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[email protected] May 6th 18 01:17 PM

Pedestrian was killed by a cyclist wearing hi-vis
 
Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife May 6th 18 01:23 PM

Pedestrian was killed by a cyclist wearing hi-vis
 
On Sun, 06 May 2018 13:17:38 +0100, wrote:

Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html


I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more important than everyone else.

--
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[email protected] May 6th 18 02:14 PM

Pedestrian was killed by a cyclist wearing hi-vis
 
On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 1:23:21 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 13:17:38 +0100, wrote:

Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html


I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more important than everyone else.


They are tooled up now though, so watch out!


Jimmy Wilkinson Knife May 6th 18 02:20 PM

Pedestrian was killed by a cyclist wearing hi-vis
 
On Sun, 06 May 2018 14:14:29 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 1:23:21 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 13:17:38 +0100, wrote:

Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html


I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more important than everyone else.


They are tooled up now though, so watch out!


I've got tools in my car too, for example a tyre iron.

Anyway, I'm ****ed off with cyclists using the busy road when there's a ****ing cycle path just next to them!

As for those with flashing lights, well if they are allowed to use them, so can my car.

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[email protected] May 6th 18 02:23 PM

Pedestrian was killed by a cyclist wearing hi-vis
 
On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 2:20:31 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 14:14:29 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 1:23:21 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 13:17:38 +0100, wrote:

Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html

I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more important than everyone else.


They are tooled up now though, so watch out!


I've got tools in my car too, for example a tyre iron.


So - it is your tyre lever and Pounder's chisel vs an armed gunman on a pushbike?

Good luck!




Jimmy Wilkinson Knife May 6th 18 02:29 PM

Pedestrian was killed by a cyclist wearing hi-vis
 
On Sun, 06 May 2018 14:23:32 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 2:20:31 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 14:14:29 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 1:23:21 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 13:17:38 +0100, wrote:

Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html

I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more important than everyone else.

They are tooled up now though, so watch out!


I've got tools in my car too, for example a tyre iron.


So - it is your tyre lever and Pounder's chisel vs an armed gunman on a pushbike?


I've never seen a cyclist with a gun. In fact up here they don't even use cameras.

And anyway an armed gunman can still be run over. Like cyclists keep telling us, cars can be weapons.

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Peeler[_2_] May 6th 18 05:32 PM

Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert!
 
On Sun, 6 May 2018 06:14:29 -0700 (PDT), , another
mentally deficient troll-feeding idiot, blabbered:

I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more important than everyone else.


They are tooled up now though, so watch out!


The Scottish sow just set out another bait for you. So YOU'd better watch
out, poor idiot! G

Peeler[_2_] May 6th 18 05:32 PM

Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert!
 
On Sun, 6 May 2018 06:23:32 -0700 (PDT), , another
mentally deficient troll-feeding idiot, blabbered:


I've got tools in my car too, for example a tyre iron.


So - it is your tyre lever and Pounder's chisel vs an armed gunman on a pushbike?


It isn't, poor idiot! It's just another bait he set out for you again
....which you greedily took again! G

Good luck!


YOU need it, troll bait!


Simon Jester May 6th 18 08:02 PM

Pedestrian was killed by a cyclist wearing hi-vis
 
On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 2:20:31 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 14:14:29 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 1:23:21 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 13:17:38 +0100, wrote:

Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html

I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more important than everyone else.


They are tooled up now though, so watch out!


I've got tools in my car too, for example a tyre iron.


Modern vehicle users generally carry tyre plastics.


Anyway, I'm ****ed off with cyclists using the busy road when there's a ****ing cycle path just next to them!


Time to ban motor vehicles from the A1 because there is a perfectly good M1 next to it.



Jimmy Wilkinson Knife May 6th 18 08:07 PM

Pedestrian was killed by a cyclist wearing hi-vis
 
On Sun, 06 May 2018 20:02:51 +0100, Simon Jester wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 2:20:31 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 14:14:29 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 1:23:21 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 13:17:38 +0100, wrote:

Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html

I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more important than everyone else.

They are tooled up now though, so watch out!


I've got tools in my car too, for example a tyre iron.


Modern vehicle users generally carry tyre plastics.


WTF? You can't undo a wheelnut with a plastic spanner!

Anyway, I'm ****ed off with cyclists using the busy road when there's a ****ing cycle path just next to them!


Time to ban motor vehicles from the A1 because there is a perfectly good M1 next to it.


Agreed. I'm sick of people driving right through my town when there's a ****ing bypass which would get them there twice as fast and not hold up people trying to actually enter the town.

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