B. Lafferty wrote:

A couple of us a planning to do a local Tour de Drugs wearing jerseys of
known doping teams. Between us we have Gewiss, Mercatone Uno, Festina,
Postal and a couple more. We're going to head for a climb averaging around
9% and see how long we can maintain a climbing speed of 25kph. :-)

Paging Marlene Blanshay, if you care to see another pack of
bearded guys on bents ...