Ed Dolan & Music
 

On Mar 17, 8:37*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message

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On Mar 17, 3:39 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

You are not any kind of artist either,
Is that right, Eddie? Yeah, you're probably right, E&OE as I really

can't be bothered to remember all the stuff I've done.

Anyone who admires meandering guitar music is some kind of moron.

First you should prove that I ever said I admire "meandering guitar
music" -- I am on record, repeatedly, in about 110 newspapers, as
saying exactly the opposite. You owe me an apology but, as you doubt
lack the grace to atone for your lies, I'm not holding my breath.

Or perhaps you can just tell us what you've ever made.

I made myself, enough accomplishment for anyone!

What, as an homage to the hunchback of Notre Dame?

so why bother with a female violinist
in an orchestra?
She was trying to get me to write a violin sonata for her.

Well, we damn well know what you were trying to get her to do, don't we?

I don't try, Eddie. I'm just cool, and women volunteer.

I admit to not knowing many women.

Figures.


So you married and lived happily ever after. Good, but you still do not
know
one damn thing about music.
Well, that may be so, but I am paid to write about music. Are you?

You are a disgrace to music critics! However, it is understandable that
anyone who turns music into a business would end up hating music. Music is
just a simple recreation and amusement. To make anything more out of it is a
form of insanity. Are you perhaps insane?

Of course I am. And since I'm licensed in several countries to certify
myself (or you), you may believe me without reservation.

Pontificate some more, dear Eddie. You're an amusing little fellow.

the holy spirit
 

"Andre Jute" wrote in message
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On Mar 17, 8:24 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
I have no idea who or what Adorno is. What I do know is that you are a
jackass and have no more musical taste than same.

Much as I hate to agree with Andres Muro, you, Eddie Dolan, really are
an ass, and you bray like an ass, when you're proud of not knowing who
Adorno is.

**** this g.d. Adorno and **** you too, you g.d. Dutch Afrikaner moron!

Unsigned out of contempt for an inadequate American education

We on these newsgroups already know about you thanks to Tom Sherman and
Wikipedia.

American education is the pits, but I am self-educated. Too bad no one can
say the same for you!

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Ed Dolan & Music
 

"Andre Jute" wrote in message
...
On Mar 17, 8:37 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

You are not any kind of artist either,
Is that right, Eddie? Yeah, you're probably right, E&OE as I really

can't be bothered to remember all the stuff I've done.

Anyone who admires meandering guitar music is some kind of moron.

First you should prove that I ever said I admire "meandering guitar
music" -- I am on record, repeatedly, in about 110 newspapers, as
saying exactly the opposite. You owe me an apology but, as you doubt
lack the grace to atone for your lies, I'm not holding my breath.

You posted a video from YouTube that was precisely that! Most guitar music
played by musicians who composed it themselves is self-indulgent music at it
most hideous. Only Spaniards would ever pay any attention to it.

Or perhaps you can just tell us what you've ever made.

I made myself, enough accomplishment for anyone!

What, as an homage to the hunchback of Notre Dame?

As someone who is more than capable of taking you on!

so why bother with a female violinist
in an orchestra?
She was trying to get me to write a violin sonata for her.

Well, we damn well know what you were trying to get her to do, don't we?

I don't try, Eddie. I'm just cool, and women volunteer.

I can't figure out if you are Irish trash, Dutch trash or Afrikaner trash,
but some kind of trash for sure!
[...]

You are a disgrace to music critics! However, it is understandable that
anyone who turns music into a business would end up hating music. Music is
just a simple recreation and amusement. To make anything more out of it is
a
form of insanity. Are you perhaps insane?

Of course I am. And since I'm licensed in several countries to certify
myself (or you), you may believe me without reservation.

Pontificate some more, dear Eddie. You're an amusing little fellow.

Take your god damn guitar music and shove it up your ass!

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

the holy spirit
 

Edward Dolan wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
...
On Mar 17, 8:24 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
I have no idea who or what Adorno is. What I do know is that you are a
jackass and have no more musical taste than same.

Much as I hate to agree with Andres Muro, you, Eddie Dolan, really are
an ass, and you bray like an ass, when you're proud of not knowing who
Adorno is.

**** this g.d. Adorno and **** you too, you g.d. Dutch Afrikaner moron!

Unsigned out of contempt for an inadequate American education

We on these newsgroups already know about you thanks to Tom Sherman and
Wikipedia.

American education is the pits, but I am self-educated. Too bad no one can
say the same for you!



As the adage goes, "anybody who tries to represent himself
has an ass for a lawyer". We autodidacts have an ass for a
teacher.

--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org/
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

the holy spirit
 

"AMuzi" wrote in message
...
Edward Dolan wrote:
[...]
American education is the pits, but I am self-educated. Too bad no one
can say the same for you!

As the adage goes, "anybody who tries to represent himself has an ass for
a lawyer". We autodidacts have an ass for a teacher.

I repeat, American education is the pits. If you do not supplement it with
your own endeavors, you are a lost soul and might end up running a bike shop
like Andrew Muzi, a fate worse than death.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Ed Dolan & Music
 

Edward Dolan wrote:

It is Google Groups that is ****ed up. My Windows Mail is perfect, just like
all Microsoft products. Note how I did not have to do anything to your post.
That is because you are not posting from Google Groups.



Bull****. Nothing Microsoft is perfect.

JS.

the holy spirit
 

On Mar 17, 10:05*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message

...
On Mar 17, 8:24 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]

I have no idea who or what Adorno is. What I do know is that you are a
jackass and have no more musical taste than same.
Much as I hate to agree with Andres Muro, you, Eddie Dolan, really are
an ass, and you bray like an ass, when you're proud of not knowing who
Adorno is.

**** this g.d. Adorno and **** you too, you g.d. Dutch Afrikaner moron!

Necrophilia now, Eddie? Theodor Adorno died in 1969.

Unsigned out of contempt for an inadequate American education

We on these newsgroups already know about you thanks to Tom Sherman and
Wikipedia.

Yes, that's what I mean about an inadequate education: people with so
little brains or discrimination that they believe Wikipedia out-
writes! Thanks for giggle, Eddie.

American education is the pits, but I am self-educated. Too bad no one can
say the same for you!

Ah. That accounts for the characteristic lumpiness so often found in
amateur pottery from inferior clay. Whether you should brag about it
is another matter.

Andre Jute
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Ed Dolan & Music
 

"Tºm ShermªnT °_°" " wrote in
message ...
On 3/16/2011 10:05 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
[...]
No one has the patience for this kind of music [Bach] anymore. It belongs
in a
museum.

Yes, many have feeble and disordered minds. To those with more mental
capacity, Bach is revelatory.

One can listen to a composition by Bach hundreds of times, and learn
something new each time.

As Dimitri Shostakovitch said, "Not all composers believe in God, but all
believe in Bach".

Here is Mr. Sherman attempting to take the high road, but it is nothing but
political correctness run amuck.

Let's spend a few moments discussing baroque music. Is it any more relevant
than Renaissance music? I think not. It has become antique music to our
ears. I once rather liked Bach in my youth, but by now it has become
tiresome to say the least.

Baroque music was never popular with the public. It was always music of
musicians and scholars. It truly does belong in museums just like
Renaissance music. I remember an old RCA 78 RPM catalog that I had from the
1940's. There was very little baroque music in it. It was only with the
advent of the LP recording that baroque music began to come into its own.
But that that was because musicians liked it. After all, it was easy to play
and new music to most of the world. But you cannot resurrect that which has
died. Even Bach was outmoded and considered old fashioned before he died
himself. The public has never liked baroque music since at least the time of
Bach.

Mr. Sherman is as always out of the mainstream. That is too bad for him,
just as it is for another asshole by the name of André Jute. However I fear
even mainstream classical music is becoming alien to our hears. The young no
longer have brains wired to receive it. The truth is that music is not a
universal language anymore than any spoken language is. Even my beloved
Beethoven will shortly no longer be listened to by anyone.

Everything changes (except base human nature of course) and culture is
forever moving on. Even so the 19th century saw the glory of Western fine
art music. We will never see its like again.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Ed Dolan & Music
 

On Mar 17, 10:19*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
On Mar 17, 8:37 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

You are not any kind of artist either,

Is that right, Eddie? Yeah, you're probably right, E&OE as I really
can't be bothered to remember all the stuff I've done.

Anyone who admires meandering guitar music is some kind of moron.

First you should prove that I ever said I admire "meandering guitar
music" -- I am on record, repeatedly, in about 110 newspapers, as
saying exactly the opposite. You owe me an apology but, as you doubt
lack the grace to atone for your lies, I'm not holding my breath.

You posted a video from YouTube that was precisely that!

I'm afraid you're mistaken once again, dear Eddie. I'm Andre Jute.
That video you refer to was post by Andres Muro. He's a different
person altogether, and it is invidious to blame me for his crimes, of
cycling, of politics, or of taste.

Or perhaps you can just tell us what you've ever made.

I made myself, enough accomplishment for anyone!

What, as an homage to the hunchback of Notre Dame?

As someone who is more than capable of taking you on!

You're shooting fish in a barrel, Eddie. I hurt all over, all the
time.

so why bother with a female violinist
in an orchestra?

She was trying to get me to write a violin sonata for her.

Well, we damn well know what you were trying to get her to do, don't we?

I don't try, Eddie. I'm just cool, and women volunteer.

I can't figure out if you are Irish trash, Dutch trash or Afrikaner trash,
but some kind of trash for sure!
[...]

I normally just shortcut the problem by introducing myself as
"Cosmopolitan trash," in whatever language my host speaks. It shorcuts
a lot of explanations.

You are a disgrace to music critics! However, it is understandable that
anyone who turns music into a business would end up hating music. Music is
just a simple recreation and amusement. To make anything more out of it is
a
form of insanity. Are you perhaps insane?

Of course I am. And since I'm licensed in several countries to certify
myself (or you), you may believe me without reservation.

Pontificate some more, dear Eddie. You're an amusing little fellow.

Take your god damn guitar music and shove it up your ass!

I think you're addressing Andres Muro, little fellow. My name is--

Andre Jute
I learned my polemics in places where second prize is a bullet in the
back of the neck.
Wherever did you learn yours?

the holy spirit
 

On Mar 17, 10:23*pm, AMuzi wrote:
Edward Dolan wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
....
On Mar 17, 8:24 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
I have no idea who or what Adorno is. What I do know is that you are a
jackass and have no more musical taste than same.

Much as I hate to agree with Andres Muro, you, Eddie Dolan, really are
an ass, and you bray like an ass, when you're proud of not knowing who
Adorno is.

**** this g.d. Adorno and **** you too, you g.d. Dutch Afrikaner moron!

Unsigned out of contempt for an inadequate American education

We on these newsgroups already know about you thanks to Tom Sherman and
Wikipedia.

American education is the pits, but I am self-educated. Too bad no one can
say the same for you!

As the adage goes, "anybody who tries to represent himself
has an ass for a lawyer". We autodidacts have an ass for a
teacher.

--
Andrew Muzi
* www.yellowjersey.org/
* Open every day since 1 April, 1971

Some asses are prettier than others -- God bless the inventor of lycra
-- and some are smarter than others. -- Andre Jute