"Len McGoogle" wrote in message
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On Dec 12, 12:16 pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:
"Mountain biking is one of the most fun and exciting sports there is"
-- well, except for all the injuries.... And the boringness of not
being able to enjoy anything, due to having to pay attention to
controlling the bike....

1. Torn rectum

The only Asshole here is you! "McGoogle" indeed!

Kayak 44, ever the anonymous coward, has worked for most of his miserable
life around criminals and so he has imbibed their criminal mentality
himself. He is an expert on rape in prison, having been sodomized many
times. Hey, it is either that or a blow job! He knows how to take advantage
of both ends of his anatomy like all fornicators.

But Kayak 44 is mostly ****ed in his head. All stalkers are. That is what
makes them stalkers in the first place.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota