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news16 June 14th 16 01:49 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:33:25 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!


Why did you stop? you were obviously on a roll exposing your sad life.

news16 June 14th 16 01:52 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:28:02 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:


You knuckleheaded, brother-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-sucking,
boil-nibbling, ****-brained cock jockey!

Not original.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?


My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would take me
around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

EdwardDolan June 14th 16 02:14 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 03:19:16 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

Of course you deleted it.


Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.

[...]

Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 14th 16 02:17 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:33:25 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!


Why did you stop? you were obviously on a roll exposing your sad life.


I can see that you need something more to do too, just like John
B.(Bull****ter).

Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan June 14th 16 02:21 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:28:02 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You knuckleheaded, brother-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-sucking,
boil-nibbling, ****-brained cock jockey!


Not original.


It is more than original enough for the likes of an Asshole like you.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?


My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would take me

around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

Ride your bike on roads and stay the hell off of trails.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



news16 June 14th 16 03:55 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:17:54 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:33:25 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!


Why did you stop? you were obviously on a roll exposing your sad life.


I can see that you need something more to do too,

Usual drivel.

news16 June 14th 16 03:57 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:21:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...



My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would take
me

around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

Ride your bike on roads and stay the hell off of trails.


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.

John B.[_6_] June 15th 16 03:10 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:14:38 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 03:19:16 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..

Of course you deleted it.


Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.

[...]

Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


Ohoooo Doodles! You are so masterful.

But, tell us, does your mommy let you talk that way around the house?
Or can you only write it, furtively, on your computer?

"Mountain bikes have wheels"? Good Lord man. Haven't you figured it
out yet? "Bike" is a contraction of the word "bicycle" and "bi" is a
synonym for "two" and "cycles" is, again a synonym, for circle, or in
this case "wheel".

Thus a reasonably well educated person would immediately grasp the
fact that a "bike", or bicycle, has two wheels; and a unicycle has one
and (amazing as it may be) a tricycle has three.

But you've not tumbled to the fact in many years now. Tell us, have
you learned to tie your own shoes? Or is mommy still helping you?
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 16th 16 03:49 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:14:38 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:
[...]

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.

[...]

Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


Ohoooo Doodles! You are so masterful.

But, tell us, does your mommy let you talk that way around the house?
Or can you only write it, furtively, on your computer?

You dumb****ed, sister-groping, crotch-sniffing, dick-guzzling,
puss-nibbling, ****-headed assclown!

"Mountain bikes have wheels"? Good Lord man. Haven't you figured it
out yet? "Bike" is a contraction of the word "bicycle" and "bi" is a
synonym for "two" and "cycles" is, again a synonym, for circle, or in
this case "wheel".

You shanky-assed, cattle-molesting, armpit-licking, ****-gobbling,
pimple-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel!

Thus a reasonably well educated person would immediately grasp the
fact that a "bike", or bicycle, has two wheels; and a unicycle has one
and (amazing as it may be) a tricycle has three.

You knuckleheaded, brother-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-sucking,
boil-nibbling, ****-brained cock jockey!

But you've not tumbled to the fact in many years now. Tell us, have
you learned to tie your own shoes? Or is mommy still helping you?

You pussy-whipped, brother-humping, ****-smelling, toe jam-sucking,
zit-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



EdwardDolan June 16th 16 03:52 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 


"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:17:54 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:33:25 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!


Why did you stop? you were obviously on a roll exposing your sad life.


I can see that you need something more to do too,


Usual drivel.


Better drivel than drool from an Asshole like you.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



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