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The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:
The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? Some blame it on the EU. I think of Italian road maintenance gangs - on the *autostrada* - "protected" within a single closed lane by those little two-dimensional plastic "cones" about a foot high and know it can't be the EU's doing. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? Pedestrians? Equestrians? cyclists? No, it is 'law abiding' motorists. Given that motorists never break the law and always obey the basic rule of being able to stop within the distance you can see to be clear, why not just cone off the relevant lane as necessary? If necessary the speed limit could be lowered to 20mph therefore ensuring no motor vehicle would exceed 20mph. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? |
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On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? YAWN, no comment. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? YAWN, no comment. Pillock. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 6:18:38 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? YAWN, no comment. Pillock. Thank you. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On 21/07/2019 17:59, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? YAWN, no comment. So you haven't. Your loss. |
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On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 8:09:34 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 21/07/2019 17:59, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? YAWN, no comment. So you haven't. Your loss. Just because one of the Nurses allowed you to order a Pizza does not mean you have been to Italy. BTW Pizza is a peasant food. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On 22/07/2019 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 8:09:34 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 17:59, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? YAWN, no comment. So you haven't. Your loss. Just because one of the Nurses allowed you to order a Pizza does not mean you have been to Italy. Oh, I *am* sorry to hear about your poor health and your hospital stay. Is your stay voluntary or, as seems more likely, involuntary and indeterminate in length? BTW Pizza is a peasant food. The nurses obviously have you sussed, then. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:
The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On 21. 7. 2019 19:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? YAWN, no comment. Pillock. Where is your blood and turd stained sharpened battleaxe? |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On 21. 7. 2019 20:00, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 6:18:38 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote: On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. Elf'n'Safety, innit? What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of? In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of course. Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you ever *been* to Italy? YAWN, no comment. Pillock. Thank you. Exactly. It is a grrreat compliment when MR POUNDER uses such terms to compliment and congratulate someone. |
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On 22/07/2019 17:09, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Grass seed? It's a bit of stretch to call it "rubbish". |
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On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well. |
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Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well. Grow up and get a life. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...cial-cyclists/ |
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On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well. Haven't you seen the Cheerless links about cyclists on motorways? |
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On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well. The really amazing thing is that this detritus manages to transform itself into overlong grass and privet. |
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On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 11:08:57 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote: On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well. Haven't you seen the Cheerless links about cyclists on motorways? He has been in my killfile along with Noddy since 2010, so no. |
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Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 11:08:57 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote: On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well. Haven't you seen the Cheerless links about cyclists on motorways? He has been in my killfile along with Noddy since 2010, so no. Mr Cheerful and Mr Nugent are two very highly respected posters to this group. Aww well, I suppose that I will be next for saying horrible things about little gutless people on their silly little toys. |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On 23/07/2019 18:49, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote: On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 11:08:57 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote: On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well. Haven't you seen the Cheerless links about cyclists on motorways? He has been in my killfile along with Noddy since 2010, so no. Mr Cheerful and Mr Nugent are two very highly respected posters to this group. Aww well, I suppose that I will be next for saying horrible things about little gutless people on their silly little toys. Thank you for the accolade, I try my best. Has Simon sold his google kill file program to anyone yet? |
No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
On Tuesday, July 23, 2019 at 6:49:36 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote: On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 11:08:57 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote: On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote: On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote: The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists. We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up. Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well. Haven't you seen the Cheerless links about cyclists on motorways? He has been in my killfile along with Noddy since 2010, so no. Mr Cheerful and Mr Nugent are two very highly respected posters to this group. Aww well, I suppose that I will be next for saying horrible things about little gutless people on their silly little toys. No - I even welcomed Judith and Medway Handyman out of my killfile as well as your good self after I retired in 2014. |
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