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TM May 26th 04 02:16 AM

Another Fascinating Abusive Email from a Typical Mountain Biker
 

"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
...

Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic upheaval,
migration of continental land masses, sea bottoms and land areas swapping
places, a cataclysmic event that extinguished 90% of the life on earth,

and a
World War with a nuclear finale may have an outside chance of surviving

the
onslaught of the demonic mountain bike?


Thanks for sharing. That's funny!



Big Daddy May 26th 04 03:04 AM

STOP PLATE TECTONICS!!!!!
 
"Mike Vandeman" puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again:

Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic upheaval,
migration of continental land masses...


Plate Tectonics is the number one cause of earthquakes, volcanoes, and tidal
waves. Most importantly, plate tectonics is the driving force behind the
creation of mountains... and we all know what comes after mountains -
MOUTAIN BIKERS. Clearly the root of all evil lies in the tectonic forces
underneath the earths crust. The devil himself lives in these parts
folks. What more can be said.

Why don't geologists get it????

I'm working on a stopping tectonic forces from causing further damage.
Don't you want to help? www.neurotics.com



di May 26th 04 04:10 AM

STOP PLATE TECTONICS!!!!!
 

"Big Daddy" wrote in message
...
"Mike Vandeman" puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose

again:

Don't you think that a planet that has recovered
quite nicely thank you from several ice ages, constant tectonic

upheaval,
migration of continental land masses...


Plate Tectonics is the number one cause of earthquakes, volcanoes, and

tidal
waves. Most importantly, plate tectonics is the driving force behind the
creation of mountains... and we all know what comes after mountains -
MOUTAIN BIKERS. Clearly the root of all evil lies in the tectonic forces
underneath the earths crust. The devil himself lives in these parts
folks. What more can be said.


LIAR!! :)



angotja May 27th 04 06:30 AM

Another Fascinating Abusive Email from a Typical Mountain Biker
 
How easily we take offense to the {mindless and hilarious} banterin
of others


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Stephen Baker May 27th 04 12:09 PM

Another Fascinating Abusive Email from a Typical Mountain Biker
 
angotja says:

How easily we take offense to the {mindless and hilarious} bantering
of others!


Yeah? Well - 4Q.

;-)


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