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William Gothberg December 26th 18 06:05 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

Peter Keller[_3_] December 27th 18 09:59 AM

CAUTION!!! Birdbrain, the Abnormal Pathological Attention Whore,Strikes, AGAIN!
 
On 27/12/2018 10:02, The Peeler wrote:
On Wed, 26 Dec 2018 18:05:50 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson",
"Steven ******","Bruce Farquar", "Fred Johnson, etc.), the pathological
resident idiot and attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

FLUSH the sociopathic attention whore's latest attention-baiting idiotic
bull**** unread again

My replies do not feed him.
I think I am the only person he has killfiled.

Tom Evans December 27th 18 10:17 AM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.

William Gothberg December 27th 18 11:36 AM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 10:17:08 -0000, Tom Evans wrote:

On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?


The diagram is simplified. There are in the street that annoys me most, 5 cars on one side and 1 on the other. It's clear that making 1 park on the other side to his house is better than making 5 park opposite.

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.


I agree - people shouldn't own a car they don't have room for on their own property. I can fit 5 cars in my drive and own 1 (I've owned up to 3 in the past).

Ed Pawlowski December 27th 18 01:55 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 12/27/2018 5:17 AM, Tom Evans wrote:
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.


Needs a place to put your name and phone number so they know who placed
it.

William Gothberg December 27th 18 02:22 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 13:55:10 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 12/27/2018 5:17 AM, Tom Evans wrote:
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.


Needs a place to put your name and phone number so they know who placed
it.


I don't think that would help. Then he'd just vent his anger at me instead of thinking about his own stupidity. Anonymous might have more effect.

Simon Jester December 27th 18 03:04 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

William Gothberg December 27th 18 03:19 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll


As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

Mr Pounder Esquire December 27th 18 03:27 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
William Gothberg" "William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:
On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road: Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll


As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.


Prick.



William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 06:14 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:27:47 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

William Gothberg" "William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:
On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road: Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll


As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.


Prick.


PKB, you moan about pavement parking, pavement cycling, blah blah blah.

Rod Speed December 27th 18 06:15 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 


"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll


As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.


You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything



William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 06:16 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:00:13 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

On 12/26/2018 10:05 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0



It's illegal to park facing the wrong way. At least in civilized countries.


No, in civilised countries that law is ignored by everybody, including the police. Some bull**** about poorly sighted drivers can't see the car as the lights are the wrong colour? Don't drive if that bothers you!

My complaint is WHERE the car is, not which way it's facing. Parking on alternate sides uses twice as much road space and larger vehicles can't get past.

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 06:21 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll


As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.


You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police matter". The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

JNugent[_10_] December 27th 18 06:22 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:

Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


I'm puzzled.

Where is the inconsiderately-parked bicycle?

JNugent[_10_] December 27th 18 06:26 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 27/12/2018 11:36, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 10:17:08 -0000, Tom Evans
wrote:
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:


Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?


The diagram is simplified.* There are in the street that annoys me most,
5 cars on one side and 1 on the other.* It's clear that making 1 park on
the other side to his house is better than making 5 park opposite.

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.


I agree - people shouldn't own a car they don't have room for on their
own property.


I'm inclined to agree with that. I understand that such a system is
actually in use in some locations around the globe. Mainly large,
crowded Asian cities (Tokyo? Singapore?), but something of the sort is
needed in British and American cities, especially where the immediate
housing form is a grid pattern of narrow terraced streets with little,
if any, off-road garaging space.

I can fit 5 cars in my drive and own 1 (I've owned up to
3 in the past).


It's still not much to do with bikes, though.

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 06:33 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:22:46 -0000, JNugent wrote:

On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:

Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


I'm puzzled.

Where is the inconsiderately-parked bicycle?


I'm puzzled, what made you think there was one?

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 06:36 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:26:36 -0000, JNugent wrote:

On 27/12/2018 11:36, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 10:17:08 -0000, Tom Evans
wrote:
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:


Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?


The diagram is simplified. There are in the street that annoys me most,
5 cars on one side and 1 on the other. It's clear that making 1 park on
the other side to his house is better than making 5 park opposite.

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.


I agree - people shouldn't own a car they don't have room for on their
own property.


I'm inclined to agree with that. I understand that such a system is
actually in use in some locations around the globe. Mainly large,
crowded Asian cities (Tokyo? Singapore?), but something of the sort is
needed in British and American cities, especially where the immediate
housing form is a grid pattern of narrow terraced streets with little,
if any, off-road garaging space.


My street has drives for all the houses. My drive is unusually long and takes 5 cars (plus 1 in the garage if I didn't use it as a workshop). But most houses have room for 2 or 3 cars. Why buy a little house with a 2 car driveway if you can afford 5 brand new BMW 4x4s? Take that money, buy a mansion, and use older or cheaper cars! The mansion won't depreciate like the cars.

Anyway, there's enough room for people to park on the street if they all park on the same side. It's simple logic that parking randomly on both sides takes up twice the room, as you need a gap between each one for passing traffic to slalom through.

I can fit 5 cars in my drive and own 1 (I've owned up to
3 in the past).


It's still not much to do with bikes, though.


Cyclists will be inconvenienced by parked cars on roads.

Graham.[_6_] December 27th 18 06:52 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.


You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police matter". The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to park. Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the first car
to park dictating which side?


--
Graham.

%Profound_observation%

Rod Speed December 27th 18 06:53 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 


"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.


You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you suggest?


Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do parking
wise.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".


They're right, they are parking legally.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.


Nothing they can do either.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,


Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his ****ing
tree'

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


Taint gunna work.


William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 07:08 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:53:45 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you suggest?


Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do parking
wise.


It did once. I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so as to block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring the BMW (it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was stupidly on the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the BMW and blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked on his door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".


They're right, they are parking legally.


It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.


Nothing they can do either.


My council won't do anything about anything, and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,


Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his ****ing
tree'


I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense. Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine. Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths, takes up twice the room.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


Taint gunna work.


Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 07:10 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:52:30 -0000, Graham. wrote:

On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police matter". The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to park. Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the first car
to park dictating which side?


First car to park obviously. It works ok in most streets, particularly ones that get completely full when everyone's at home. If people parked on the other side, someone would end up with nowhere to park and there'd be arguments. How difficult is it to park on the same side as another car which is close to where you're parking? I always manage it, it's not rocket science.

% December 27th 18 07:39 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.


You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.* When I spoke to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he
can get his wife to explain.


hire the mafia

Rod Speed December 27th 18 07:42 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 


"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:53:45 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?


Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do
parking
wise.


It did once.


Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so as to
block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring the BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was stupidly on
the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the BMW and
blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked on his
door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.


Had no effect on where he parked.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".


They're right, they are parking legally.


It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.


They arent doing that.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.


Nothing they can do either.


My council won't do anything about anything,


They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!


Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their offices.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,


Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his
****ing tree'


I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths, takes up
twice the room.


And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


Taint gunna work.


Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.


That wont get them all parking on the same side either.


Simon Jester December 27th 18 07:55 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thursday, December 27, 2018 at 6:00:11 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 12/26/2018 10:05 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help?Â* This will be printed off and placed under the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0



It's illegal to park facing the wrong way. At least in civilized countries.


And the USA

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 08:03 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:55:05 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:

On Thursday, December 27, 2018 at 6:00:11 PM UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 12/26/2018 10:05 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


It's illegal to park facing the wrong way. At least in civilized countries.


And the USA


ROTFPMSL!

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 08:05 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:44:27 -0000, Sam E wrote:

On 12/26/18 12:05 PM, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


Should you really be parking anywhere on a road that narrow?


In the UK, we have narrower roads than you. It's normal to park in a residential area on the road (either because you have a cheap **** house with no drive, or you're stupid enough to have more cars than drive space). But sensible folk all park on the same side, meaning you can easily get past. Parking on any side you like means you create a slalom to get round the cars, and each car takes up twice the space, as you need a gap between each.

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 08:08 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:42:42 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:53:45 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do
parking
wise.


It did once.


Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so as to
block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring the BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was stupidly on
the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the BMW and
blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked on his
door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.


Had no effect on where he parked.


I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since seen that car parked on the other side. It used to always be on the wrong side. The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy than the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".


They're right, they are parking legally.


It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.


They arent doing that.


You can't be that thick. Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted. Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car parks on the right. Leave enough gap for passing traffic to get past, and parked cars are at least one car's length apart. Now put them all on the same side, no gaps required.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.


My council won't do anything about anything,


They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.


They do both of those very badly indeed.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!


Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their offices.


Best just to set fire to their offices.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,


Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his
****ing tree'


I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths, takes up
twice the room.


And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.


They do when it becomes a problem. But usually when a street gets very busy, people start seeing sense.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


Taint gunna work.


Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.


That wont get them all parking on the same side either.


But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 08:09 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:39:21 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he
can get his wife to explain.


hire the mafia


We don't let Italians into this country.

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 08:10 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:14:56 -0000, Richard wrote:

On 27/12/2018 18:21, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused


Only because he couldn't see your minder anywhere and was not sure what
type of mental patient he was dealing with.


He looked like a mental patient himself. Anyone who can't work out the simple logic of parking on the same side as everyone else isn't intelligent enough to drive.

Bob F December 27th 18 08:13 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 12/27/2018 3:36 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 10:17:08 -0000, Tom Evans
wrote:

On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?


The diagram is simplified.* There are in the street that annoys me most,
5 cars on one side and 1 on the other.* It's clear that making 1 park on
the other side to his house is better than making 5 park opposite.


And who decides? The first one to park?

Bob F December 27th 18 08:15 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 12/27/2018 10:36 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:26:36 -0000, JNugent wrote:

On 27/12/2018 11:36, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 10:17:08 -0000, Tom Evans
wrote:
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:


Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?

The diagram is simplified.* There are in the street that annoys me most,
5 cars on one side and 1 on the other.* It's clear that making 1 park on
the other side to his house is better than making 5 park opposite.

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.

I agree - people shouldn't own a car they don't have room for on their
own property.


I'm inclined to agree with that. I understand that such a system is
actually in use in some locations around the globe. Mainly large,
crowded Asian cities (Tokyo? Singapore?), but something of the sort is
needed in British and American cities, especially where the immediate
housing form is a grid pattern of narrow terraced streets with little,
if any, off-road garaging space.


My street has drives for all the houses.* My drive is unusually long and
takes 5 cars (plus 1 in the garage if I didn't use it as a workshop).
But most houses have room for 2 or 3 cars.* Why buy a little house with
a 2 car driveway if you can afford 5 brand new BMW 4x4s?* Take that
money, buy a mansion, and use older or cheaper cars!* The mansion won't
depreciate like the cars.

Anyway, there's enough room for people to park on the street if they all
park on the same side.* It's simple logic that parking randomly on both
sides takes up twice the room, as you need a gap between each one for
passing traffic to slalom through.


The the authorities should mark it so.

I have NEVER seen a situation like you describe.

% December 27th 18 08:17 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 2018-12-27 1:08 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:42:42 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:53:45 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do
parking
wise.


It did once.


Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so
as to
block the road.* I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring
the BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was stupidly on
the other side.* When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the BMW
and
blamed its driver.* The guy trying to get past went and knocked on his
door and started yelling.* I drove away and left them to it.


Had no effect on where he parked.


I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since seen
that car parked on the other side.* It used to always be on the wrong
side.* The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".


They're right, they are parking legally.


It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.


They arent doing that.


You can't be that thick.* Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.
Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car parks on
the right.* Leave enough gap for passing traffic to get past, and parked
cars are at least one car's length apart.* Now put them all on the same
side, no gaps required.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,


They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.


They do both of those very badly indeed.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!


Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their offices.


Best just to set fire to their offices.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,


Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his
****ing tree'


I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths, takes up
twice the room.


And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.


They do when it becomes a problem.* But usually when a street gets very
busy, people start seeing sense.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


Taint gunna work.


Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.


That wont get them all parking on the same side either.


But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.



he'll drive a scratched car and won't care

Bob F December 27th 18 08:17 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 12/27/2018 11:10 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:52:30 -0000, Graham. wrote:

On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".* The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.* When I
spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he
wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to park. Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the first car
to park dictating which side?


First car to park obviously.* It works ok in most streets, particularly
ones that get completely full when everyone's at home.* If people parked
on the other side, someone would end up with nowhere to park and there'd
be arguments.* How difficult is it to park on the same side as another
car which is close to where you're parking?* I always manage it, it's
not rocket science.


And how do you know which car parked first to set your rule in effect?

% December 27th 18 08:18 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 2018-12-27 1:09 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:39:21 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.* When I spoke to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he
can get his wife to explain.


hire the mafia


We don't let Italians into this country.


and yet most brits have roman blood

Mr Pounder Esquire December 27th 18 08:24 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:00:13 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 12/26/2018 10:05 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road: Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0



It's illegal to park facing the wrong way. At least in civilized
countries.


No, in civilised countries that law is ignored by everybody,
including the police. Some bull**** about poorly sighted drivers
can't see the car as the lights are the wrong colour? Don't drive if
that bothers you!
My complaint is WHERE the car is, not which way it's facing. Parking
on alternate sides uses twice as much road space and larger vehicles
can't get past.




"I have driven a Ford Sierra 1.6 at 90mph on single track roads
with passing places in the NW of Scotland. ****ing great fun"!


"I am proud of being nicked 10 times, and even prouder of talking my
way out of twice that number of offences".
"Make that 12. 9 speeding offences, 2 seatbelts, and 1 unroadworthy
vehicle".


"I don't give a **** about the law".
"**** the law".
"It's only illegal is you get caught".
"Something being illegal does not matter".
"The law is irrelevant".


"I don't want to drive at the speed limit. It's absurdly slow and in
fact I find it more dangerous. It's so tedious I'm in danger of
falling asleep. "Whoever made up the limits must have a really slow
brain". "I think it's stupid to follow a law which is baseless. The
law on red lights is to stop you hitting someone. If there is
nobody there, you cannot hit them".

"If the guy behind me has his lights on too bright. I let him past
then tailgate him with my full beam on until he switches his off".

"I like driving fast and scaring people".


(Peter Hucker)






JNugent[_10_] December 27th 18 08:57 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 27/12/2018 18:33, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:22:46 -0000, JNugent wrote:

On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:

Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


I'm puzzled.

Where is the inconsiderately-parked bicycle?


I'm puzzled, what made you think there was one?


The cross-post to uk.rec.cycling, of course.

JNugent[_10_] December 27th 18 08:59 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On 27/12/2018 18:53, Rod Speed wrote:


"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything


Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you suggest?


Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do
parking wise.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".


They're right, they are parking legally.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.


Nothing they can do either.


Not true.

The highway authoity can place double yellow lines along one side of the
road. I used to live in a road where that was the case.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,


Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his
****ing tree'

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


Taint gunna work.



William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 09:11 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:59:19 -0000, JNugent wrote:

On 27/12/2018 18:53, Rod Speed wrote:


"William Gothberg" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you suggest?


Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do
parking wise.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".


They're right, they are parking legally.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.


Nothing they can do either.


Not true.

The highway authoity can place double yellow lines along one side of the
road. I used to live in a road where that was the case.


I do not wish to encourage that sort of ****. They've already put a 20mph limit in this street (which I only know of one person who obeys it), it'll be ****ing bumps next.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,


Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his
****ing tree'

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.


Taint gunna work.



William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 09:12 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:57:25 -0000, JNugent wrote:

On 27/12/2018 18:33, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:22:46 -0000, JNugent wrote:

On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:

Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

I'm puzzled.

Where is the inconsiderately-parked bicycle?


I'm puzzled, what made you think there was one?


The cross-post to uk.rec.cycling, of course.


Cyclists don't care about parked cars in their way then?

William Gothberg[_2_] December 27th 18 09:13 PM

Inconsiderate parking
 
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:24:23 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:00:13 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 12/26/2018 10:05 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road: Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


It's illegal to park facing the wrong way. At least in civilized
countries.


No, in civilised countries that law is ignored by everybody,
including the police. Some bull**** about poorly sighted drivers
can't see the car as the lights are the wrong colour? Don't drive if
that bothers you!
My complaint is WHERE the car is, not which way it's facing. Parking
on alternate sides uses twice as much road space and larger vehicles
can't get past.


"I have driven a Ford Sierra 1.6 at 90mph on single track roads


What do you find wrong with that? I know you're **** at driving, you confessed you can't reverse a van, but I'm quite capable of driving at 90.

"I don't give a **** about the law".


Do you believe every single law is sensible? Do you obey every single one?

"If the guy behind me has his lights on too bright. I let him past
then tailgate him with my full beam on until he switches his off".


Why do you condone dazzling lights?

"I like driving fast and scaring people".


Serves them right for having a slow brain.


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