Sepp Ruf writes:

Tim McNamara wrote:

As Paul Desmond said- "This is the way the world ends, not with a whim
but a banker."

A real banker doesn't have any idea how to properly use an umbrella.
A real cyclists hangs on to his bike no matter what.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6135669/Shocking-moment-hooded-thug-punches-floored-cyclist-face.html

Why carry an umbrella at all if you're not prepared to smack somebody
with it?

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