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Peter Keller[_3_] January 23rd 17 09:35 AM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:30:47 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


One day God looked about
to find all dying and awhither.

Especially YOU, lying pancake-style under a bus!

TO the wall of the old green garden
A butterfly quivering came;
His wings on the sombre lichens
Played like a yellow flame.

He looked at the gray geraniums, 5
And the sleepy four-o’-clocks,
He looked at the low lanes bordered
With the glossy growing box.

And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia
and I never take a shower.
There isn’t any need because
I smell just like a flower.
My breath smells like forget-me-nots.
My burps smell like impatiens.
My armpits smell like daisies
and my feet smell like carnations.

NEMO January 23rd 17 02:01 PM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:35:31 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

He looked at the gray geraniums, 5
And the sleepy four-o’-clocks,
He looked at the low lanes bordered
With the glossy growing box.

And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia


Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Peter Keller[_3_] January 24th 17 10:07 AM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On 24.01.2017 03:01, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:35:31 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

He looked at the gray geraniums, 5
And the sleepy four-o’-clocks,
He looked at the low lanes bordered
With the glossy growing box.

And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia


Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Walking
through
the
snow
covered
hills;
retracing
the
steps
of
lost
strangers.
......White owls
In
blinded
essence,
veiled in pine-by design
exhorts
' Pearched on the terrace-of the cabin
over the hill-do I sit in winter. Make haste
stranger;
a crimson pansy awaits-
the chill of the frost.'


NEMO January 24th 17 02:49 PM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:07:34 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.01.2017 03:01, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:35:31 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

He looked at the gray geraniums, 5
And the sleepy four-o’-clocks,
He looked at the low lanes bordered
With the glossy growing box.

And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia


Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Walking


You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a
bus!

Peter Keller[_3_] January 25th 17 09:48 AM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:07:34 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.01.2017 03:01, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:35:31 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

He looked at the gray geraniums, 5
And the sleepy four-o’-clocks,
He looked at the low lanes bordered
With the glossy growing box.

And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia

Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Walking


You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a
bus!

A beautiful sight
The flowers sitting in pots
Drinking up the light.

The pansy faces
Looking up and saying “Hi”
In other places.

Tulips hide ‘till spring
When they’ll burst out in colour
A beautiful thing.

Then weeds come around
Making your job so much harder
With frown you are bound.

You think you are done
But then when you look around
There’s another one!

NEMO January 25th 17 02:02 PM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:48:48 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:07:34 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia

Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Walking


You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a
bus!

A beautiful sight
The flowers sitting in pots


A far more beautiful sight
A two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus.

Peter Keller[_3_] January 26th 17 10:11 AM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:48:48 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:07:34 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia

Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Walking

You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a
bus!

A beautiful sight
The flowers sitting in pots


A far more beautiful sight
A two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus.

Pansy prefers being cool,
Quietude of poppy charms
Redbud feasts for the eyes,
Snowdrop anemone fragrances fortune,
Time for hearty Asiatic lily to hail,
Unfolding beauty of Orchid,
Virginia bluebells and viburnum
Witch hazel adds touch of yellow
X factors in birds of paradise,
Yellow trillium adds a true zing
Zinnia gives lasting affection and goodness.

NEMO January 26th 17 01:50 PM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:11:32 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:48:48 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia

Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Walking

You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a
bus!

A beautiful sight
The flowers sitting in pots


A far more beautiful sight
A two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus.

Pansy prefers being cool,


It'll be pretty cool in the morgue, you two-wheeled pansy!

Peter Keller[_3_] January 27th 17 09:51 AM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On 27.01.2017 02:50, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:11:32 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:48:48 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia

Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Walking

You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a
bus!

A beautiful sight
The flowers sitting in pots

A far more beautiful sight
A two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus.

Pansy prefers being cool,


It'll be pretty cool in the morgue, you two-wheeled pansy!

The stench
Those small fat ugly things
That crawl out from the wound
The ghastly sight of putrid flesh
Beneath that silver moon.
It's Three AM, I'm roused from sleep
To tend the ills of war
I smile bravely as the whisper says
"You ain't no child no more"

NEMO January 27th 17 02:16 PM

The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
 
On Fri, 27 Jan 2017 22:51:15 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.01.2017 02:50, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:11:32 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:48:48 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK

I’m Pansy P. Petunia

Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia.

Walking

You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a
bus!

A beautiful sight
The flowers sitting in pots

A far more beautiful sight
A two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus.

Pansy prefers being cool,


It'll be pretty cool in the morgue, you two-wheeled pansy!

The stench


Yes, dead two-wheeled pansies do smell.


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