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Mr Pounder Esquire April 9th 19 04:43 PM

Went for a walk
 
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them
coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists
were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted
one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack
at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.



Simon Jester April 9th 19 05:26 PM

Went for a walk
 
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them
coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists
were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted
one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack
at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.


Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.

[email protected] April 9th 19 07:03 PM

Went for a walk
 
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them
coming.


I spotted a car blocking the footpath on our walk home from the local garage today. I accidentally barged into its offside door mirror.

IT HAD A FPN STUCK TO ITS WINDSCREEN!

(((APPLAUSE))).

Mr Pounder Esquire April 9th 19 07:09 PM

Went for a walk
 
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The
cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I
booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth
to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a
good idea.
Utter scum.


Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.


"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians just
walk round the obstruction. I don't.
I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.





Simon Jester April 9th 19 07:57 PM

Went for a walk
 
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The
cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I
booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth
to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a
good idea.
Utter scum.


Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.


"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians just
walk round the obstruction. I don't.
I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.


It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.


Mr Pounder Esquire April 9th 19 08:31 PM

Went for a walk
 
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 7:09:46 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The
cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I
booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth
to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be
a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.


"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians
just walk round the obstruction. I don't.
I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.


It does not offend me, it just makes me grateful I am not you.


I'm a man. You are a cyclist, and that is all you ever will be.



Mr Pounder Esquire April 9th 19 08:33 PM

Went for a walk
 
wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.


I spotted a car blocking the footpath on our walk home from the local
garage today. I accidentally barged into its offside door mirror.

IT HAD A FPN STUCK TO ITS WINDSCREEN!

(((APPLAUSE))).


Offside?



[email protected] April 9th 19 09:54 PM

Went for a walk
 
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:33:19 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:


Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.


I spotted a car blocking the footpath on our walk home from the local
garage today. I accidentally barged into its offside door mirror.

IT HAD A FPN STUCK TO ITS WINDSCREEN!

(((APPLAUSE))).


Offside?


The opposite of nearside.
It was blocking the footpath and so I had to walk into the road.

Peter Keller[_3_] April 10th 19 10:49 AM

Went for a walk
 
On 10/04/2019 03:43, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them
coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists
were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted
one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack
at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.


ou must be getting slow, ponderous and decrepit in your senile old age.
Otherwise you would have had your filthy blood-stained sharpened
battleaxe out in a jiffy to slice their heads off.

Peter Keller[_3_] April 10th 19 10:50 AM

Went for a walk
 
On 10/04/2019 06:09, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The
cyclists were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I
booted one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth
to have a crack at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a
good idea.
Utter scum.


Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.


"These things" happen to a lot of pedestrians, but most pedestrians just
walk round the obstruction. I don't.
I'm not making it up and I don't need attention.
I'm not sorry if my posting offends you.




I find it hilarious.


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