On May 22, 6:05 am, John Everett
Never fall in love with an inanimate object...it won't love you back!

I've had girlfriends like that in the past :-/

But wait a minute, as a cyclist you think bikes are inanimate?
Careful, your bike will hear you and you'll have a spate of punctures
this week. They're spiteful like that (or are we back to my past
relationships again?)


Graeme