First Bug of the Season
 

Inhaled my first bug of the season on my commute home
tonight.

Thought I'd share.


SMH

First Bug of the Season
 

Stephen Harding wrote:
Inhaled my first bug of the season on my commute home
tonight.

Got my first one in my helmet the other day; damn near crashed slapping at
my noggin!

Thought I'd share.

Pass the salt.

First Bug of the Season
 

Sorni wrote:
Stephen Harding wrote:

Inhaled my first bug of the season on my commute home
tonight.

Got my first one in my helmet the other day; damn near crashed slapping at
my noggin!

Thought I'd share.

Pass the salt.

Indeed. This particular victim had no taste to it at
all. Sometimes the critters are rather bitter tasting.

Of course, the fellow completely bypassed my taste buds
slamming into the back of my throat, so perhaps salt
would not have been necessary.

At least he ended up in my stomach. Too often they're
in my lungs!


SMH

First Bug of the Season
 

"Stephen Harding" wrote in message
news:Kvf1g.2975$UK5.1265@trndny01...
Inhaled my first bug of the season on my commute home
tonight.

Thought I'd share.

No bug protein yet. After plotting my lake run on that Google Ma utility I
decided to do it for real. Not quite as long. I turned back shortly after
the dam.

Damn but there were a lot of chipmunks out and about. Wish I'd brought some
sunflower seeds.

First Bug of the Season
 

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:29:30 GMT, Stephen Harding wrote:

Inhaled my first bug of the season on my commute home
tonight.

Thought I'd share.

Reminds me of my first bug. A large fly of the Northern Ohio sort, sucked into
my left nostril like a goony bird in a C130. Difference is the C130 can't do a
snot rocket. And trust me, this was a personal best, launch speed must've
exceeded 120mph. Saw the little bastid hit the pavement.

Ron

First Bug of the Season
 

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:09:01 GMT, RonSonic
wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:29:30 GMT, Stephen Harding wrote:

Inhaled my first bug of the season on my commute home
tonight.

Thought I'd share.

Reminds me of my first bug. A large fly of the Northern Ohio sort, sucked into
my left nostril like a goony bird in a C130. Difference is the C130 can't do a
snot rocket. And trust me, this was a personal best, launch speed must've
exceeded 120mph. Saw the little bastid hit the pavement.

Ron

Great mental image.

First Bug of the Season
 

Stephen Harding wrote:
::
:: At least he ended up in my stomach. Too often they're
:: in my lungs!
::

I wonder if he could still be alive....swimming around doing stuff that bugs
do?

First Bug of the Season
 

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:54:28 -0400, "Roger Zoul"
wrote:

Stephen Harding wrote:
::
:: At least he ended up in my stomach. Too often they're
:: in my lungs!
::

I wonder if he could still be alive....swimming around doing stuff that bugs
do?

Roger,

If a bug in your lungs is *swimming*, you might want to head for the
ER and be started on Lasix and antibiotics. It's likely you have
pneumonia ;-)

First Bug of the Season
 

Neil Brooks wrote:
:: On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:54:28 -0400, "Roger Zoul"
:: wrote:
::
::: Stephen Harding wrote:
:::::
::::: At least he ended up in my stomach. Too often they're
::::: in my lungs!
:::::
:::
::: I wonder if he could still be alive....swimming around doing stuff
::: that bugs do?
::
:: Roger,
::
:: If a bug in your lungs is *swimming*, you might want to head for the
:: ER and be started on Lasix and antibiotics. It's likely you have
:: pneumonia ;-)

:) Yeah, but, the OP did say he ended up in his stomach!

First Bug of the Season
 

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:09:19 -0400, "Roger Zoul"
wrote:

Neil Brooks wrote:
:: On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:54:28 -0400, "Roger Zoul"
:: wrote:
::
::: Stephen Harding wrote:
:::::
::::: At least he ended up in my stomach. Too often they're
::::: in my lungs!
:::::
:::
::: I wonder if he could still be alive....swimming around doing stuff
::: that bugs do?
::
:: Roger,
::
:: If a bug in your lungs is *swimming*, you might want to head for the
:: ER and be started on Lasix and antibiotics. It's likely you have
:: pneumonia ;-)

:) Yeah, but, the OP did say he ended up in his stomach!

Fair point.

Any bug works its way down to my stomach has a 50/50 chance of
experiencing what's known as "Death by Guacamole" or--in its original
Latin--Guacamoliosis.

It ain't pretty.