Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
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Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:
http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/ I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's how the man running after him caught up? Something like that, anyway. |
Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote: http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/ I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's how the man running after him caught up? Something like that, anyway. So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd? I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the delicious maidens. (and probably be caught -- rightly so) |
Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote: On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote: http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/ I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's how the man running after him caught up? Something like that, anyway. So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd? Er... no. Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?) would be in with a chance of not being that. I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the delicious maidens. (and probably be caught -- rightly so) I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags? |
Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote:
On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote: On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote: On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote: http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/ I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's how the man running after him caught up? Something like that, anyway. So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd? Er... no. Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?) would be in with a chance of not being that. I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the delicious maidens. (and probably be caught -- rightly so) I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags? I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights. Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught because I stopped at a red light? |
Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
On 05/05/2018 10:18, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote: On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote: On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote: On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote: http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/ I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's how the man running after him caught up? Something like that, anyway. So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd? Er... no. Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?) would be in with a chance of not being that. I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the delicious maidens. (and probably be caught -- rightly so) I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags? I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights. Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught because I stopped at a red light? You're taking it too personally. This all happened 12,000 miles away. |
Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
On 05/05/18 22:10, JNugent wrote:
On 05/05/2018 10:18, Peter Keller wrote: On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote: On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote: On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote: On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote: http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/ I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's how the man running after him caught up? Something like that, anyway. So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd? Er... no. Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?) would be in with a chance of not being that. I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the delicious maidens. (and probably be caught -- rightly so) I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags? I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights. Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught because I stopped at a red light? You're taking it too personally. This all happened 12,000 miles away. Yes but according to Cheerless one person on a bicycle does something despicable therefore all bicyclists are turds. Actually, coming from him, I take that as a compliment. |
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