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Old July 10th 16, 04:52 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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Default The high cost of mountain biking!

"John B." wrote in message

On Thu, 7 Jul 2016 21:09:13 -0500, "EdwardDolan"

PS: Total time to compose this reply - 1 minute.

Well, greetings Dooley. Sorry to ignore you for the past days but

then, you are rather ignoble.

But, I see you have been busy in my absence I see your fevered reply

to my missive and one bouquet from News and the rest appear to be
Dooley replying to Dooley. Talking to one's self, as it were. Do you
do that a lot?

No one knows who is and who isn't reading these posts, most especially an
idiot like you.

I mean, we all know about your sexual preferences, not that we

actually applaud the "small boys" antics but there you are. Different
strokes for different folks, as someone said.

"The only dumb faggot here is yourself." - Ed Dolan

But this talking to your self? Well, it just isn't the thing to do you

know. I mean wandering down the street mumbling to your self and
drooling down your shirt front? Just not the thing to do, you know.
Perhaps if you could see your way clear to do just one. You could
mumble without drooling, or maybe drool without mumbling. Perhaps not
really "the thing" in the best of society, but out there. lurking in
the bushes....

"The only dumb faggot here is yourself." - Ed Dolan

What you really should is to get a box and go down there in front of

City Hall. Put the box on the corner and mount up and tell the world
about them big, bad, bicycles, with all them wheels (Goodness, but
they are greedy, why, they got two each, the greedy scoundrels).

"The only dumb faggot here is yourself." - Ed Dolan

See, down there i front of the government people there is no doubt

that someone will listen to you and you WILL get your message out
where everyone will hear it.

"The only dumb faggot here is yourself." - Ed Dolan

But you got to remember Dooley, you can't mumble. No, you have to

speak out in a big voice. Be assertive, show them folks how erudite
you really are.

"The only dumb faggot here is yourself." - Ed Dolan

But while it is said that "great public speakers are born not made"

still it might be wise to practice a bit before the big day.

The only one talking to himself is you.

O.K., now step down off the box, a few deep breaths to recover, maybe

a towel to wipe the fevered brow. And do it again. Keep practicing
until you get it letter perfect. Don't be shy Dooley, Man! you gonna
be da man!

"The only one talking to himself is you." - Ed Dolan

Then Monday morning, down to the main square and up on your box. Don't

be shy now since as they "say early to rise" and all that. Say 06:00.
Oh yes, be sure to use "army" talk. Use the military time system and
talk about tactical this and tactics that. It'll make you look strong
and powerful, and manly.

"The only one talking to himself is you." - Ed Dolan

(yes I know, "manly" isn't really your thing but do it anyway. You can

"come out", as it were, after you are famous)

"The only dumb faggot here is yourself." - Ed Dolan

Yes Sir, Dooley , you can be a legend in your own time. My goodness,

if you had an axe and a cow you could call yourself Paul, instead of

"The only dumb faggot here is yourself." - Ed Dolan



John B.

Take your "cheers" and shoved it up your ass, you dumb ****ing moron.

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid
to read. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than
reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as
such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect
rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother;

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a
wig to hide the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn
to control the slobbering. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not
yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? Wouldn't
clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the
gobbledygook in there?

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple,

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota

PS: Time measured for this post - 1 minute.


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