Two mosquitoes??

You remind me of my neighbor. One evening he and I were out on his
porch talking and a single mosquito came by and was bothering him. He
tried to kill it but failed. Finally, in deperation, and against our
preferences, he decided we would have to go into the house to continue
our discussions.

I couldn't harldy believe it! One lousy mosquito chased a grown man
into his house. It cracked me up! :-)