On Monday, December 3, 2012 12:02:03 AM UTC-8, Pete Puma wrote:
Mike Vandeman wrote:



Hmmm. Smart enough to diagnose his injuries, but not smart enough to avoid

them? Mountain bikers are such IDIOTS!



Mike





http://www.cknw.com/news/vancouver/s...spx?ID=1829269



MD survives mountain bike crash

SUMAS/CKNW(AM980)

Marcella Bernardo

11/28/2012



Rescue crews had to get creative tracking down a mountain biker who

crashed on Sumas Mountain Wednesday afternoon.



The man used his cell phone to call for help, but when firefighters from

Abbotsford arrived, they couldn't find him.



Assistant Fire Chief Dave Rivett says they sounded sirens until they got

close enough for him to call them again, "It wasn't that tricky to get him

off the mountain. Our main concern was that he definitely had a back

injury and also, he was hypothermic by the time we were able to get to

him. So, getting him packaged and getting him down, getting him medivaced

out by helicopter was the important thing."



The man's name hasn't been released, but he's a Doctor, so he was able to

self-diagnose his injuries.



Well, I suppose a diagnosis for MV would also be appropriate, by a qualified

psychiatrist, but in the meantime, if you'd like to contribute to the "Get

Mike Vandeman Laid" fund, have your credit card ready and call 1-800-HAND-

JOB.

Thanks for demonstrating, for the millionth time, just what the typical mountain biker's IQ is, and where their mind is. You guys are your own worst enemies.