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Marty Wallace December 9th 04 12:38 PM

Caution - Rude words
 
With all this attention on fixies lately, I'm reminded of an insult that was
around when I was young. (About 30 years ago.)

"I hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and back-peddle up your arse!"

Has anyone heard of that before?
I'm in the south west of WA and was wondering if it was just a local thing.

Marty



hippy December 9th 04 01:18 PM

Caution - Rude words
 
"Marty Wallace" wrote
With all this attention on fixies lately, I'm reminded of an insult that

was
around when I was young. (About 30 years ago.)

"I hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and back-peddle up your arse!"


:-)

Has anyone heard of that before?


Not I

I'm in the south west of WA and was wondering if it was just a local

thing.

VERY local.. hehe ;-)

Jesus Christ Superstar,
riding 'round on his Yamaha..

hippy




Marty Wallace December 9th 04 01:49 PM

Caution - Rude words
 

"hippy" wrote in message
...
"Marty Wallace" wrote
With all this attention on fixies lately, I'm reminded of an insult that

was
around when I was young. (About 30 years ago.)

"I hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and back-peddle up your

arse!"

:-)

Has anyone heard of that before?


Not I

I'm in the south west of WA and was wondering if it was just a local

thing.

VERY local.. hehe ;-)

Jesus Christ Superstar,
riding 'round on his Yamaha..

hippy




Strangely enough, my town of about 9000 people has a 330 metre, 45 degree
sloped bitumen veledrome, with lights, that isn't used at all by anyone. Bit
of a shame really. It was last raced on about 5 or 6 years ago.
And what makes it worse is the BMX club has about 140 riders.
Sign of the times I suppose.

Marty



paul December 9th 04 03:00 PM

Caution - Rude words
 
Albany ?

Marty Wallace wrote:
"hippy" wrote in message
...
"Marty Wallace" wrote
With all this attention on fixies lately, I'm reminded of an insult
that was around when I was young. (About 30 years ago.)

"I hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and back-peddle up your
arse!"


:-)

Has anyone heard of that before?


Not I

I'm in the south west of WA and was wondering if it was just a
local thing.


VERY local.. hehe ;-)

Jesus Christ Superstar,
riding 'round on his Yamaha..

hippy




Strangely enough, my town of about 9000 people has a 330 metre, 45
degree sloped bitumen veledrome, with lights, that isn't used at all
by anyone. Bit of a shame really. It was last raced on about 5 or 6
years ago.
And what makes it worse is the BMX club has about 140 riders.
Sign of the times I suppose.

Marty




Marty Wallace December 9th 04 10:20 PM

Caution - Rude words
 

"paul" wrote in message
...
Albany ?



Collie.


Marty Wallace wrote:
"hippy" wrote in message
...
"Marty Wallace" wrote
With all this attention on fixies lately, I'm reminded of an insult
that was around when I was young. (About 30 years ago.)

"I hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and back-peddle up your
arse!"

:-)

Has anyone heard of that before?

Not I

I'm in the south west of WA and was wondering if it was just a
local thing.

VERY local.. hehe ;-)

Jesus Christ Superstar,
riding 'round on his Yamaha..

hippy




Strangely enough, my town of about 9000 people has a 330 metre, 45
degree sloped bitumen veledrome, with lights, that isn't used at all
by anyone. Bit of a shame really. It was last raced on about 5 or 6
years ago.
And what makes it worse is the BMX club has about 140 riders.
Sign of the times I suppose.

Marty






cfsmtb December 10th 04 06:26 AM

Caution - Rude words
 

Marty Wallace Wrote:
With all this attention on fixies lately, I'm reminded of an insult tha
was
around when I was young. (About 30 years ago.)

"I hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and back-peddle up you
arse!"

Has anyone heard of that before?
I'm in the south west of WA and was wondering if it was just a loca
thing.

Marty


Don't know about the local dialect in WA but I've overheard witt
phrases in Victoria dealing with implantation of bar ends, d locks
QR's & associated bike components into various bodily orifices. :

--
cfsmtb


mfhor December 14th 04 01:06 AM

Caution - Rude words
 

cfsmtb Wrote:
Don't know about the local dialect in WA but I've overheard witty
phrases in Victoria dealing with implantation of bar ends, d locks,
QR's & associated bike components into various bodily orifices. :D

You hang round with some strange people . . .

My then gf once implanted her U-Lock into a Saab convertible's offside
front indicator after beery businessman in passenger seat felt the need
to go the grope at some traffic lights. Plenty of cars to hide among in
gridlocked traffic.

M "that's my gal!" H


--
mfhor


Stuart Lamble December 14th 04 01:28 AM

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On 2004-12-14, mfhor wrote:
My then gf once implanted her U-Lock into a Saab convertible's offside
front indicator after beery businessman in passenger seat felt the need
to go the grope at some traffic lights. Plenty of cars to hide among in
gridlocked traffic.


I don't know her, but I think I'm in love.

*g, d, r*

--
My Usenet From: address now expires after two weeks. If you email me, and
the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@" to "usenet".

Marty Wallace December 14th 04 02:28 AM

Caution - Rude words
 

"mfhor" wrote in message
...

cfsmtb Wrote:
Don't know about the local dialect in WA but I've overheard witty
phrases in Victoria dealing with implantation of bar ends, d locks,
QR's & associated bike components into various bodily orifices. :D

You hang round with some strange people . . .

My then gf once implanted her U-Lock into a Saab convertible's offside
front indicator after beery businessman in passenger seat felt the need
to go the grope at some traffic lights. Plenty of cars to hide among in
gridlocked traffic.

M "that's my gal!" H


--
mfhor


Hmm
Reminds me of my motorbike days when a boot would be vigorously applied to
the passenger side wing mirror with the accompanying shout "If you don't use
it you don't need it!"

Marty



byron27 December 14th 04 02:46 AM

Caution - Rude words
 

Marty Wallace Wrote:

Collie.


Did you watch the collie-donnybrook??

i have to say, i have lived in Albany and been around the traps in the
south west and have never heard that term....


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byron27



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