Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:
In umpteen years of cycling I have fallen from my bike to the ground
exactly twice: once when something got lodged in the front wheel,
which sent me headfirst into the ground (no helmet, survived OK); the
other was when I hit a diesel slick on the 'bent and went down on my
arse (missing my head by 3ft).

..... but still landing on your brains! (:-)

pk