On Apr 19, 2:59 pm, "Thumper" wrote:
"donquijote1954" wrote in message

ups.com... Hey, we get screamed at, doored at, spitted upon, pushed around and
even killed, isn't it time we enjoy the same benefits as other
Americans? When is a cyclist going into a rage and mow down all those
careless SUV drivers who make us feel worthless?

Definitely, all motorcycle riders should carry sidearms (not bicyclists
though, they're all fruitcakes). Unfortunately, if we use them we'll go to
jail.

You should consider a motorcycle that explodes upon impact, or at
least a bumper sticker that declares so...

"You don't want your bicycle/motorcycle* ride to be spoiled by
careless drivers who intimidate you. Well, it's time you make them
feel you are about to explode..."

*it may also be used by small imported cars.

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