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Edward Dolan wrote:

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On Thu, 9 May 2013 05:47:45 +0000 (UTC), Dan McGuire
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MEDFORD, Ore. ? A psychiatrist has pleaded guilty and been sentenced to
30 days in jail for planting booby traps that injured Oregon mountain
bikers on national forest trails outside Ashland.

Dr. Jackson Dempsey apologized to the mountain bikers, his family and the
medical community Wednesday in Jackson County Circuit Court in Medford.

But he did not explain what led him to string nylon cords across the
trails, and put nails and small trees in the path.

Besides the 30 days in jail, Judge Lorenzo Mejia ordered Dempsey to stay
away from national forest trails for the two years he is on probation.

Three people suffered minor injuries running into the trees and cords.

Dempsey was a psychiatrist for Jackson County when he was arrested last
July. He no longer has that job.

No, he's been downgraded to "patient".

Anyone with any brains knows why he booby trapped the trails. Ideally, I
would like to mine the trails so as to blow mountain bikers to kingdom
come, but alas this would also effect hikers, a perfectly innocent lot as
pure as the driven snow. Mountain bikers who ride their bikes on hiking
trails ought to be rounded up and horsewhipped. I would also draw and
quarter them for good measure. As a final farewell to this most miserable
group of miscreants ever to visit the earth, I would delight in ****ing on
their graves.

Allowing mountain biking and hiking on the same trails is an incompatible
use. The real villains in this scenario are the nincompoop authorities who
permit this incompatible use. Let the god damn mountain bikers get their
own ****ing trails and leave the hiking trails to hikers. Thus spake
Zarathustra!

Ed Dolan the Great
aka
Saint Edward the Great

So, we have a religious fanatic that wants to blow people up.
Just what the world needs more of.

What the world needs more of are sane sensible types like myself and less of
self aggrandizing fools like you. Death to all mountain bikers, or at least
to all of those who ride their bikes on hiking trails!

Regarding the OP, just think about what a psychiatrist is:
First, you study biological sciences and math & physics. All hard sciences.
Then you get accepted to med school and study more science and anatomy and
medicine.
Then if you go into a psychiatric specialty for two to four years, you take
all of your collected knowledge and throw it out the window and join the
cult of Freudian psychiatry, which has ZERO basis in science and no studies
to back it up. It is a belief system and a cult.

I agree with you about Freudian psychologists. There is very little science
to back up any of that very fanciful theory. Most crazy people these days
are treated with pharmaceuticals. Very few if any psychiatrists put any
faith in Freud and psychoanalysis. However, mountain bikers need to be
clubbed over their fat stupid heads just to get their attention. One thing
mountain bikers are never capable of is level headed reasoning.

I live next door to a psychiatrist who goes out to his garage every
night
and smokes weed until the whole neighborhood can smell it. Then in the
morning, he goes out and inflicts his cultish belief systems on people in a
personal crisis.
Neat,

Freudian psychologists are seldom situated with any authority in the
community of health services. They have been relegated to a cult. Only rich
morons like Woody Allen would ever avail themselves of their “services”.

HOWEVER, mountain bikers who ride their bikes on hiking trails can easily
drive any sane person insane. All hikers should go on their walks with a
concealed firearm in order to deal with aggressive criminal mountain biker
types. You never know when you may have to plug one in order to save your
own life. I have in the past recommended that hikers carry a bazooka in
their back packs as it has nice intimidating value even if not practical.

In the future, a walk in the woods will mean that you have to go fully armed
as a soldier into battle. No quarter will be given and no quarter will be
asked. Hikers vs.mountain bikers ... it will be a struggle to the death!

Ed Dolan the Great
aka
Saint Edward the Great