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'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
MrCheerful wrote:
https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. |
'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 2:32:11 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote: https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. What sentence did you get for your criminal damage? |
'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 2:32:11 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: MrCheerful wrote: https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. What sentence did you get for your criminal damage? The same as a cyclist would get for riding on the footpath, jumping red lights etc, etc. How are you doing Simon? |
'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote: https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. Another fabricated 'anecdote'. -- john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons) 'It never gets any easier. You just get faster' (Greg LeMond (1961 - )) |
'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:06:28 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote: On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 2:32:11 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: MrCheerful wrote: https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. What sentence did you get for your criminal damage? The same as a cyclist would get for riding on the footpath, jumping red lights etc, etc. A £50 fine? Did you have to pay for the wheel repair? Have you learned your lesson? How are you doing Simon? Better than you. |
'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:06:28 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Jester wrote: On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 2:32:11 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: MrCheerful wrote: https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. What sentence did you get for your criminal damage? The same as a cyclist would get for riding on the footpath, jumping red lights etc, etc. A £50 fine? Did you have to pay for the wheel repair? Have you learned your lesson? How are you doing Simon? Better than you. I was asking Mr Mason, not you. **** off. |
'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: MrCheerful wrote: https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. Another fabricated 'anecdote'. No. **** off. |
'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 6:40:07 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote: On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:06:28 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Jester wrote: On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 2:32:11 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: MrCheerful wrote: https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. What sentence did you get for your criminal damage? The same as a cyclist would get for riding on the footpath, jumping red lights etc, etc. A £50 fine? Did you have to pay for the wheel repair? Have you learned your lesson? How are you doing Simon? Better than you. I was asking Mr Mason, not you. **** off. So you have not been prosecuted for your criminal damage. How do you feel about that? Do you feel your criminal damage was justified? |
'obnoxious tosser ' (AKA a cyclist)
On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 6:40:58 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: MrCheerful wrote: https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...-makes-2101372 A good while ago I went to the corner shop. The shop has a ramp for disabled access. This is the only access to the shop. Right across the ramp was a dumped bloody bicycle, only a cyclist could be this stupid. I booted it out of the way and walked on the spokes. I have big feet. Coming out of the shop I noticed a pillock cyclist looking with dismay at his damaged kids toy. Another fabricated 'anecdote'. No. **** off. What do you do when you see a car parked on the pavement? Puncture the tyres with your chisel? |
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