Don't know about the local dialect in WA but I've overheard witty
phrases in Victoria dealing with implantation of bar ends, d locks,
QR's & associated bike components into various bodily orifices.
You hang round with some strange people . . .
My then gf once implanted her U-Lock into a Saab convertible's offside
front indicator after beery businessman in passenger seat felt the need
to go the grope at some traffic lights. Plenty of cars to hide among in
M "that's my gal!" H