16 June 14th 16 03:57 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:21:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...



My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would take
me

around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

Ride your bike on roads and stay the hell off of trails.


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.

John B.[_6_] June 15th 16 03:10 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:14:38 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 03:19:16 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..

Of course you deleted it.


Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.

[...]

Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


Ohoooo Doodles! You are so masterful.

But, tell us, does your mommy let you talk that way around the house?
Or can you only write it, furtively, on your computer?

"Mountain bikes have wheels"? Good Lord man. Haven't you figured it
out yet? "Bike" is a contraction of the word "bicycle" and "bi" is a
synonym for "two" and "cycles" is, again a synonym, for circle, or in
this case "wheel".

Thus a reasonably well educated person would immediately grasp the
fact that a "bike", or bicycle, has two wheels; and a unicycle has one
and (amazing as it may be) a tricycle has three.

But you've not tumbled to the fact in many years now. Tell us, have
you learned to tie your own shoes? Or is mommy still helping you?
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 16th 16 03:49 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:14:38 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:
[...]

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.

[...]

Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


Ohoooo Doodles! You are so masterful.

But, tell us, does your mommy let you talk that way around the house?
Or can you only write it, furtively, on your computer?

You dumb****ed, sister-groping, crotch-sniffing, dick-guzzling,
puss-nibbling, ****-headed assclown!

"Mountain bikes have wheels"? Good Lord man. Haven't you figured it
out yet? "Bike" is a contraction of the word "bicycle" and "bi" is a
synonym for "two" and "cycles" is, again a synonym, for circle, or in
this case "wheel".

You shanky-assed, cattle-molesting, armpit-licking, ****-gobbling,
pimple-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel!

Thus a reasonably well educated person would immediately grasp the
fact that a "bike", or bicycle, has two wheels; and a unicycle has one
and (amazing as it may be) a tricycle has three.

You knuckleheaded, brother-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-sucking,
boil-nibbling, ****-brained cock jockey!

But you've not tumbled to the fact in many years now. Tell us, have
you learned to tie your own shoes? Or is mommy still helping you?

You pussy-whipped, brother-humping, ****-smelling, toe jam-sucking,
zit-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 16th 16 03:52 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 


"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:17:54 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:33:25 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!


Why did you stop? you were obviously on a roll exposing your sad life.


I can see that you need something more to do too,


Usual drivel.


Better drivel than drool from an Asshole like you.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



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