Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
 

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/

Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
 

On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/

I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
 

On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/


I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?
I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.
(and probably be caught -- rightly so)

Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
 

On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/


I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?

Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.

(and probably be caught -- rightly so)

I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?

Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
 

On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote:
On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/



I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?

Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.

(and probably be caught -- rightly so)

I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?

I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights.
Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught
because I stopped at a red light?

Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
 

On 05/05/2018 10:18, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote:
On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/



I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?

Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.

(and probably be caught -- rightly so)

I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?

I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights.
Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught
because I stopped at a red light?

You're taking it too personally.

This all happened 12,000 miles away.

Hero in a suit outpaces thieving cyclist
 

On 05/05/18 22:10, JNugent wrote:
On 05/05/2018 10:18, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote:
On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/




I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?

Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon
the
delicious maidens.

(and probably be caught -- rightly so)

I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?

I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights.
Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught
because I stopped at a red light?

You're taking it too personally.

This all happened 12,000 miles away.

Yes but according to Cheerless one person on a bicycle does something
despicable therefore all bicyclists are turds.
Actually, coming from him, I take that as a compliment.