On 24/12/2012 17:44, Luke Moore wrote:
John Benn wrote:

"Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message
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Just to be helpful, I thought I'd post a list of useful pressies for any
cycling chums;

Deodorant - for putting on after you get to work sweating like a pig.

"Dog **** scraper" - for cleaning the tyres before taking bike in to
bed-room.

"A Personality" (NB This is not a book)

Large bag of walnuts - known to increase sperm count.

Tube of Germoloids - for treating the Chalfonts.

Viagra - to help with their erectile problems.

Inflatable sex doll - cyclists are unlikely to succeed with real women.

Copy of the book "Logic for Dummies".

Book on social skills.

Copy of The Highway Code.

Ishihara Color Test - to ensure they can actually see red lights.

Have I missed anything?
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Home brew kits and lots of paracetamol for the next day.

Plus, appropriate t-shirt:

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/bike_shirt_l...54645499393000

This one is more appropriate for cyclists;
http://www.zazzle.co.uk/nerd_shirt-235119770796043104

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Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."