"Mrcheerful" wrote
On 16/10/2013 09:11, TMS320 wrote:
"Mrcheerful" wrote

The man was injured following a collision with a cyclist on an
underground
path in Chapel Road, Worthing, at 5pm tonight.

The pedestrian is said to have suffered significant injuries and the
cyclist did not stop at the scene to offer any assistance.

The pedestrian probably moved into the cyclist's way as an attempted
mugging. When it goes wrong he goes to the police in the hope of getting
compo.

Must be time for your pills.

I've obviously picked up your disease.