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Old June 15th 16, 03:10 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
John B.[_6_]
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On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 08:14:38 -0500, "EdwardDolan"

"John B." wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 03:19:16 -0500, "EdwardDolan"

"John B." wrote in message
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Of course you deleted it.

Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.


Decipher this:

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Ohoooo Doodles! You are so masterful.

But, tell us, does your mommy let you talk that way around the house?
Or can you only write it, furtively, on your computer?

"Mountain bikes have wheels"? Good Lord man. Haven't you figured it
out yet? "Bike" is a contraction of the word "bicycle" and "bi" is a
synonym for "two" and "cycles" is, again a synonym, for circle, or in
this case "wheel".

Thus a reasonably well educated person would immediately grasp the
fact that a "bike", or bicycle, has two wheels; and a unicycle has one
and (amazing as it may be) a tricycle has three.

But you've not tumbled to the fact in many years now. Tell us, have
you learned to tie your own shoes? Or is mommy still helping you?

John B.


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