On 11/01/2016 15:09, John Smith wrote:

Mrcheerful wrote:

She was walking in Alton Park Road on Thursday, December 24, when a
young cyclist rode past her on the pavement at speed.

Investigating officer Pc Angela Finn said: “This gave her a shock and
she shook her head in disapproval.

Translation: she gave him a mouthful.

Even if true, only an outright nutter could consider it worse than
cycling on the footway or assault.