Simon Mason wrote:

Here is the crime number for the people who called me a liar.

Means squat.

Here's the crime number for the time that you tried to punch Mel Gibson
in the teeth, missed and ended up breaking the window of a car: 445

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/crimenr.jpg

Awww look, you got one of the children to scrawl it out for you. I bet
you can't wait until they develop some hand-eye coordination.