Evolution in action is correct!

People out making quick decisions - speed up, slow down, left, right.
Exciting stuff. Of course, some miscalculate. It happens. The best keep
going.

Beats being a sad fat criminal sitting in the commune in Berkleestan
discussing the latest Marxist research propositions.

Which is your sad life.

No danger of you doing anything remotely exciting as you atrophy. You'll be
dead soon from old age and guess what?

There will still be mountain bikes! And mountain bikers.

Hate it all you want - there is **** all you can do about it.