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November 25th 17, 03:05 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Joerg[_2_]
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On 2017-11-25 02:10, Tosspot wrote:
On 24/11/17 16:53, Joerg wrote:
On 2017-11-23 23:45, Dennis Davis wrote:
In article ,
Joerg wrote:
On 2017-11-20 15:11,
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... the usual mindless rubbish ...
Wear a full space suit. All all times! Danger, danger! :-)
And *always* line your cycle helmet with tinfoil. Wear it at
all times. There are undetectable alien satellites circling the
Earth. They're constantly broadcast mind-altering rays at all
humanoid life-forms. The tinfoil lined helmet stops these rays
affecting you. Even in the secure institution in which you'll be
incarcerated.
Plus there is a highly scientific study about the effectiveness of
foil hats :-)
http://web.archive.org/web/201007082...rahimi/helmet/
Let me get this straight. The tinfoil hat is actually a government run
programme to *increase* the effectiveness of mind control rays from
government satellites!? I don't believe it. Since I've been wearing
mine I sleep better, perform better at work, have less days off sick and
think with a new unsurpassed clarity.
Btw, I prefer the beanie style as it fits under cycle helmets.
I should have worn that on my ride yesterday. It would have prevents
alien transmissions from getting through and twigs that fell through the
helmet vent hole from causing an itch.
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Regards, Joerg
http://www.analogconsultants.com/
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