On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 8:33:19 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see
them coming.

I spotted a car blocking the footpath on our walk home from the local
garage today. I accidentally barged into its offside door mirror.

IT HAD A FPN STUCK TO ITS WINDSCREEN!

(((APPLAUSE))).

Offside?

The opposite of nearside.
It was blocking the footpath and so I had to walk into the road.