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Doug Taylor March 28th 04 02:31 AM

John Kerry: cyclist
 
http://www.bikebiz.co.uk/daily-news/...nt.php?id=3655




trg March 28th 04 05:40 PM

John Kerry: snowboarder
 
"A normal 10-minute descent turned into 45 minutes. Nearly everyone tumbled
repeatedly and often stopped to catch a breath. Even the agents struggled,
and a couple gave up and donned snowshoes for the final stretch. "

Great, just what we need, a president who can outdistance his Secret Service
detail.



Ken [NY) wrote:
On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 20:31:38 -0500, "Doug Taylor"
mumbled incoherently:

Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past 9,000 feet on
Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the mountain, taking repeated
tumbles. Reporters counted six falls...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1101562/posts



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Mike Jacoubowsky March 28th 04 06:20 PM

John Kerry: snowboarder
 
"A normal 10-minute descent turned into 45 minutes. Nearly everyone
tumbled
repeatedly and often stopped to catch a breath. Even the agents struggled,
and a couple gave up and donned snowshoes for the final stretch. "

Great, just what we need, a president who can outdistance his Secret

Service
detail.


The Secret Service can't possibly look forward to protecting a guy like
Kerry. First, he's 6'3" isn't he? Hardly the type to blend into a crowd;
I'm sure they'd much prefer somebody 5'8. Second, a cyclist? What are they
gonna do, hire all of Lance's guys after Lance retires?

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
http://www.ChainReactionBicycles.com



RkFast March 28th 04 08:58 PM

John Kerry: Frankenstein
 



charles ramsey March 28th 04 10:20 PM

John Kerry: cyclist
 
"Doug Taylor" wrote in message ...
http://www.bikebiz.co.uk/daily-news/...nt.php?id=3655


One of the disc wheel makers made the secret service some bullet proof
wheels but will they sell neat stuff like that to the public? No.

Carl Fogel March 28th 04 11:48 PM

John Kerry: Frankenstein
 
"RkFast" wrote in message .net...

Dear R.K.,

Do you mean Victor F. or his pride and joy?

Lord, I'd be old enough to need botox for my
wrinkles by now if I weren't dead.

M. Shelley

JP March 29th 04 12:04 AM

John Kerry: Frankenstein
 
Stop trying to change the subject.

Werehatrack March 29th 04 04:28 AM

John Kerry: cyclist
 
On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 16:08:18 GMT, "Ken [NY)" may
have said:

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 02:07:31 GMT, sittingduck
mumbled incoherently:

"As soon as I step into the Oval Office, I will transform the White House
into a hub of inspiration and innovation and lead America on the great
endeavor of creating a cleaner and greener nation."


His method of getting greener is by marrying rich women.


A venerable practice which, sadly, is accessible to far too few.

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Q. March 29th 04 04:45 AM

John Kerry: cyclist
 
"Doug Taylor" wrote in message
...
http://www.bikebiz.co.uk/daily-news/...nt.php?id=3655

Don't forget one former president ran for office as a governor on a pro gun
platform, and then changed his tune when president.

I'd love it if we did have a pro-cycling president but I'll believe it when
I see it. Too many favors to repay and too many ol' boys to appease ...

C.Q.C.



Ryan Cousineau March 29th 04 06:32 AM

John Kerry: cyclist
 
In article ,
Werehatrack wrote:

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 16:08:18 GMT, "Ken [NY)" may
have said:

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 02:07:31 GMT, sittingduck
mumbled incoherently:

"As soon as I step into the Oval Office, I will transform the White House
into a hub of inspiration and innovation and lead America on the great
endeavor of creating a cleaner and greener nation."


His method of getting greener is by marrying rich women.


A venerable practice which, sadly, is accessible to far too few.


Darn right! If I was president, I would create a program to make women
rich, and then get them lined up with eligible bachelors.

And they'd get to honeymoon on Big Rock Candy Mountain,
--
Ryan Cousineau, http://www.sfu.ca/~rcousine/wiredcola/
President, Fabrizio Mazzoleni Fan Club


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