Cold, wet, stoopid
 

As I was tying the the waste paper into bundles this morning, and it
really is this morning, I swear I'll send this post today, Thursday 6
November 2019.

As I was tying up the waste paper, I noticed an advertising slogan:
"Cold, wet, stoopid".

This is very seasonal. If you get cold and wet, it won't be long
before you are stupid.

And if nobody who is warm, dry, and alert sees you, it won't be many
hours before you are dead.

--
joy beeson at comcast dot net
http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/
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