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John B.[_6_] June 14th 16 08:48 AM

The Great?
 

Goodness.. You are getting a bit frantic aren't you?
I post one message, and you post seven replies?

What ever happened? Forgot to take your medications yesterday? Had a
fight with your "friend", PMS?

But, cheer up, you will undoubtedly feel better soon.
--
cheers,

John B.


[email protected] June 15th 16 05:39 PM

The Great?
 
On Tuesday, June 14, 2016 at 12:48:34 AM UTC-7, John B. wrote:
Goodness.. You are getting a bit frantic aren't you?
I post one message, and you post seven replies?

What ever happened? Forgot to take your medications yesterday? Had a
fight with your "friend", PMS?

But, cheer up, you will undoubtedly feel better soon.
--
cheers,

John B.


He's a little loose in the goose.

John B.[_6_] June 16th 16 12:29 AM

The Great?
 
On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 09:39:27 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, June 14, 2016 at 12:48:34 AM UTC-7, John B. wrote:
Goodness.. You are getting a bit frantic aren't you?
I post one message, and you post seven replies?

What ever happened? Forgot to take your medications yesterday? Had a
fight with your "friend", PMS?

But, cheer up, you will undoubtedly feel better soon.
--
cheers,

John B.


He's a little loose in the goose.


Oh, don't worry. He will return. After all, this is his major
achievement - he is against bicycles.

Look up the word "preeminence". It can be used to describe that little
spark, way down deep inside that makes one a special person. An
individual, one might say, rather than just one of the common herd.
And this hate campaign is Dolan's.

After all what else has he got?

--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 16th 16 03:25 AM

The Great?
 
"John B." wrote in message ...

On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 09:39:27 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, June 14, 2016 at 12:48:34 AM UTC-7, John B. wrote:
Goodness.. You are getting a bit frantic aren't you?
I post one message, and you post seven replies?


If there were 7 replies, then there were 7 posts of yours that I elected to dispose of. My God, this poor stupid ******* can’t even keep a score card correctly.
[...]

He's a little loose in the goose.


Oh, don't worry. He will return. After all, this is his major

achievement - he is against bicycles.

Ed Dolan the Great is against stupid sons of bitches like you who ride their bicycles on hiking trails.

Look up the word "preeminence". It can be used to describe that little

spark, way down deep inside that makes one a special person. An
individual, one might say, rather than just one of the common herd.
And this hate campaign is Dolan's.

What hate campaign? I post content and you post **** and **** like all mountain bikers.

After all what else has he got?


More than a **** pot and a bull****ter like you will ever have.

Post content or get lost!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



John B.[_6_] June 16th 16 08:45 AM

The Great?
 
On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 21:25:55 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 09:39:27 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Tuesday, June 14, 2016 at 12:48:34 AM UTC-7, John B. wrote:
Goodness.. You are getting a bit frantic aren't you?
I post one message, and you post seven replies?


If there were 7 replies, then there were 7 posts of yours that I elected to dispose of. My God, this poor stupid ******* cant even keep a score card correctly.
[...]

He's a little loose in the goose.


Oh, don't worry. He will return. After all, this is his major

achievement - he is against bicycles.

Ed Dolan the Great is against stupid sons of bitches like you who ride their bicycles on hiking trails.

Look up the word "preeminence". It can be used to describe that little

spark, way down deep inside that makes one a special person. An
individual, one might say, rather than just one of the common herd.
And this hate campaign is Dolan's.

What hate campaign? I post content and you post **** and **** like all mountain bikers.

After all what else has he got?


More than a **** pot and a bull****ter like you will ever have.

Post content or get lost!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


My goodness, here is Dudly, back again and in fine fettle. Although it
is rather evidence that he still hasn't learned to carry on a polite
conversation.

But perhaps he simply doesn't associate with those that speak
politely. Ah well, we shall persevere and perhaps he will learn.

But Dudly, I am rather disappointed that you still appear to lack
comprehension, particularly of the English language.

You see, most people in the United States probably know, by the time
that they are in kindergarten, what a bicycle is. Perhaps, at the age
of 5 years that don't understand what actual words mean but they do
know that the device is.

By the time that they reach, perhaps the 3rd or 4th grade, I'm sure
that they have learned that "bicycle" is a two wheel vehicle and that
the word "bi" means two and "cycle" means a wheel, in this case.

You on the other hand announce to the world on almost a daily basis
that a bicycle has wheels, as though you had discovered that the sun
rises in the East.

"Hey! Guys! Look the sun is coming up! In the East Too! Look! Look!
"Hey! Guys! A bicycle has wheels! Look! Look!"

What is next? You discover gravity?
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 16th 16 09:48 AM

The Great?
 
"John B." wrote in message ...
[...]

My goodness, here is Dudly, back again and in fine fettle. Although it

is rather evidence that he still hasn't learned to carry on a polite
conversation.

Politeness is wasted on a ****-headed assclown like you.

But perhaps he simply doesn't associate with those that speak

politely. Ah well, we shall persevere and perhaps he will learn.

What could I possibly learn from a wank-headed sausage jockey like you?

Following excrement deleted because it is inane. But what can you expect from a butt-brained cockweasel.
[...]

Post content or get lost!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



John B.[_6_] June 16th 16 11:49 AM

The Great?
 
On Thu, 16 Jun 2016 03:48:30 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...
[...]

My goodness, here is Dudly, back again and in fine fettle. Although it

is rather evidence that he still hasn't learned to carry on a polite
conversation.
xx
Politeness is wasted on a ****-headed assclown like you.

But perhaps he simply doesn't associate with those that speak

politely. Ah well, we shall persevere and perhaps he will learn.

What could I possibly learn from a wank-headed sausage jockey like you?

Following excrement deleted because it is inane. But what can you expect from a butt-brained cockweasel.
[...]

Post content or get lost!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


By Gorry. ain't old Dolly something. He guards the place just like a
hound dog. Post a message and Wham-Bam he is right there to jump on it
and fire it straight back. This one seems like it boomeranged back in
3 minutes.

Unfortunately, with all his frantic flailing about to post a reply
,"gotta get it back, gotta get it back", (it sort of rhymes with
whack, whack, whack) he still doesn't realize that his belief that a
bicycle has wheels is such a startling fact that it requires repeated
reporting ( actually a bicycle has two wheels ) and his urgent efforts
to entertain us is severely hampered by what might be referred to as a
redundancy of reports. After all, if someone tells his audience that a
bicycle has (two) wheels, and repeats it over and over and over and
over.

Of course, I am fairly sure that the old fellow is just getting
forgetful. After all he repeats the same words over and over and over
and over, apparently not aware that nearly all here, on this bicycle
group, were aware that bicycles actually have two wheels, long before
the doleful Dolan arrived to tell us.

Lord, can you imagine? "A bicycle has two wheels". Will wonders never
cease.

But, I suppose as we age the old brain cells begin to deteriorate and
the first thing that you know we start to forget and begin to repeat
ourselves. Over, and over, and over, and over.

Ah Well. The poor old fellow.

--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 16th 16 12:44 PM

The Great?
 
"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

By Gorry. ain't old Dolly something. He guards the place just like a

hound dog. Post a message and Wham-Bam he is right there to jump on it
and fire it straight back. This one seems like it boomeranged back in
3 minutes.

What message are you posting - pray tell? Either say something or shut the
**** up - you cluster****ed, grandma-raping, asshole-licking, tit-guzzling,
zit-popping, dick-faced dingbat!

Unfortunately, with all his frantic flailing about to post a reply

,"gotta get it back, gotta get it back", (it sort of rhymes with
whack, whack, whack) he still doesn't realize that his belief that a
bicycle has wheels is such a startling fact that it requires repeated
reporting ( actually a bicycle has two wheels ) and his urgent efforts
to entertain us is severely hampered by what might be referred to as a
redundancy of reports. After all, if someone tells his audience that a
bicycle has (two) wheels, and repeats it over and over and over and
over.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Of course, I am fairly sure that the old fellow is just getting

forgetful. After all he repeats the same words over and over and over
and over, apparently not aware that nearly all here, on this bicycle
group, were aware that bicycles actually have two wheels, long before
the doleful Dolan arrived to tell us.

Still no content - you knuckleheaded, monkey-fondling, panty-licking,
cum-guzzling, boil-chewing, butt-faced cockweasel!

Lord, can you imagine? "A bicycle has two wheels". Will wonders never

cease.

I can imagine anything you can - you knuckleheaded, stray dog-raping,
armpit-licking, tit-sucking, zit-popping, cock-headed palooka!

But, I suppose as we age the old brain cells begin to deteriorate and

the first thing that you know we start to forget and begin to repeat
ourselves. Over, and over, and over, and over.

You have truly never said anything from day one - you cluster****ed,
cousin-molesting, panty-licking, rectal-sucking, puss-chewing, cock-brained
cum bubble!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


[email protected] June 16th 16 10:40 PM

The Great?
 
It's no surprise you come from Minnesota. The land of 10,000 lakes and no humans.

John B.[_6_] June 17th 16 03:06 AM

The Great?
 
On Thu, 16 Jun 2016 06:44:00 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

By Gorry. ain't old Dolly something. He guards the place just like a

hound dog. Post a message and Wham-Bam he is right there to jump on it
and fire it straight back. This one seems like it boomeranged back in
3 minutes.

What message are you posting - pray tell? Either say something or shut the
**** up - you cluster****ed, grandma-raping, asshole-licking, tit-guzzling,
zit-popping, dick-faced dingbat!

Unfortunately, with all his frantic flailing about to post a reply

,"gotta get it back, gotta get it back", (it sort of rhymes with
whack, whack, whack) he still doesn't realize that his belief that a
bicycle has wheels is such a startling fact that it requires repeated
reporting ( actually a bicycle has two wheels ) and his urgent efforts
to entertain us is severely hampered by what might be referred to as a
redundancy of reports. After all, if someone tells his audience that a
bicycle has (two) wheels, and repeats it over and over and over and
over.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Of course, I am fairly sure that the old fellow is just getting

forgetful. After all he repeats the same words over and over and over
and over, apparently not aware that nearly all here, on this bicycle
group, were aware that bicycles actually have two wheels, long before
the doleful Dolan arrived to tell us.

Still no content - you knuckleheaded, monkey-fondling, panty-licking,
cum-guzzling, boil-chewing, butt-faced cockweasel!

Lord, can you imagine? "A bicycle has two wheels". Will wonders never

cease.

I can imagine anything you can - you knuckleheaded, stray dog-raping,
armpit-licking, tit-sucking, zit-popping, cock-headed palooka!

But, I suppose as we age the old brain cells begin to deteriorate and

the first thing that you know we start to forget and begin to repeat
ourselves. Over, and over, and over, and over.

You have truly never said anything from day one - you cluster****ed,
cousin-molesting, panty-licking, rectal-sucking, puss-chewing, cock-brained
cum bubble!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


And, here is The Great! Returning to the stage to entertain the
crowded audience of his admirers.

Truly, the message header indicates that his latest gem of wisdom was
dispatched from the wilds of Minnesota at 06:44 on the 16th day of
June. Just think of it. So early in the morning.

And there is good old Dolly, up and at 'em, practically before
breakfast, as it were, to give us the benefit of his great wisdom. By
gorry Eddie, you truly are a friend of all mankind (and woman kind, to
be politically correct) to share with us your brilliance. Why, you
have actually determined that a "Bi" Cycle has two wheels.

Good Lord, what is next? A "tri" Cycle with three wheels.

But, it has been said that the older one gets, the less sleep one
requires, so perhaps The Great is getting on a bit. Can one imagine
it? Sitting there alone in his small, but tastefully furnished, hovel
just waiting for the next Usenet message to arrive?

Like Publius Horatius Cocles he girds his sagging loins, prepared to
do or die not realizing, perhaps, that unlike his hero Horatius who,
was honorably crowned and conducted into the city by a singing crowd,
in a modern America his reward will be.... to be ignored.

Ah well, old age is unfortunately the fate of most (the alternate is
worse) so should we descry it when it falls on the shoulders of The
Great One?

No! As an elder statesman he should be respected... Well, except, of
course, his failing memory, or perhaps dementia, which causes him to
explain and explain again, daily, and sometimes even more frequently,
the "fact" that a bicycle has wheels.

Ah well, perhaps it is not simply forgetfulness, but a physical
deterioration of the brain. What is they call it? Oh yes Alzheimer's
disease. Which it is said underlie 60 - 70 percent of senile dementia.

Think of it, the poor old chap moldering slowly away with not a sole
to care for him.

As Shakespeare wrote,
"He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind."

The poor old fellow.
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 18th 16 07:28 AM

The Great?
 
wrote in message
...

It's no surprise you come from Minnesota. The land of 10,000 lakes and no
humans.


Actually it is more like 15,000 lakes - and too god damn many humans to suit
me.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan June 18th 16 07:38 AM

The Great?
 
"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

And, here is The Great! Returning to the stage to entertain the

crowded audience of his admirers.

Truly, the message header indicates that his latest gem of wisdom was

dispatched from the wilds of Minnesota at 06:44 on the 16th day of
June. Just think of it. So early in the morning.

You have no idea of what my hours might be. But you are only posting for
your own amusement. Too bad it is not amusing anyone else.

And there is good old Dolly, up and at 'em, practically before

breakfast, as it were, to give us the benefit of his great wisdom. By
gorry Eddie, you truly are a friend of all mankind (and woman kind, to
be politically correct) to share with us your brilliance. Why, you
have actually determined that a "Bi" Cycle has two wheels.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Good Lord, what is next? A "tri" Cycle with three wheels.


Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

But, it has been said that the older one gets, the less sleep one

requires, so perhaps The Great is getting on a bit. Can one imagine
it? Sitting there alone in his small, but tastefully furnished, hovel
just waiting for the next Usenet message to arrive?

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Like Publius Horatius Cocles he girds his sagging loins, prepared to

do or die not realizing, perhaps, that unlike his hero Horatius who,
was honorably crowned and conducted into the city by a singing crowd,
in a modern America his reward will be.... to be ignored.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Ah well, old age is unfortunately the fate of most (the alternate is

worse) so should we descry it when it falls on the shoulders of The
Great One?

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

No! As an elder statesman he should be respected... Well, except, of

course, his failing memory, or perhaps dementia, which causes him to
explain and explain again, daily, and sometimes even more frequently,
the "fact" that a bicycle has wheels.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Ah well, perhaps it is not simply forgetfulness, but a physical

deterioration of the brain. What is they call it? Oh yes Alzheimer's
disease. Which it is said underlie 60 - 70 percent of senile dementia.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Think of it, the poor old chap moldering slowly away with not a sole

to care for him.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

As Shakespeare wrote,

"He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind."

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



John B.[_6_] June 18th 16 09:06 AM

The Great?
 
On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 01:38:44 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

And, here is The Great! Returning to the stage to entertain the

crowded audience of his admirers.

Truly, the message header indicates that his latest gem of wisdom was

dispatched from the wilds of Minnesota at 06:44 on the 16th day of
June. Just think of it. So early in the morning.

You have no idea of what my hours might be. But you are only posting for
your own amusement. Too bad it is not amusing anyone else.

And there is good old Dolly, up and at 'em, practically before

breakfast, as it were, to give us the benefit of his great wisdom. By
gorry Eddie, you truly are a friend of all mankind (and woman kind, to
be politically correct) to share with us your brilliance. Why, you
have actually determined that a "Bi" Cycle has two wheels.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Good Lord, what is next? A "tri" Cycle with three wheels.


Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

But, it has been said that the older one gets, the less sleep one

requires, so perhaps The Great is getting on a bit. Can one imagine
it? Sitting there alone in his small, but tastefully furnished, hovel
just waiting for the next Usenet message to arrive?

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Like Publius Horatius Cocles he girds his sagging loins, prepared to

do or die not realizing, perhaps, that unlike his hero Horatius who,
was honorably crowned and conducted into the city by a singing crowd,
in a modern America his reward will be.... to be ignored.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Ah well, old age is unfortunately the fate of most (the alternate is

worse) so should we descry it when it falls on the shoulders of The
Great One?

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

No! As an elder statesman he should be respected... Well, except, of

course, his failing memory, or perhaps dementia, which causes him to
explain and explain again, daily, and sometimes even more frequently,
the "fact" that a bicycle has wheels.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Ah well, perhaps it is not simply forgetfulness, but a physical

deterioration of the brain. What is they call it? Oh yes Alzheimer's
disease. Which it is said underlie 60 - 70 percent of senile dementia.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Think of it, the poor old chap moldering slowly away with not a sole

to care for him.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

As Shakespeare wrote,

"He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind."

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


Goodness gracious, here's is good old Dolan... Back again to preach
his very own conception of Nirvana.

Of course, the poor old fellow still hasn't figured out that all of
his readers, at least in this group, know more about bicycles then he
does. Or to put it in different words. They know that a "Bi" "Cycle"
has wheels. Apparently Dolan hasn't yet, even in all his years,
learned that simple fact.

Or maybe they don't have bicycles in Minnesota. Too much snow perhaps.
Or lakes?

But perhaps it is just old age. After all, we all lose a little as the
years go by and one can only assume that quite a lot of years have
passed by poor old Dolly. Or perhaps it is just his life style that is
the problem. I have read that excessive alcohol consumption can cause
memory loss. Perhaps that is his problem. Sitting there at home, no
friends except for a bottle of booze, well. After all, who could blame
him.

No friends, no job, just sitting there waiting for the Social Security
check to hit the mailbox so he can get another bottle. Or perhaps he
is a wine connoisseur, a jug of Thunderbird is only a buck or two.
(Good Lord! I just priced the stuff and it is $5.00 a bottle. I can
remember when it was $0.50 a half a gallon)

His loss of memory may well be a combination of old age and excessive
alcohol use. With, perhaps, a little senile dementia thrown in. The
poor old fellow.

But in addition to memory loss he seems to be getting grouchy too.
Probably all those mornings after I'd guess. I can tell you that the
morning after a whole jug of Thunderbird is not something to wish on a
friend. Or an enemy.

So, here we have Dolan, a grouchy old man with an alcohol problem and
a touch of dementia. As Shakespeare has it

O, sir! you are old;
Nature in you stands on the very verge
Of her confine: you should be rul'd and led
By some discretion that discerns your state
Better than you yourself.
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 18th 16 12:23 PM

The Great?
 
"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

What follows is JohnB.(Bull****ter) describing himself, but who for? I think
he must like to read his own words, since I can't imagine anyone else
reading him. I simply check to see in the most cursory way if there is any
content, and when I don’t find any, it is into the trash with him and his
words.

All must be deleted since it constitutes nothing but bull****.
[...]

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head
to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering
from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


John B.[_6_] June 19th 16 09:14 AM

The Great?
 
On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 06:23:08 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

What follows is JohnB.(Bull****ter) describing himself, but who for? I think
he must like to read his own words, since I can't imagine anyone else
reading him. I simply check to see in the most cursory way if there is any
content, and when I dont find any, it is into the trash with him and his
words.

All must be deleted since it constitutes nothing but bull****.
[...]

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head
to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering
from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


And here is Dolan (the great?) and once again the halls are filled
with "context". You see, Old Dooley is a real Context Lover. Yes Sir,
Context.

Context you see, in Dooley's eyes is a catechism that "Bicycles have
wheels", yes, amazingly Dooley has discovered the fact that bicycle
has wheels (two of them surprisingly) and he wants the world to know
this important speck of information.

Well, that isn't exactly correct as Dolley has another "context" but
his second context is a flood of filthy language that would make a
hyena vomit and since my parents taught me not to "speak that way" I
shall not repeat old Dirty Mouth's remarks.

But I'm beginning to worry about Old Dirty Mouth. He recently thrilled
us with a story about how he intercepted a bicycle rider and
admonished him severely. The Cyclist, apparently, ignored him
completely and continued on his way, whereupon Old Dirty Mouth
descended on the local enforcement dude and acquainted him with the
cyclist's nefarious doings and even related to the chap that he,
Dolan, had spoken very severely to the Cyclist. Whereupon the
enforcement Dude apparently ignored him.

Gad! Two ignorations in a single day. Why it much have just ruined his
entire day. I'll bet he went home and had a real tizzy fit. Flung his
rag dolly on the floor and just stamped on it he was so upset.

Oh yes Dolan was upset and it is understood that he leaped, yes,
leaped, to the computer and sent an e-mail to the appropriate parties.
Can you imagine that?

And they ignored him.

Hot Dog, three times in a single day. Why, he was just soooo upset
that he went right to bed. And pulled the Blanket over his head so
nobody could see him laying there in his shame.

But have no fear, Dirty Dolan will return. He's been here four times
today... (isn't there something about a dog returning to his vomit?)

So, don't despair, old Dirty Mouth Dolan will be here tomorrow and
tomorrow and tomorrow to tell us how a bicycle actually has a wheel
(two of them, although I'm not sure he has tumbled to that yet)

But, as the Good Book says, "Yea, as a dog returns to its vomit, so a
fool repeats his foolishness" and thus Dolan will return..

--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 20th 16 12:54 AM

The Great?
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 06:23:08 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

What follows is JohnB.(Bull****ter) describing himself, but who for? I
think
he must like to read his own words, since I can't imagine anyone else
reading him. I simply check to see in the most cursory way if there is any
content, and when I don’t find any, it is into the trash with him and his
words.

All must be deleted since it constitutes nothing but bull****.
[...]

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head
to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering
from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


And here is Dolan (the great?) and once again the halls are filled

with "context". You see, Old Dooley is a real Context Lover. Yes Sir,
Context.

Following bull**** deleted since it is as always just more of the same
JohnB.(Bull****ter).
[...]

However, since the context of this newsgroup is unimportant to you, why not
spend some time deciphering the following into common English. Then you will
have a description of yourself that is in the context that you prefer,
namely self loathing.

"You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill."

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


John B.[_6_] June 20th 16 05:05 AM

The Great?
 
On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 18:54:27 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 06:23:08 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..
[...]

What follows is JohnB.(Bull****ter) describing himself, but who for? I
think
he must like to read his own words, since I can't imagine anyone else
reading him. I simply check to see in the most cursory way if there is any
content, and when I dont find any, it is into the trash with him and his
words.

All must be deleted since it constitutes nothing but bull****.
[...]

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head
to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering
from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


And here is Dolan (the great?) and once again the halls are filled

with "context". You see, Old Dooley is a real Context Lover. Yes Sir,
Context.

Following bull**** deleted since it is as always just more of the same
JohnB.(Bull****ter).
[...]

However, since the context of this newsgroup is unimportant to you, why not
spend some time deciphering the following into common English. Then you will
have a description of yourself that is in the context that you prefer,
namely self loathing.

"You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill."

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


Good Lord! He's back.... I suppose that he couldn't stay away from all
his admirers. And he has discovered that mountain bikes have Wheels!
Isn't that amazing?

But I'm beginning to have doubts about old Dolly. I am beginning to
suspect that he is only a verbal warrior. All smoke and no fire, as it
were.

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the
good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was
caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.*

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want
to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals
of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if
news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Are we looking at a feeble old man who can no longer trust himself to
navigate the wooded paths or just a "blow-hard" who loves the sound of
his own voice but is too timid to take action himself

In short is Dolan a fake? One who is loud and virulent in words and
cowardly when it is time to act?
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 20th 16 12:22 PM

The Biking-Hiking Wars
 
"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

Usual bull**** deleted. I don’t even have to read it anymore to recognize
it.
[...]

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the

good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

Nope, wrong on all counts, but how typical of those who support mountain
biking to lie about simple facts that anyone can look up.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was

caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.

I can see that I shall have to start posting hundreds of articles about how
mountain bikers create illegal trails in order to demonstrate their criminal
mentality.

By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm just in case
they are threatened by these criminal mountain bikers.

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want

to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

Ideally a few justified killings of mountain bikers on the trail by hikers
might clarify things as to whom has the right to these trails. It would
certainly make the land managers sit up and take notice.

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals

of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

Ed Dolan the Great, along with the Great Mike Vandeman, do our fighting in
other ways.

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if

news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Posting to a bicycle newsgroup is a form of action that even a dunce like
you should acknowledge.

Following **** deleted
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



John B.[_6_] June 21st 16 02:38 AM

The Biking-Hiking Wars
 
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 06:22:31 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

Usual bull**** deleted. I dont even have to read it anymore to recognize
it.
[...]

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the

good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

Nope, wrong on all counts, but how typical of those who support mountain
biking to lie about simple facts that anyone can look up.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was

caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.

I can see that I shall have to start posting hundreds of articles about how
mountain bikers create illegal trails in order to demonstrate their criminal
mentality.

By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm just in case
they are threatened by these criminal mountain bikers.

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want

to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

Ideally a few justified killings of mountain bikers on the trail by hikers
might clarify things as to whom has the right to these trails. It would
certainly make the land managers sit up and take notice.

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals

of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

Ed Dolan the Great, along with the Great Mike Vandeman, do our fighting in
other ways.

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if

news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Posting to a bicycle newsgroup is a form of action that even a dunce like
you should acknowledge.

Following **** deleted
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


By Gorry, old Doodles is certainly quick on the trigger with his
frantic mouthing's. Why, he actually stayed up until after 10 P.M. to
pen his screed of denial. But, alas, it was just another notification
that bicycles have wheels.

One has to give old Doodles credit though, he has found that bicycles
have wheels and has spent many dreary hours at the computer to advise
everyone of this astonishing discovery. Good for you Drooly!

But astonishing for someone who is so violent in his hatred of
bicycles he seems to have taken such a surprisingly long time to
analyze them. Why, the discovery of the wheels undoubtedly required
days, if not years, of study and contemplation to accurately assess.

And, all else aside, his recent post seems to be a simple denial of
reality. After all, although he has for years and years been damning
in his announcements of the two wheel menace, the only evidence that
he has actually done something, an overt act, to deny these demon
machines the right of access to public property, is to describe his
speaking firmly to a MTB rider, who apparently ignored him and his
subsequent reporting of this feat to some sort of enforcement agent.
Who, apparently also ignored him... even after he described his
"speaking harshly" to the cyclist.

As an aside, given his filthy mouth and his penchant for using foul
language, it is truly amazing that the bicycle rider didn't punch him
in the nose.

So essentially what we have is a filthy mouth individual proclaiming
the dangers of the demon riders in loud and profane language while
never doing anything physical to achieve his ends.

Perhaps rather than "Ed, the Great" a more descriptive sobriquet might
be "Ed, the Craven".

Lord! It must be dishearten to have ranted and raved against these
infernal machines for all these years... and no one listened. Sort of
a "fart in a hurricane" sort of thing.
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 22nd 16 04:54 AM

The Biking-Hiking Wars
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 06:22:31 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

Usual bull**** deleted. I don’t even have to read it anymore to recognize
it.
[...]

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the

good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

Nope, wrong on all counts, but how typical of those who support mountain
biking to lie about simple facts that anyone can look up.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was

caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.

I can see that I shall have to start posting hundreds of articles about how
mountain bikers create illegal trails in order to demonstrate their
criminal
mentality.

By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm just in case
they are threatened by these criminal mountain bikers.

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want

to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

Ideally a few justified killings of mountain bikers on the trail by hikers
might clarify things as to whom has the right to these trails. It would
certainly make the land managers sit up and take notice.

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals

of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

Ed Dolan the Great, along with the Great Mike Vandeman, do our fighting in
other ways.

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if

news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Posting to a bicycle newsgroup is a form of action that even a dunce like
you should acknowledge.

Following **** deleted
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


Post content or get lost!
[...]

--
cheers,


John B.


Take your "cheers" and shove it up your ass, you god damn dumb ****ing
moron.

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid
to read. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than
reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as
such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect
rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother;

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a
wig to hide the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn
to control the slobbering. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not
yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast
expanse.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? Wouldn't
clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the
gobbledygook in there?

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple,
asshole.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



John B.[_6_] June 22nd 16 08:29 AM

The Biking-Hiking Wars
 
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 22:54:59 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 06:22:31 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..
[...]

Usual bull**** deleted. I dont even have to read it anymore to recognize
it.
[...]

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the

good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

Nope, wrong on all counts, but how typical of those who support mountain
biking to lie about simple facts that anyone can look up.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was

caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.

I can see that I shall have to start posting hundreds of articles about how
mountain bikers create illegal trails in order to demonstrate their
criminal
mentality.

By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm just in case
they are threatened by these criminal mountain bikers.

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want

to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

Ideally a few justified killings of mountain bikers on the trail by hikers
might clarify things as to whom has the right to these trails. It would
certainly make the land managers sit up and take notice.

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals

of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

Ed Dolan the Great, along with the Great Mike Vandeman, do our fighting in
other ways.

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if

news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Posting to a bicycle newsgroup is a form of action that even a dunce like
you should acknowledge.

Following **** deleted
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


Post content or get lost!
[...]

--
cheers,


John B.


Take your "cheers" and shove it up your ass, you god damn dumb ****ing
moron.

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid
to read. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than
reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as
such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect
rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother;

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a
wig to hide the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn
to control the slobbering. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not
yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast
expanse.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? Wouldn't
clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the
gobbledygook in there?

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple,
asshole.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


My goodness Eddie, but you are up late this evening, nearly 11 PM.
Didn't your mother ever tell you that, "early to bed and early to rise
makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise"?

But, I guess that she didn't as you seem to have fallen by the wayside
on all counts. Ah well, it wasn't for poor folks rich people wouldn't
be called rich and if it weren't for stupid people the wise would just
be average. So I suppose that you and your ilk do benefit mankind, in
a sort of left handed manner.

But, "Content, Content" he cries. Well O.K.

Lets see, "content" according to Eddie seems to be:

"Take your "cheers" and shove it up your ass, you god damn dumb
****ing moron."
"Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole."
"By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm..."

Goodness Eddie, do you think that I would descend to your level? I
mean really?

Sorry, Ed but I just can't do it. You see my parents brought me up
properly so I would feel very awkward slobbering filth to demonstrate
my manliness.

I suspect that you do understand just poorly you do the manly
department. After all we can all see how dirty you talk to convince
others that you are really Big, Bad, Dirty talking, Eddie..

Someone wrote that "Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to
express itself forcibly", and others have said, "people only swear
because their vocabulary is limited." And, you know what? Those folks
knew what they were talking about and there you stand to prove it.

Perhaps if you changed your nom de plume (pen name) to something like
"Filthy Eddie" or maybe "Foulmouthed Eddie" it might help people to
understand you.

But, as Filthy Eddie says, "Bicycles have wheels". One assumes that in
the next lesson he will reveal the Law of Gravity.
--
cheers,

John B.


EdwardDolan June 22nd 16 11:23 AM

The Biking-Hiking Wars
 
"John B." wrote in message
...

On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 22:54:59 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

Usual bull**** deleted. I don’t even have to read it anymore to recognize
it.
[...]

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the

good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

Nope, wrong on all counts, but how typical of those who support mountain
biking to lie about simple facts that anyone can look up.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was

caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.

I can see that I shall have to start posting hundreds of articles about
how
mountain bikers create illegal trails in order to demonstrate their
criminal
mentality.

By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm just in case
they are threatened by these criminal mountain bikers.

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want

to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

Ideally a few justified killings of mountain bikers on the trail by hikers
might clarify things as to whom has the right to these trails. It would
certainly make the land managers sit up and take notice.

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals

of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

Ed Dolan the Great, along with the Great Mike Vandeman, do our fighting in
other ways.

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if

news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Posting to a bicycle newsgroup is a form of action that even a dunce like
you should acknowledge.

Following **** deleted
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


Post content or get lost!
[...]

--
cheers,


John B.


Take your "cheers" and shove it up your ass, you god damn dumb ****ing
moron.

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid
to read. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than
reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as
such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect
rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother;

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear
a
wig to hide the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and
learn
to control the slobbering. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not
yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast
expanse.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? Wouldn't
clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the
gobbledygook in there?

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple,
asshole.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


My goodness Eddie, but you are up late this evening, nearly 11 PM.

Didn't your mother ever tell you that, "early to bed and early to rise
makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise"?

I still don't see any content. Post content or get lost!
[...]

--
cheers,


John B.


Take your "cheers" and shove it up your ass, you god damn dumb ****ing
moron.

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid
to read. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than
reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as
such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect
rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother;

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a
wig to hide the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn
to control the slobbering. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not
yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast
expanse.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? Wouldn't
clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the
gobbledygook in there?

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple,
asshole.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan July 8th 16 03:24 AM

The Biking-Hiking Wars
 
It warms the cockles of my heart to see hikers and other civilized folks
striking back at the mountain biker hoodlums.

"Shocking sabotage of Irish biking event could have killed, organisers say

13:17, 3 Jul 2016
By Chris Kilpatrick

Competitors can hit speeds of up to 40mph - but logs, rocks and string were
discovered on the track were discovered just a day before the event

String seen tied between trees

Organisers of a mountain biking event in Ireland have said there could have
been "serious injuries, if not a fatality" had logs, rocks and string strewn
across a track not been spotted ahead of the race.

Competitors in the First Tracks Enduro Cup race taking place in Kilbroney
Park at Rostrevor, Co Down can hit speeds of up to 40mph and marshals
discovered the items just a day before the event.

Marshals found the items yesterday and say string was tied at head height
between some trees.

A race organiser told Belfast Live: "It is so dangerous.

"It was premeditated as the items used were not items normal walkers would
usually carry.

"If it hadn't been spotted there would almost certainly have been serious
injuries, if not a fatality."

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


EdwardDolan July 10th 16 05:03 AM

The Biking-Hiking Wars
 
All mountain bikers are scum even if they are not punching out 14 year old
girl hikers. They are scum because they are where they are not wanted and
doing what is not wanted - riding a bike on trails designed and meant for
hikers.

"http://www.dailytribune.com/general-news/20160707/deputies-searching-for-man-who-allegedly-punched-14-year-old-girl-on-paint-creek-trail

Deputies searching for man who allegedly punched 14-year-old girl on
Paint Creek Trail

The suspect in the alleged assault of a 14-year-old girl was driving
a red mountain bike, similar to the one pictured here. Officials did
not share the make and model of the suspect's bike. Photo by
Wikimedia Commons user Victorvandenberg.

By John Turk, , @jrturk on Twitter

Posted: 07/07/16, 12:11 PM EDT | Updated: 1 hr ago

Detectives are looking for a man who allegedly punched a 14-year-old
girl after getting knocked down while biking on the Paint Creek
Trail, officials said.

Oakland County Sheriff's deputies at 10:33 a.m. Saturday, July 2,
were sent to the 700 block of Markdale Avenue to investigate a report
of an assault that happened on the popular biking trail.

Investigators learned that a 14-year-old girl was walking along the
trail with three other children when a man riding a red mountain bike
approached them from behind.

The children moved to the left side of the trail to let the bicyclist
pass them, but he accidentally ran into the 14-year-old, crashing and
falling off his bike, the girl told officers.

"The rider became angry and was yelling at the girl," authorities
said in a prepared statement. "He then struck her on the left arm
with a closed fist. He acted as though he was going to strike her
again, but stopped and yelled at her to run."

After getting the report, deputies searched the Paint Creek Trail and
nearby parking lots for the man, but could not find him. Deputies
will now be conducting extra patrols on the trail, and additional
bike patrols will also continue.

Investigators are now looking for the man and are asking for the
public's help identifying him.

The suspect is described as a white or Hispanic man who is 5-foot-3
and about 50 years old with grey hair.

The man was riding a red mountain bike, had a yellow bandana on his
head, and was in a white shirt that had blue and black lettering with
black biking shorts. He was also wearing sunglasses with a rearview
mirror, deputies said.

Anyone with information about the man or the incident is asked to
call the Oakland County Sheriff's Office tip line at 1-888-TURN-1-IN."

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota



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