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EdwardDolan June 16th 16 04:01 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:21:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would take
me

around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

Ride your bike on roads and stay the hell off of trails.


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.


What, not even any carriage roads? Maybe your grandpappy was from West
Papua, where he might have known the grandpappy of John B.(Bull****ter).
Jeez, just a couple of aborigines who were too backward ever to know
anything about roads.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



news16 June 17th 16 08:35 AM

Bi-cycles were root technology.
 
On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 21:49:50 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:


"Mountain bikes have wheels"? Good Lord man. Haven't you figured it out
yet? "Bike" is a contraction of the word "bicycle" and "bi" is a synonym
for "two" and "cycles" is, again a synonym, for circle, or in this case
"wheel".


You are aware that bicycles were at the forefront of the modern world.
Their development lead to the great transport revolution.

news16 June 17th 16 08:36 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 21:52:05 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

Usual drivel.


Better drivel than drool from an Asshole like you.

Where, where. I'll die of shock.

news16 June 17th 16 08:38 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 22:01:31 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:21:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would
take me

around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

Ride your bike on roads and stay the hell off of trails.


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.


What, not even any carriage roads?


Correct. Roads come after bicycle riders put out guides so car drivers
would feel safe following the trails.

John B.[_6_] June 17th 16 08:59 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 07:38:00 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 22:01:31 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:21:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

My great, great great grandpappy said said riding a bicycle would
take me
around the world. the guy who decided to walk it is still going.

Ride your bike on roads and stay the hell off of trails.


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.


What, not even any carriage roads?


Correct. Roads come after bicycle riders put out guides so car drivers
would feel safe following the trails.


Actually, I believe that the Romans built roads, and they certainly
had two wheeled vehicles. They even built a race track, the "Circus
Maximus", in order to race them.
--
cheers,

John B.


news16 June 17th 16 04:02 PM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 14:59:57 +0700, John B. wrote:


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.

What, not even any carriage roads?


Correct. Roads come after bicycle riders put out guides so car drivers
would feel safe following the trails.


Actually, I believe that the Romans built roads, and they certainly had
two wheeled vehicles. They even built a race track, the "Circus
Maximus", in order to race them.


Not over here. YMMV.


John B.[_6_] June 18th 16 01:18 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 15:02:18 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 14:59:57 +0700, John B. wrote:


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.

What, not even any carriage roads?

Correct. Roads come after bicycle riders put out guides so car drivers
would feel safe following the trails.


Actually, I believe that the Romans built roads, and they certainly had
two wheeled vehicles. They even built a race track, the "Circus
Maximus", in order to race them.


Not over here. YMMV.


True :-)

And I doubt if those who were "over here" wandered through the woods
contemplating the "forest Primeval" either.
--
cheers,

John B.


news16 June 18th 16 03:33 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 07:18:08 +0700, John B. wrote:

On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 15:02:18 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 14:59:57 +0700, John B. wrote:


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.

What, not even any carriage roads?

Correct. Roads come after bicycle riders put out guides so car drivers
would feel safe following the trails.

Actually, I believe that the Romans built roads, and they certainly
had two wheeled vehicles. They even built a race track, the "Circus
Maximus", in order to race them.


Not over here. YMMV.


True :-)

And I doubt if those who were "over here" wandered through the woods
contemplating the "forest Primeval" either.


Well, they do have a lot of stories in the "Why it is so" category, but a
lot of them can best be described as "forbidden love" stories.

Anyway, the bicycle was a major factor in the migrant workfore. If you
didn't have one, you didn't get around to get the work. Not too many
people had the resource or income to buy or keep a horse.


John B.[_6_] June 18th 16 04:58 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 02:33:43 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 07:18:08 +0700, John B. wrote:

On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 15:02:18 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 14:59:57 +0700, John B. wrote:


Lol, when he was riding, there were no roads. It was all trails.

What, not even any carriage roads?

Correct. Roads come after bicycle riders put out guides so car drivers
would feel safe following the trails.

Actually, I believe that the Romans built roads, and they certainly
had two wheeled vehicles. They even built a race track, the "Circus
Maximus", in order to race them.

Not over here. YMMV.


True :-)

And I doubt if those who were "over here" wandered through the woods
contemplating the "forest Primeval" either.


Well, they do have a lot of stories in the "Why it is so" category, but a
lot of them can best be described as "forbidden love" stories.

Anyway, the bicycle was a major factor in the migrant workfore. If you
didn't have one, you didn't get around to get the work. Not too many
people had the resource or income to buy or keep a horse.


Something that the cyclists never seem to brag about is that one
bicycle, would likely eliminate the need for one horse. A horse will,
normally, produce between 15 and 35 pounds of manure a day. In 1890
New York had something like 100,000 horses. 100,000 X 35 = 3.5 million
pounds.

One could envision many different slogans based on that fact :-)
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 18th 16 07:11 AM

John B.(Bullshitter)
 
"news16" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 21:52:05 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

Usual drivel.


Better drivel than drool from an Asshole like you.

Where, where. I'll die of shock.


The drool is from your every orifice, a characteristic of ****tards like
you.

Post content or get lost - you pussy-whipped, brother-humping,
****-smelling, toe jam-sucking, zit-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



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