Minnesota Winters
 

On Dec 11, 2:40*am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Has it ever occurred to anyone but me that this earth is just barely
inhabitable by us humans? Now is the winter of my discontent. Minnesota is
colder than ever. I am cold all the time. Damn these northern climes!

My idea of paradise is a warm climate year around. Minnesota is miserable in
the winter and not much better in the spring and the fall. Only the summers
redeem this confounded state.

I dream of Panama. Oh, to *reside in a warm climate year around! Who could
ask for anything more. But I am cursed by my Irish ancestors who settled in
this inhospitable land of Minnesota. I have spent all of my life (over 70
years) cursing this god forsaken land. I am sick to death of the cold. God
damn this ****ing state of Minnesota all the way to Hell and back!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Apply for a travel visa so you can get the gov't to allow you to
relocate to a southern state. Oh, wait a minute, you don't NEED
permission...you can just move.