"Stephen!" wrote in message
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BrianNZ wrote in :
God god man, you could have shaved! You obviously aren't one of those
new age 'back, sac & crack' wax guys......
To tell ya the truth, it ain't mine.
Thats what they all say....... 
Really... I tried. You ever try to take a picture of yer own asshole?
It ain't as easy as it sounds...
Butt if you can and the lighting is perfect, the focus just how you want
it...then it's art not an asshole!