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Mr Pounder Esquire June 26th 18 09:43 PM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple fractures to his
head when he crashed and landed on his face after performing stunts with
friends near his home.

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought he thought
the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744

Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do.
Probably council estate scum.
Most cyclists are council estate scum.




TMS320 June 26th 18 10:04 PM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
On 26/06/18 21:43, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple fractures to
his head when he crashed and landed on his face after performing
stunts with friends near his home.


Do all bicycle users spend their time trying to perform stunts?

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought he
thought the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744

Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do. Probably council estate
scum. Most cyclists are council estate scum.


Well quite, if someone believes that a device worn over the top of the
head protects the face. No different to you then.

Simon Jester June 27th 18 06:11 AM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
On Tuesday, June 26, 2018 at 10:04:42 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 26/06/18 21:43, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple fractures to
his head when he crashed and landed on his face after performing
stunts with friends near his home.


Do all bicycle users spend their time trying to perform stunts?

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought he
thought the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744

Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do. Probably council estate
scum. Most cyclists are council estate scum.


Well quite, if someone believes that a device worn over the top of the
head protects the face. No different to you then.


Indeed, if he did a face plant wearing a helmet the protruding brow of the helmet could have snapped his head back and broken his neck. This appears to be a case of not wearing a helmet saved his life.

Simon Jester June 27th 18 06:15 AM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
On Tuesday, June 26, 2018 at 9:43:50 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple fractures to his
head when he crashed and landed on his face after performing stunts with
friends near his home.

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought he thought
the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744

Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do.
Probably council estate scum.
Most cyclists are council estate scum.


Well, at least the partially explains your bitterness. Your neighbourhood is full of cyclists and you can't afford one.

TMS320 June 27th 18 09:31 AM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
On 27/06/18 06:11, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, June 26, 2018 at 10:04:42 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 26/06/18 21:43, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple
fractures to his head when he crashed and landed on his face
after performing stunts with friends near his home.


Do all bicycle users spend their time trying to perform stunts?

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought
he thought the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744

Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do. Probably council estate
scum. Most cyclists are council estate scum.


Well quite, if someone believes that a device worn over the top of
the head protects the face. No different to you then.


Indeed, if he did a face plant wearing a helmet the protruding brow
of the helmet could have snapped his head back and broken his neck.
This appears to be a case of not wearing a helmet saved his life.


I would have thought the motion was in the wrong direction to snap the
head back. A full face might have helped. Nevertheless, another good
demonstration that falling off does produce the necessary rotation to
land head first.

Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee June 29th 18 04:02 PM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple fractures to his
head when he crashed and landed on his face after performing stunts with
friends near his home.

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought he thought
the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744

Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do. Probably council estate scum.
Most cyclists are council estate scum.


Another sock puppet exposes his ****ing stupidity. What _is_ it about
these retarded ****s that they actually believe they're doing anything but
exposing themselves as cowardly tits who don't even have the balls to post
using a real name?

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2214140517306576
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00068-014-0453-0
https://bmjopen.bmj.com/content/5/11/e008052.full
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/23800127.2018.1432088
http://road.cc/content/news/170525-study-finds-no-link-between-cycling-helmet-laws-and-head-injury-rates
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/10866273/Cycle-helmets-are-useless-says-brain-surgeon.html

You ****ing spastic.

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jnugent July 1st 18 11:31 PM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
On 27/06/2018 06:11, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, June 26, 2018 at 10:04:42 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 26/06/18 21:43, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple fractures to
his head when he crashed and landed on his face after performing
stunts with friends near his home.


Do all bicycle users spend their time trying to perform stunts?

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought he
thought the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744

Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do. Probably council estate
scum. Most cyclists are council estate scum.


Well quite, if someone believes that a device worn over the top of the
head protects the face. No different to you then.


Indeed, if he did a face plant wearing a helmet the protruding brow of the helmet could have snapped his head back and broken his neck. This appears to be a case of not wearing a helmet saved his life.


We haven't heard that one for a while.

"Rotational forces" and "increased dimensions" (orsomething), wasn't it?

Apparently, if the outside dimensions of the head are that little bit
less because of the absence of a protective helmet, the head will
magically float above the road surface by the all important few
millimetres that the helmet is not adding and obviate all ompact and
impact injury.

It's been a few years since anyone tried that line on. The Medway
Handyman was particularly scathing about it.

jnugent July 1st 18 11:37 PM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
On 27/06/2018 06:15, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, June 26, 2018 at 9:43:50 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple fractures to his
head when he crashed and landed on his face after performing stunts with
friends near his home.

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought he thought
the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744

Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do.
Probably council estate scum.
Most cyclists are council estate scum.


Well, at least the partially explains your bitterness. Your neighbourhood is full of cyclists and you can't afford one.


Are cyclists not cheap to hire, then?

We hear so many reports of their property crimes that it seems logical
that they'd be willing and even desperate to work for money.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 3rd 18 10:13 AM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
On 02/07/18 10:31, JNugent wrote:
On 27/06/2018 06:11, Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, June 26, 2018 at 10:04:42 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 26/06/18 21:43, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Joanna Brigham's 12-year-old son Jules suffered multiple fractures to
his head when he crashed and landed on his face after performing
stunts with friends near his home.

Do all bicycle users spend their time trying to perform stunts?

The youngster had not been wearing a helmet because he thought he
thought the life-saving practice was 'uncool'.
Â*
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tures-14828744


Â*Stupid is as stupid does as cyclists do. Probably council estate
scum. Most cyclists are council estate scum.

Well quite, if someone believes that a device worn over the top of the
head protects the face. No different to you then.


Indeed, if he did a face plant wearing a helmet the protruding brow of
the helmet could have snapped his head back and broken his neck. This
appears to be a case of not wearing a helmet saved his life.


We haven't heard that one for a while.

"Rotational forces" and "increased dimensions" (orsomething), wasn't it?

Apparently, if the outside dimensions of the head are that little bit
less because of the absence of a protective helmet, the head will
magically float above the road surface by the all important few
millimetres that the helmet is not adding and obviate all ompact and
impact injury.

It's been a few years since anyone tried that line on. The Medway
Handyman was particularly scathing about it.


Ah yes. The Medway Handyman. WHat happened to him?

[email protected] July 3rd 18 10:22 AM

About hemets and stupid cyclists
 
On Tuesday, 3 July 2018 10:13:03 UTC+1, Peter Keller wrote:


Ah yes. The Medway Handyman. WHat happened to him?


He turns up in uk d-i-y now and again.


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