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Simon Jester August 27th 19 07:16 PM

Time to modernise speed limits
 

Most current speed limits were set in the 70's and it is time to bring them up to date.
We need to take into account modern cars with modern brakes and modern tyres and the fact that Pounder has reliably informed us the main reason for using a car is to travel in "Air conditioned comfort".
Since "Air conditioned comfort" is not speed related and the faster you drive the more fuel you use and the more danger you cause I propose:-

Inner city 8mph
Suburbia, towns and villages 12mph
NSL single carriageway 20mph
NSL dual carriageway 30mph
Motorway 40mph


Mr Pounder Esquire August 27th 19 07:49 PM

Time to modernise speed limits
 
Simon Jester wrote:
Most current speed limits were set in the 70's and it is time to
bring them up to date.
We need to take into account modern cars with modern brakes and
modern tyres and the fact that Pounder has reliably informed us the
main reason for using a car is to travel in "Air conditioned
comfort". Since "Air conditioned comfort" is not speed related and
the faster you drive the more fuel you use and the more danger you
cause I propose:-

Inner city 8mph
Suburbia, towns and villages 12mph
NSL single carriageway 20mph
NSL dual carriageway 30mph
Motorway 40mph


I have never said "Air conditioned comfort".
You really are an idiot.



MrCheerful August 27th 19 07:56 PM

Time to modernise speed limits
 
On 27/08/2019 19:49, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Most current speed limits were set in the 70's and it is time to
bring them up to date.
We need to take into account modern cars with modern brakes and
modern tyres and the fact that Pounder has reliably informed us the
main reason for using a car is to travel in "Air conditioned
comfort". Since "Air conditioned comfort" is not speed related and
the faster you drive the more fuel you use and the more danger you
cause I propose:-

Inner city 8mph
Suburbia, towns and villages 12mph
NSL single carriageway 20mph
NSL dual carriageway 30mph
Motorway 40mph


I have never said "Air conditioned comfort".
You really are an idiot.



Now, now. Mentally challenged, please.

Simon Jester August 27th 19 08:12 PM

Time to modernise speed limits
 
On Tuesday, August 27, 2019 at 7:49:25 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Most current speed limits were set in the 70's and it is time to
bring them up to date.
We need to take into account modern cars with modern brakes and
modern tyres and the fact that Pounder has reliably informed us the
main reason for using a car is to travel in "Air conditioned
comfort". Since "Air conditioned comfort" is not speed related and
the faster you drive the more fuel you use and the more danger you
cause I propose:-

Inner city 8mph
Suburbia, towns and villages 12mph
NSL single carriageway 20mph
NSL dual carriageway 30mph
Motorway 40mph


I have never said "Air conditioned comfort".


My apologies, it was Mr Friendless.
Thanks for agreeing with these proposals.

irrelevant childish name calling snipped



Mr Pounder Esquire August 27th 19 08:18 PM

Time to modernise speed limits
 
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, August 27, 2019 at 7:49:25 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Most current speed limits were set in the 70's and it is time to
bring them up to date.
We need to take into account modern cars with modern brakes and
modern tyres and the fact that Pounder has reliably informed us the
main reason for using a car is to travel in "Air conditioned
comfort". Since "Air conditioned comfort" is not speed related and
the faster you drive the more fuel you use and the more danger you
cause I propose:-

Inner city 8mph
Suburbia, towns and villages 12mph
NSL single carriageway 20mph
NSL dual carriageway 30mph
Motorway 40mph


I have never said "Air conditioned comfort".


My apologies, it was Mr Friendless.
Thanks for agreeing with these proposals.

irrelevant childish name calling snipped


You really are an idiot.




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