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Simon Jester July 14th 18 02:18 PM

Random Highway Code Testing
 

Should the traffic police have the power to stop a motorists and require them to take a highway code test. If they fail to answer 4 out of 5 question they have 6 months to take/retake the theory test or they revert to provisional.

One question could be:

If you see a white circular sign with a red border and the number 30 in the middle, what is the maximum speed you can drive at:-

A 30mph
B: 35mph
C: 30mph+10%+2mph
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclists fault
F: I am an above average driver so I drive according to the conditions.


Simon Jester July 14th 18 02:24 PM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
On Saturday, July 14, 2018 at 2:19:01 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:
Should the traffic police have the power to stop a motorists and require them to take a highway code test. If they fail to answer 4 out of 5 question they have 6 months to take/retake the theory test or they revert to provisional.

One question could be:

If you see a white circular sign with a red border and the number 30 in the middle, what is the maximum speed you can drive at:-

A 30mph
B: 35mph
C: 30mph+10%+2mph
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclists fault
F: I am an above average driver so I drive according to the conditions.


Question 2:

How long after a traffic light turns red can you still proceed through the junction:-

A: You must stop
B: 2 seconds
C: 10 seconds
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclist fault
F: I am an above average driver so I drive according to the conditions.

Simon Jester July 14th 18 02:54 PM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
On Saturday, July 14, 2018 at 2:24:12 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, July 14, 2018 at 2:19:01 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:
Should the traffic police have the power to stop a motorists and require them to take a highway code test. If they fail to answer 4 out of 5 question they have 6 months to take/retake the theory test or they revert to provisional.

One question could be:

If you see a white circular sign with a red border and the number 30 in the middle, what is the maximum speed you can drive at:-

A 30mph
B: 35mph
C: 30mph+10%+2mph
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclists fault
F: I am an above average driver so I drive according to the conditions.


Question 2:

How long after a traffic light turns red can you still proceed through the junction:-

A: You must stop
B: 2 seconds
C: 10 seconds
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclist fault
F: I am an above average driver so I drive according to the conditions.



Question 3:

Are cyclists required to use cycle facilities where available:-

A: No they are optional.
B: Yes
C: Yes and I can assault cyclists with my vehicle is they don't use them
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclists fault.
F: I am an above average driver and I drive according to the conditions.

TMS320 July 14th 18 05:16 PM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
On 14/07/18 14:18, Simon Jester wrote:

Should the traffic police have the power to stop a motorists and
require them to take a highway code test. If they fail to answer 4
out of 5 question they have 6 months to take/retake the theory test
or they revert to provisional.

One question could be:

If you see a white circular sign with a red border and the number 30
in the middle, what is the maximum speed you can drive at:-

A 30mph B: 35mph C: 30mph+10%+2mph D: I pay road tax E: It was the
cyclists fault F: I am an above average driver so I drive according
to the conditions.


Version 2.

If there is a pavement and lots of buildings alongside the road and you
*don't* see a white circular sign with a red border with a number in the
middle what is the maximum speed you can drive at?

a) I'm supposed to look at the road so I can't see what's alongside
b) if I go below 30mph my willy will drop off
c) my car can be abandoned anywhere I want
d) anybody not using a car must be hooted at
e) it's soooo unfair


Paul Cummins[_7_] July 14th 18 06:07 PM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
In article , (TMS320) wrote:

If there is a pavement and lots of buildings alongside the road and
you *don't* see a white circular sign with a red border with a number
in the middle what is the maximum speed you can drive at?


It depends on whether there are streetlights or not.

--
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====
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TMS320 July 15th 18 12:02 AM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
On 14/07/18 18:07, Paul Cummins wrote:
In article , (TMS320) wrote:

If there is a pavement and lots of buildings alongside the road and
you *don't* see a white circular sign with a red border with a number
in the middle what is the maximum speed you can drive at?


It depends on whether there are streetlights or not.


That may be the strict definition but in practice no streetlamps and no
signs in a built up area is an unlikely combination. Besides, it is not
possible to go wrong to assume a built up area is 30mph until informed
that you are allowed to go faster.

Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee July 15th 18 08:18 AM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, July 14, 2018 at 2:19:01 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:


How long after a traffic light turns red can you still proceed through the junction:-

A: You must stop
B: 2 seconds
C: 10 seconds
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclist fault
F: I am an above average driver so I drive according to the conditions.


On my last visit to your shores, I pondered what a visitor from another
planet would think after a couple of hours of observing British drivers.

1 - speed limits are legal minimums

2 - the use of indicators is illegal

3 - traffic lights are pretty

4 - it is illegal to leave more than 1 metre between your car and the car
in front

5 - cyclists are to blame for all incidents, even when there is no cyclist
within a ten mile radius

--
john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons)
'It never gets any easier. You just get faster'
(Greg LeMond (1961 - ))

Tosspot[_3_] July 15th 18 09:36 AM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
On 2018-07-15 00:02, TMS320 wrote:
On 14/07/18 18:07, Paul Cummins wrote:
In article , (TMS320) wrote:

If there is a pavement and lots of buildings alongside the road and
you *don't* see a white circular sign with a red border with a number
in the middle what is the maximum speed you can drive at?


It depends on whether there are streetlights or not.


That may be the strict definition but in practice no streetlamps and no
signs in a built up area is an unlikely combination. Besides, it is not
possible to go wrong to assume a built up area is 30mph until informed
that you are allowed to go faster.


It could be 20mph, but they *should* have signs and repeaters. The
whole thing is a bit of an arse at the moment.

Simon Jester July 15th 18 12:39 PM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
On Sunday, July 15, 2018 at 8:22:04 AM UTC+1, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, July 14, 2018 at 2:19:01 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:


How long after a traffic light turns red can you still proceed through the junction:-

A: You must stop
B: 2 seconds
C: 10 seconds
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclist fault
F: I am an above average driver so I drive according to the conditions.


On my last visit to your shores, I pondered what a visitor from another
planet would think after a couple of hours of observing British drivers.


Any alien species would think cars are the dominant life form and humans are their slaves.
Apart from cats, of course, who have their own plans for world domination.

Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee July 15th 18 01:45 PM

Random Highway Code Testing
 
Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 15, 2018 at 8:22:04 AM UTC+1, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, July 14, 2018 at 2:19:01 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:


How long after a traffic light turns red can you still proceed through the junction:-

A: You must stop
B: 2 seconds
C: 10 seconds
D: I pay road tax
E: It was the cyclist fault
F: I am an above average driver so I drive according to the conditions.


On my last visit to your shores, I pondered what a visitor from another
planet would think after a couple of hours of observing British drivers.


Any alien species would think cars are the dominant life form and humans are their slaves.
Apart from cats, of course, who have their own plans for world domination.


Our four have achieved their aim, and we are are their mercy.

--
john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons)
'It never gets any easier. You just get faster'
(Greg LeMond (1961 - ))


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