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Old October 11th 03, 03:19 AM
uni57
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Default New Unicycle types!


XWonka wrote:
*The Bombproof:* the profile hub got me thinking, “What’s the point
of having a bombproof hub if the rest of the unicycle isn’t?” The
frame on this unicycle will be around two inches thick, solid. The
Wheel will be one medal disk three inches think. Of course the saddle
will also be solid metal. It’s expected to weigh about 60 pounds and
cost around five thousand dollars.

How about:

*The Presidential Unicycle*: This is similar to The Bombproof, except
that it truly is bomb-proof. Armor-plated by 'O'Gara'
(http://www.ogara-hess.com/Frameset.html), the company that has been
making the armored US Presidential Limousines since World War II, this
unicycle can survive a grenade blast. With optional blinding
headlights, ram bumper, and run flat tire, you can feel extra safe,
whether you are a head of state, corporate executive, or just someone
who wants to unicycle in complete safety. Secret Service protection is
NOT available.

Dave Lowell (uni57)

[please, please, please -- no political comments... please?]


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