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Forum: UK April 4th 11, 09:08 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 44
Views: 934
Posted By Peter Keller
You are not even safe from dangerous motorists inside a pub.

On Mon, 04 Apr 2011 08:12:32 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:



Idiot.

idiot? It really is a grrreat honour to be idiotted by the Meds.
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 09:07 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 5
Views: 276
Posted By Peter Keller
You are not even safe from dangerous asteroids on an island.

On Mon, 04 Apr 2011 08:20:41 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

Cyclists had better watch out next time you go to an island in Estonia.

Best stay away from the beach..

Kaali is a group of...
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 08:56 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 118
Views: 3,235
Posted By Peter Keller
My ebike is legal!

On Mon, 04 Apr 2011 07:18:03 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote:

Doug wrote:
On Apr 3, 8:30 am, "Mrcheerful" wrote:
Doug wrote:
On Apr 3, 2:12 am, thirty-six...
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 08:38 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 59
Views: 1,414
Posted By Peter Keller
it is strange, one rule for car drivers, another for cyclists

On Mon, 04 Apr 2011 08:23:12 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:



Nice of you to confirm that a push bike is a non viable form of
transport & inherently unsafe.

A push bike is a viable form of...
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 02:26 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Replies: 19
Views: 439
Posted By Peter Keller
Very interesting, and worth cross-posting, I think ..

On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 09:06:56 +0000, Adrian wrote:

Derek C gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

And how do car rallies Â*improve road...
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 02:23 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 43
Views: 1,448
Posted By Peter Keller
trespassing cyclists cause damage and injury

On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 10:05:46 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:




It does indeed. Notice how the cyclo****s

Now that is a thought. ****s going in circles and squeezing
simultaneously from...
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 02:13 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 72
Views: 917
Posted By Peter Keller
Oxons speed cameras back on.

On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 15:25:17 +0100, Judith wrote:




So you can find no reliable evidence that wearing cycle helmets improves
safety in practice?

That's one of Porky's little piglets...
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 02:09 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 118
Views: 3,235
Posted By Peter Keller
My ebike is legal!

On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 09:54:08 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

On 03/04/2011 08:54, Peter Keller wrote:
On Sat, 02 Apr 2011 19:25:51 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

On 02/04/2011...
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 01:39 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 59
Views: 1,414
Posted By Peter Keller
it is strange, one rule for car drivers, another for cyclists

On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 20:04:21 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:


Which part of "The cost of repairing the railings" didn't you understand
you thick ****?

Oh oh make mine extra thick, warm and...
Forum: UK April 4th 11, 01:37 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 59
Views: 1,414
Posted By Peter Keller
it is strange, one rule for car drivers, another for cyclists

On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 11:08:09 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:


A posting by a well known complete ****ing idiot - ****** Lee.

It certainly is an honour to be ****ing idiotted by the Meds



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Forum: UK April 4th 11, 01:34 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 59
Views: 1,414
Posted By Peter Keller
it is strange, one rule for car drivers, another for cyclists

On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 23:28:38 +0100, Judith wrote:



Feel free to point out what was actually wrong with the railings such
that they were "at fault" in any way.

I assume that you have...
Forum: UK April 3rd 11, 09:09 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving
Replies: 19
Views: 439
Posted By Peter Keller
Very interesting, and worth cross-posting, I think ..

On Sat, 02 Apr 2011 06:01:02 -0700, Derek C wrote:

On Apr 2, 1:28Â*pm, Judith wrote:
On 2 Apr 2011 11:23:19 GMT, "Paul - xxx"
...
Forum: UK April 3rd 11, 09:00 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 72
Views: 917
Posted By Peter Keller
Oxons speed cameras back on.

On Sat, 02 Apr 2011 21:36:15 +0100, Judith wrote:



What a ****.

I really do love ****s. They are so warm, enveloping, cuddly, wriggling
and moist. Lead me to them!!

Forum: UK April 3rd 11, 08:54 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 118
Views: 3,235
Posted By Peter Keller
My ebike is legal!

On Sat, 02 Apr 2011 19:25:51 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

On 02/04/2011 08:18, Peter Keller wrote:
On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 19:40:17 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

On 01/04/2011...
Forum: UK April 3rd 11, 08:45 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 23
Views: 552
Posted By Peter Keller
How worn are my rims?

On Sat, 02 Apr 2011 21:44:40 +0100, Judith wrote:



Indeed Porky, Ravin, and Simples are here just to have the **** taken
out of them.

There is a single median nostril and the eyes are...
Forum: UK April 3rd 11, 08:41 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 13
Views: 605
Posted By Peter Keller
crackdown on speeding drivers has been a success

On Sat, 02 Apr 2011 13:34:33 +0100, Judith wrote:




It helps to show that you are a ****wit.

It is indeed a great honour to be ****witted by that judith thing.

Next in line will be the...
Forum: UK April 3rd 11, 08:37 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 6
Views: 233
Posted By Peter Keller
Aaaaaahhh, we were friends once

On Sat, 02 Apr 2011 21:42:03 +0100, Judith wrote:


You are indeed the knob Porky.

hagfish primitive marine fish of the order Cyclostomata, or jawless
fishes (see cyclostome ), of worldwide...
Forum: UK April 2nd 11, 08:18 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 118
Views: 3,235
Posted By Peter Keller
My ebike is legal!

On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 19:40:17 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

On 01/04/2011 10:23, Doug wrote:
Even if it isn't I am covered by this and my supplier is therefore
responsible should the...
Forum: UK April 2nd 11, 07:51 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 13
Views: 605
Posted By Peter Keller
crackdown on speeding drivers has been a success

On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 19:46:09 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:


The numbers don't matter idiot, that "residents complained they were
sick of cyclists breaking the law" matters.

Idiot? It is...
Forum: UK April 1st 11, 12:35 PM Posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
Replies: 212
Views: 3,354
Posted By Peter Keller
There should be a law against ramming.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:36:57 -0700, Doug wrote:

What you fail to realise spothead,

Spothead? What does that have to do with the price of hagfish?



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67.4% of statistics are made up.
Forum: UK April 1st 11, 12:30 PM Posted to uk.net.news.moderation,uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 4
Views: 315
Posted By Peter Keller
Confused about URCM in UNNM

On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:56:26 -0700, Nuxx Bar wrote:

On Apr 1, 8:41Â*am, Peter Keller wrote:
On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 09:54:10 +0100, Judith wrote:

No, no no, Â* - Â*please...
Forum: UK April 1st 11, 09:01 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 88
Views: 1,605
Posted By Peter Keller
More cyclists being put at risk.

On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 09:42:02 +0100, Judith wrote:



Ho, ho ho, - what a tosser.

From the arithmetic lady. You add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide
attention, and multiply ignorance.
Forum: UK April 1st 11, 08:53 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 65
Views: 1,372
Posted By Peter Keller
Last night's Critical Mass ride.

On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:32:46 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:


In my considerable motoring experience I would say most are tolerant &
patient. Unless being deliberately obstructed by a bunch...
Forum: UK April 1st 11, 08:52 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 65
Views: 1,372
Posted By Peter Keller
Last night's Critical Mass ride.

On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:34:02 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:

On 31/03/2011 09:35, Doug wrote:


Clearly it is illegal to not give way to traffic on a roundabout. But
of course many...
Forum: UK April 1st 11, 08:51 AM Posted to uk.rec.cycling
Replies: 65
Views: 1,372
Posted By Peter Keller
Last night's Critical Mass ride.

On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 16:26:20 +0100, Rob Morley wrote:

On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 09:45:05 +0100
Judith wrote:

On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 20:46:37 +0100, Phil W Lee...
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