Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in onlya Conspiracy?
 

Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.

If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So
the only true Christians are the cyclists!

Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy...

"Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the
earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that
Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and
importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we
know it today."1

http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php

(That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to
spread the good news)


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In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid
to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey,
ladies can be tough too!)

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesusin only a Conspiracy?
 

ComandanteBanana wrote:
Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.

If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So
the only true Christians are the cyclists!

Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy...

"Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the
earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that
Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and
importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we
know it today."1

http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php

(That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to
spread the good news)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid
to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey,
ladies can be tough too!)

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution


So what is your point?

I might hit the road after Mass this AM but it was not my week to preach
so maybe I can go over next week homily on the ride

--
Deacon Mark Cleary
Epiphany Roman Catholic Church

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in only a Conspiracy?
 

"Mark Cleary" wrote in message
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ComandanteBanana wrote:
Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.

If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So
the only true Christians are the cyclists!

Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy...

"Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the
earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that
Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and
importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we
know it today."1

http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php

(That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to
spread the good news)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid
to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey,
ladies can be tough too!)

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution


So what is your point?

No point at all. CB wouldn't know the Emperor Constantine from the Emperor
Augustus. And what he knows about Jesus you could put in a thimble with room
to spare. However, I think maybe he does know a little bit about cycling and
bicycles.

I might hit the road after Mass this AM but it was not my week to preach
so maybe I can go over next week homily on the ride

I wasn't aware that anyone ever went to church anymore. But with a name like
Cleary, you are quite right to keep the faith!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus in only a Conspiracy?
 

In article ,
Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesusin only a Conspiracy?
 

Tim McNamara wrote:
In article ,
Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling.

--
Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
Celebrity culture is an opposite of community, informing us
that these few nonsense-heads matter but that the rest of
us do not. - Jay Griffiths

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus inonly a Conspiracy?
 

On Aug 23, 11:10*am, Mark Cleary wrote:
ComandanteBanana wrote:
Jesus and bikes... what an obvious mix.

If Jesus wanted to come to suffer again, he'd come as a cyclist. So
the only true Christians are the cyclists!

Any other Jesus is the product of a conspiracy...

"Nobody is saying Christ was a fraud, or denying that He walked the
earth and inspired millions to better lives. All we are saying is that
Constantine took advantage of Christ's substantial influence and
importance. And in doing so, he shaped the face of Christianity as we
know it today."1

http://www.y-jesus.com/monalisa.php

(That's it, no more preaching for today. Now go and hit the road to
spread the good news)

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In a land where SUVs rule, it may seem counterintuitive or even stupid
to ride a bike... But a man gotta do, what a man gotta do. (Hey,
ladies can be tough too!)

*http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

So what is your point?

I might hit the road after Mass this AM but it was not my week to preach
so maybe I can go over next week homily on the ride

--
Deacon Mark Cleary * * * * * * *
Epiphany Roman Catholic Church- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

My point? Practice what you preach! ;)

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus inonly a Conspiracy?
 

On Aug 23, 11:57*am, Tim McNamara wrote:
In article ,
*Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

Not to me, sucker, to the cause!

I don't know why "Tim and Tom" have the intelligence of a monkey. ;)

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus inonly a Conspiracy?
 

On Aug 23, 12:04*pm, Tom Sherman °_°
wrote:
Tim McNamara wrote:
In article ,
*Mark Cleary wrote:

ComandanteBanana wrote:

snip the usual drivel

So what is your point?

ComandanteBanana is a troll and his point is to get people to pay
attention to him.

I disagree. ComandanteBanana's goal is to scare people away from cycling.

--
Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
Celebrity culture is an opposite of community, informing us
that these few nonsense-heads matter but that the rest of
us do not. - Jay Griffiths

There you go... After Tim it was Tom turn.

Wild shots like monkeys punching keyboards.

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus inonly a Conspiracy?
 

If it weren't so far-fetched that Jesus ever came to America, I'd
agree that the only true Christians are the Mormons.

At least the preach on bike. ;)

Are we cyclists the only true Christians and any other Jesus inonly a Conspiracy?
 

If it weren't so far-fetched that Jesus ever came to America, I'd
agree that the only true Christians are the Mormons.

At least they preach on bike. ;)