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Old July 16th 11, 01:55 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc
T°m Sherm@n
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Default OT - Why Denmark is Better Than Texas

On 7/15/2011 12:55 AM, Çhâlõ Çólîñã wrote:
Tจm Shermขn wrote:
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Denmark has the much superior climate 9 months out of the year.


Whatever, dude. I could have stayed in Seattle after almost six years
there. The NW climate was a deal breaker, and the Austin, Texas
climate was the incentive to move back home.

Note the qualifier "9 months out of the year". Danish winters are dark
and damp.

How sad it is to live in a place where your body can never cleanse out
its accumulated grease, varnish, gums, mineral deposits, uncashed
checks, weakly founded superstitions, minced oaths, and termites,
simply because it never gets hot enough to melt these blights
away!

Why in the world would Scandinavians have their sauna if not for a
deep primal longing to be Texans? Answer me that.
[...]


Saunas are rare in Denmark - they are more a Finnish and Swedish thing.

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