On 06/08/17 23:08, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

And you wonder why pillocks such as yourself riding on kids toys are
detested by drivers, pedestrians, dogs, badgers, rats, mice, hamsters,
birdies, worms, cockroaches, giraffes, elephants etc.
Tell us all what it feels like to be so despised, detested, hated, scorned,
unloved and unwanted.
Tell us all what a lonely bellend on a bicycle feels about a wasted lonely
life riding a pedal bike.

Knowing that it annoys stupid people is one of the motivators.