No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the
grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers
would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists
cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists.

We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the
rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up.

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

On 21. 7. 2019 19:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow
the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the
workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists?
We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than
motorists.

Elf'n'Safety, innit?


What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of?

In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of
course.

Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you
ever *been* to Italy?

YAWN, no comment.

Pillock.


Where is your blood and turd stained sharpened battleaxe?

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

On 21. 7. 2019 20:00, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 6:18:38 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 5:48:55 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 21/07/2019 17:43, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, July 21, 2019 at 4:28:03 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow
the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the
workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists?
We are often told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than
motorists.

Elf'n'Safety, innit?


What were the Elfin Safety people afraid of?

In the UK, they are afraid of criticism for not being anal enough, of
course.

Referring to the rest of my post which you decided to snip, have you
ever *been* to Italy?

YAWN, no comment.

Pillock.

Thank you.

Exactly.
It is a grrreat compliment when MR POUNDER uses such terms to compliment
and congratulate someone.

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

On 22/07/2019 17:09, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the
grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers
would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists
cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists.

We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the
rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up.

Grass seed?

It's a bit of stretch to call it "rubbish".

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the
grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers
would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists
cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists.

We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the
rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up.

Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well.

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the
grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers
would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists
cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists.

We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the
rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up.

Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster
drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well.

Grow up and get a life.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...cial-cyclists/

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow
the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the
workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often
told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists.

We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the
rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up.

Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster
drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well.

Haven't you seen the Cheerless links about cyclists on motorways?

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow the
grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the workers
would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often told cyclists
cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists.

We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the
rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up.

Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well.

The really amazing thing is that this detritus manages to transform
itself into overlong grass and privet.

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 11:08:57 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow
the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the
workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often
told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists.

We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the
rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up.

Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and Monster
drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well.

Haven't you seen the Cheerless links about cyclists on motorways?

He has been in my killfile along with Noddy since 2010, so no.

No motor vehicles except lawnmowers
 

Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 11:08:57 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 22/07/2019 20:42, Simon Mason wrote:
On Monday, July 22, 2019 at 5:09:26 PM UTC+1, TMS320 wrote:
On 21/07/2019 16:19, Simon Jester wrote:

The local bypass was closed yesterday so the council could mow
the grass and trim the hedges. Was this because they feared the
workers would be endangered by speeding cyclists? We are often
told cyclists cause more danger to pedestrians than motorists.

We also reliably informed that cycists are responsible for all the
rubbish thrown out along the roads. So I guess it adds up.

Didn't know that cyclists lob McD's wrappers, fag packets and
Monster drink cans out of their rear pockets! On motorways as well.

Haven't you seen the Cheerless links about cyclists on motorways?

He has been in my killfile along with Noddy since 2010, so no.

Mr Cheerful and Mr Nugent are two very highly respected posters to this
group. Aww well, I suppose that I will be next for saying horrible things
about little gutless people on their silly little toys.